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*** tatsumi_oreo is now known as tatsumi\Beatingof\
*** tatsumi\Beatingof\ is now known as tatsumi\BeatingSoF\ |
#4585 (124/352) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> personally I prefer a nice big vibro up the ass while typing two handed
<gaymale> your coworkers get suspicious if you type good one hand in front of them
<[ric]> yeh.. luckily I have the door wired up to the vibro, that way the motor cuts out as they enter the room |
#4583 (132/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spesh> It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees. |
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<MattDC> how big is the back of a CD case cover (including spines) in inches?
<CraiZE> MattDC i can send you a program
<CraiZE> that prints you covers in the good size
<MattDC> i have one, but i need to know for graphic arts class
<CraiZE> ah well then , i got no idea
<mahs> MattDC: you could umm. use a ruler
<_8ight> well. if you cant find a ruler. i found this info that may aid you in a makeshift ruler.
<_8ight> According to A Descriptive Dictionary and Atlas of Sexology (Francoeur et al., 1991), the human penis in a flaccid state on average is between 3 and 4 inches in length and 1 inch in diameter. In an erect state, the penis, on average, is between 5 to 7 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter. |
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<Glex25> Space Left On [ C: 5.29/8.87 GB. D: 9.91/19.73 GB. E: 52.14/153.38 GB. Total: 67.34/181.98 GB ] .
<Scofco> dear lord
<phaded> holy good god
<phaded> how do you sleep at night?! |
#4525 (139/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drlion> i think all the spam broke my god damn mailbox
<drlion> porn is fucking up the internet
<drlion> and we can do nothing but watch
<RabYak> heh...nice choice of words :)
<drlion> thanks, and i don't mean idiomatically |
#4521 (84/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Anton> 8mm is a good film as well, but I'm puzzled as to why nicolas cage never got arrested for murder
<Alexander> hes just an actor
<Waldo> damn!
<Alexander> it wasn't real |
#4511 (91/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OutLore> as a matter of fact, i'm jacking off right now.
<Synoptica> keep it in your pants
<OutLore> my hand or my penis?
<Synoptica> just shut it
<OutLore> shutting up |
#4509 (266/456) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CoMBo> haha, dude i can kill u
<CoMBo> with my bear hands
<refujee> you're a bear?
<refujee> or did you just get bear hands grafted onto your body? |
#4505 (24/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<God_of_Mischief> SODOMIZING ME WILL NOT WARM MY ASS UP! |
#4502 (15/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Khross|Zzz> You can't have my precious cock ring.
<nilBnW|Zzz> You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead cock!! |
#4500 (9/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vecna> Holy fucking christ, lord and savior, show us your tits, that's a lot of ZSNES ASM code |
#4497 (4/206) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rizen> uptime length is the geek dick |
#4493 (-1/480) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ear{code}> CAPS ON CARBON DIXOIDE LIMITS THE NUMBER OF ARABS WE KILL. |
#4488 (313/454) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
<FM{FF1}> ...men.
<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO. |
#4486 (29/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* F9|Zzz [ Your Mother - Intimate Moaning and Groaning (Live Version).mp3 ] |
#4482 (127/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CabbagePatchKid> I AM THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF FEAR
<andy> Who knew evil would be so chubby.
<CabbagePatchKid> You can change my diaper too. JUST LIKE A REAL BABY.
<CabbagePatchKid> YES WRITHE IN TERROR, MEAGER HUMANS. |
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*** Pope (faykdogpo@AC9654C3.ipt.aol.com) has joined #Sphere
<Khross> Raped any children lately? |
#4479 (212/403) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Khross> andy, time for the secret unix decoder handshake.
* andy sodomizes Khross
* Khross orgasms
<Khross> Okay, we can start the meeting. |
#4478 (180/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tatsumi> There's a difference between being grumpy and hating every little fucker in existence. |
#4476 (110/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dreq> is there anyway to get the DOS version?
<andy> the dos version of win98?
<Dreq> yes |
#4474 (-3/397) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<resident> Africa is a mix of clit-choppin' negroes, godforsaken deserts, and maneating plants. |
#4472 (196/387) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<the_Speed_Bump> I have a severe, irrational phobia against midgets with red hair who wear black trenchcoats and sell kitchen cleaners in back alleys behind hotels whose names start with the letter 'U'.
<the_Speed_Bump> Every day is a struggle. |
#4471 (77/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<the_Speed_Bump> I can't imagine a conversation that covers both philosophy and shit without being terribly disjointed.
<the_Speed_Bump> "So, what do you think of God?" "I just took the hugest shit ever!" |
#4470 (-1/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Prae|Code]> As it stands, AvDom is a levelless, XPless, HPless, MPless, Classless game system
<[Prae|Code]> and it is only that way because it was designed that way ^_^ <the_Speed_Bump> Sounds intricate. |
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