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#4460 (187/367) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jre> One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee. They had a sign that said: PLEASE "FLUSH TOILET" BEFORE LEAVING. Flush toilet was in parentheses. So I assumed it was code for something
<jre> So I "pissed in the sink" |
#4457 (123/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<phubuh> WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO THIS
<phubuh> I JUST DOWNLOADED SoF2 AND IT WAS BLACK&WHITE
<phubuh> OH I KNOW I'LL NAME IS SOF2 SO MORE PEOPLE DOWNLOAD FROM ME AND USE MY BANDWITH OR HEY WAIT A MINUTE
<Katana> I tried downloading Harry Potter and got Ancient Secrets of Asian Sex |
#4456 (175/309) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HailBrak> me: "we should form a company that makes manly china patterns"
<HailBrak> my friend: "i agree. i mean, how much success am i supposed to have when all the patterns are called "tender blossom" or some shit? i want one called, like, "Glock" or "Beer and Tits" or "Lets Burn Down Fucking Pier 1" |
#4455 (99/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nephil> I was given detention because I said "evaginate" during a debate
<Nephil> :/ |
#4451 (5/293) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<amoeba> mouse gestures = OMG IM TOO LAZY TO PRESS TEH BUTTONS ON TEH KEYBOARD
<@tr0n> HEY IF I MOVE IT IN AN S PATTERN AND THEN A ZIGZAG AND THEN A SQUARE SHAPE IT WILL TAKE ME TO FAGS.NET |
#4450 (94/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Alien> I believe our girls' softball team had something about them never being loose or something on their shirts ... they misspelled lose with HILARIOUS RESULTS. |
#4449 (37/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<the_hydra> I got a hemorroid once and used Preparation H's little "anal applicator" and didn't think it was really worth it. I think they just included that as a joke. |
#4448 (-1/229) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tr0n> HINT FOR THE RETARDED: BOX MODELERS SELDOM MODEL BOXES. |
#4447 (147/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Idioteq> shit.. the zombie processes have gone chaotic on my pull parity
<happy> flip the bits, STAT
<Yoinkster> you should also vi the slackware
<thirtyseven|IGOTHEADTODAY> I get the idea that you guys might be making this shit up. |
#4445 (49/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<K0ffing> you should Photoshop Raz ... I'll give you a dollar if you can make his face look less like a butt |
#4444 (-3/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<moira> reading my cds with a laser pointer, while the whole time I could have been using a mac that can run iTunes |
#4443 (0/252) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mr_X> THE US GOVERNMENT WILL PROVIDE YOU A NEW SPACEBAR, SO YOU CAN WRITE PATRIOTIC EMAILS TO YOUR FRIENDS IN EUROPE. |
#4442 (224/402) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<amit> there was a girl in my english class who had a lord of the rings bookmark. she looked at me, then at the bookmark and said "Bilbo's so hot!" and put it in the cleavage between her breasts. |
#4441 (261/442) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Euri> They should make an idiot mode. Whenever you try to alter something you shouldn't, a big smily shiny thing would come out of the computer and momentarily distract the silly person doing something naughty, and the computer would then pick itself up and fly out the window to safety. |
#4440 (2/366) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Psylent> looks like I've got what it takes to climb the IRC social ladder |
#4429 (-1/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tr0n> I want a brazil renderfarm licence. =(
<EvilKosh> AND ALSO A REGULAR FARM WITH SEXY TEEN SLUTS WHO GET IT ON WITH FARM ANIMALS |
#4428 (78/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<happy> the neat thing about java is that it's so slow |
#4427 (230/419) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Euri> I am not going to scan a ferret. |
#4424 (138/302) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<amoeba> it's a little known fact that the binary releases aren't actually compiled by anyone, they just mysteriously appear on the FTP site packaged and ready for release.. it's postulated that the Devil himself uses Mozilla, and in return for using it he takes care of the insane build requirements |
#4422 (140/301) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<moira> I converted an MP3 to ogg, then back again, and then back and forth between MP3 and OGG format thirty times, and when I listened to it after that, it was just an mp3 of you guys talking |
#4421 (52/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<moira> yoinkster is like the humpback of notre dame cathedral, except no humpback, and it's the ogg vorbis cathedral, and he keeps ringing the bells yelling unintelligible things about how ogg owns your mom |
#4420 (-1/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hell_Patrol> to win the game, you must kill me... john romero |
#4419 (2/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EnochRoot> #include pestilence.h |
#4416 (88/291) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ltbs> SomeGirl: you have Pantera. It's a weird strain of Anthrax. You should also watch out for Sepultura, Megadeth, and Black Sabbath |
#4415 (145/345) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MuSKraT> I'm supposed to go to meet a cute girl at a bar with our class, but I keep farting. I CAN'T GO UNTIL I FINISH FARTING. |
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