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#4695 (147/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zathras> This game of rhymes is eating at my brain, I beg of thee, sir, for the love of god, refrain!
<Deliphos> I cannot! In my blood it doth runneth! Hush thee now, lest I cap with my gunneth! |
#4693 (51/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Quits: Zathras (Evelyn the dog, having undergone further modification pondered the significance of short-person behaviour in pedal depressed, pan-chromatic resonance, and other highly ambient domains. "Arf," she said.) |
#4686 (147/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Morpheus agrees with tark, but I also prefer nude wet legal aged girls =P
<Tarkuss> hey...legal age is 12 in some countries...
<Morpheus> 8 in tiwan
<Tarkuss> Morpheus: EIGHT!?
* Morpheus nods as he watches tark go to get a passport |
#4680 (7219/10928) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it? |
#4659 (60/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kyle|> im making a SHELL for WINDOWS that LOOKS and FEELS like the REAL STANDALONE OS THAT WILL BE DONE NOT SOON!
<Urganite> what you mean to tell me
<Urganite> is that you're going to create a windows program
<Urganite> that just looks like what you want your OS to be?
<Urganite> ...
<Urganite> that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life
<Peasant> Someone should make a DHTML OS
<Kyle|> peasant: dont give me ideas |
#4658 (20/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Const> zero's gay? I just thought he was into porking his cat
<Zero> My cat is a girl :p |
#4654 (-1/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sap> what if i draw a hand on my face and give myself a blowjob? |
#4644 (103/273) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this floor?
<Byn> The cows don't jack off in our showers. |
#4643 (213/378) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSSS; got it working
<Const> Your penis?
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSS! |
#4637 (94/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SDHawk> dreamweaver is for dense idiots
<OneiWilly> dreamweaver is good use it
<SDHawk> I rest my case |
#4633 (33/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kyro> searching for: penis
*** Kyro has quit IRC (Excess Flood) |
#4631 (109/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ic0n0> i love the midwest
<NecroMort> ilke gurls with big fat titties.
<ic0n0> what does that have to do with the midwest?
<polar> you have something against titties? |
#4630 (120/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eblank> it's funny how computers can make you have balls.
<eblank> because if you ever yelled at me with such force in real life,
<eblank> i'd probably already be seeing if you fit into a wendy's biggie-size cup. |
#4629 (68/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eldee> jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game
<friedegg> yeah
<boozie> HAHA
<eldee> fly kites in a park with other jedi.. try to light saber the other guys string
<boozie> oh.. i thought i was gonna be about jedi jews
<boozie> stealing nickels and shit
<eldee> that'd be jedi kike you idjit
<boozie> ah.. thats right
<eldee> get your derrogatory slurs straight
<BombScare> man, every time i think someone in here cant get any dumber boozie steps up |
#4628 (133/291) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element
*** Element is now known as You
* You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode (+girlfriend) |
#4627 (-1/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ear> ARSENIC IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY BECAUSE IT KILLS CHILDREN.
<Khross> YES
<Ear> DEAD BABIES EQUALS PROFIT.
<Khross> LESS MINORITY KIDS = LESS WELFARE
<Khross> MORE PROFIT
<Ear> IT ALSO PROVIDES FREE BACON.
<Khross> YES, OF COURSE |
#4623 (6/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lunargirl> Without Uncle Freddy we have to rely on our dildo supply.
<lunargirl> Which dwindles everyday.
<lunargirl> But it's ok, we have a special robot made for us.
<lunargirl> Out of dildos.
<lunargirl> THE PERPETUAL DILDO MACHINE.
<lunargirl> Hello? |
#4618 (-2/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Toen[hw]> so when you inherited one and a half x and half a y, you realized "Oooh, that little timmy kid's got a tight ass" |
#4616 (-1/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tatsumi_oreo> I've got an assload of work to do. (Where assload is equal to the distance from the east wall of my anal canal to the west wall of my anal canal, and my penis always points north; anyhow, judging by the size of vecna's manhood, I have a lot of work to do.) |
#4613 (232/408) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SoulBain> I think my keyboard's unplugged. |
#4612 (197/374) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Overlord> That just pooped into my head.
<Overlord> Ack, one of my worst typos. |
#4606 (0/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Falthorn> Like the ninja, pants hold no barrier to the ghostly precision of my meat! |
#4605 (-1/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<loretian> They'd say "wow, look at this cute kid with a broken leg. Can't even walk around. That's so cute! I wonder what his dick tastes like" |
#4603 (202/344) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thrasher> What drugs should be used to increase statistics in my game?
<Ear> Well, beta-blockers would have a positive effect on accuracy, but a negative effect on strength.
<Ear> Acebutolol hydrocholoride, alprenolol hydrocholoride, atenolol, labetalol hydrochloride, metoprolol tartrate, nadolol, oxprenolol hydrochloride, propranolol hydrocholoride, sotalol hydrocholoride are the beta-blockers banned by the IOC.
<Thrasher> ...Remind me not to ask you for help again. |
#4602 (232/362) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES
<kolby> you still in english? |
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