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#4753 (9097/13036) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
#4752 (149/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rhost> no_ana.... i miss you
<rhost> with every bullet |
#4751 (3/236) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ellipse> whoa. i hate farts like that.
<ellipse> that one was so hot, i couldn't tell if i shit myself or not. i think i'm going to have to manually check. |
#4750 (4/224) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only games, chatting, and lots of masterbation |
#4748 (3/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<watchy_> i'm so fat
<watchy_> i forgot where my leg was |
#4746 (38/177) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<morganti> the problem is if I have referrer logging turned off, the images will not load because the site is trying to stop queers from linking to their content, so if the referrer is blank the image won't load....
<morganti> however I have a program that is supposed to set the referrer to the sites domain that I am visiting, but it doesn't seem to be working
<_8ight> humm. well, u go to alot of trouble to surf for porn then huh? |
#4745 (174/365) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<timmo> wtf is sunburn
<Amanda`> Are you serious?
<timmo> yes |
#4743 (197/345) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste and how it relates to their physic I'd say she's pretty much a slut |
#4738 (228/350) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data
[Synoptica] fuck
[Synoptica] no i dont
* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads together |
#4734 (-1/249) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BurntAsh> you know what was funny
<BurntAsh> when aalyiah died
<BurntAsh> man i hated that bitch
<BurntAsh> she wont be dusting herself off and trying again anytime soon |
#4733 (153/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Jees its going to be 48 tomorrow
<Guilty> I thought I was done with waring a jacket
<Guilty> But apparently not
<maff> you go outside? |
#4730 (130/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(skankman) oaid, halo is when two gay guys put their dicks in each others mouths, but the rule is it cant touch the lips or tongue or anything. the only thing it can touch if anything is the tonsil, and they both do it at the same time, and they dont have sex until they do it perfect.
(Emo|Cuomo) GROSS SKANKMAN
(Emo|Cuomo) I MEANT THE FUCKING XBOX GAME
(skankman) yeah whatever, you sick fuck. |
#4724 (108/252) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* spockdude rustles smoothly and gingerly
<Wyatt> spockdude: Careful, don't exhaust your vocabulary
<furan> haha |
#4723 (0/238) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+DCBastard> just a jpg
<@m00cow> what of ?
<+DCBastard> apache ah-64
<@m00cow> i've got an apache
<@m00cow> webserver that is |
#4718 (287/433) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tormy> hey when u burn games in discjuggler, under the advance tab... should the block be 2048?
<DCBastard> leave the advanced tab alone
<DCBastard> if you were advanced you'd know how to use it |
#4716 (0/270) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Chalma> how do I talk with everyone else? |
#4715 (25/226) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Spidey> you can get stamps anywhere
<@Spidey> grocery store, convenient store
<@Spidey> ;[
<@Spidey> -t+ce?
<@josho> setting modes on your sentences again, addict? |
#4713 (156/322) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DCBastard> hey i could get ven to install that saturn modchip that i got him to send me last year
<travolta> ven?
<travolta> who is ven?
<CraiZE> he means VeNoM
<DCBastard> see when you like someone you abreviate their name - that's why I always call you travolta |
#4712 (80/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BombScare> W00T! im #1 on geekissues
<BombScare> im an internet superstar
<snag> now you got something to brag about to the ladies
<snag> before you pee on them |
#4710 (0/226) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SDHawk> cool in a homosexual way
<OneiWilly> cool!
<Sivako> thats where i'm a superstar! |
#4706 (65/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<winmutt> lol
<winmutt> my neighbor's name is jeff toke
<winmutt> and hes getting married tomorrow
<winmutt> 4/20
<winmutt> LOL
<winmutt> i just realized this |
#4705 (186/325) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Hiretsukan has left #verge
*** Hiretsukan has joined #verge
<andy> do the first half of that trick again. |
#4701 (-1/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nate> I don't care that I don't fuck chicks.
<Nate> I have my MCSD.
<RPGoddess> but nate.... sex is good! :D
<Nate> Yes Shari, I would imagine.
<Nate> But so is manual sex.
<Nate> :) |
#4698 (220/390) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CrazyClimber> top dangling modifier of the day:
<CrazyClimber> "A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer, which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas on the runway. "
<CrazyClimber> i knew about cows and methane, but...
<me_tew> Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel tanks on deer be moved away from the wings. |
#4696 (124/273) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and shit. I wish I could be eclectic, funky, and well-adjusted
<Drusilla> we do too, Dan.
<tieboy> well, 0 out of 3 ain't bad |
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