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#4792 (65/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Synoptica] no, he's not lagged. he's just stupid. |
#4791 (73/233) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Aaron> +v
*** Crappy sets mode: +v Aaron
<Aaron> typing +v made crappy put me on +v automatically?
<Crappy> maybe, try typing +b :)
<Aaron> +b
*** Crappy sets mode: +b *!*@m57-mp1-cvx1a.bre.ntl.com |
#4790 (248/417) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her
<DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church
<DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him
<trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha
<DAL9000> yes
<DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest. |
#4789 (176/357) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DrWoody> Look I'm writing a letter!
<DrWoody> Dear Internet Explorer:
<DrWoody> I HATE YOU! DIE!! |
#4786 (154/338) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<malkav> 96 kbps is cd quality
<sic> you must have cd's from mexico or something :[[ |
#4783 (-1/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cluelezz> ok... i'm in #bearcave... now what? |
#4781 (7/243) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Matt_of_Ni> is there anyway of overclocking your modem? |
#4780 (395/567) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization |
#4779 (142/302) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework
<Lucent> without giving a picture |
#4777 (160/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lucent> stupid fucking mirc filling the filenames with underscores!
<Lucent> WE ALL HAVE OPERATING SYSTEMS THAT SUPPORT SPACES IN FILENAMES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT |
#4776 (61/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler
<Lucent> yet you are in atlanta?
<ToiletDuk> jeup
<ToiletDuk> that's why i own |
#4774 (-2/390) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum
<Lucent> in case i need to punch thay jooterus |
#4773 (0/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<maagui> I lub to take adderall, the clenched jawls is so sectsay... Girls look at you and think, 'nice cheek structure'... No bitch, I'm just speedin through life on amphetamines... NOW LEAVE ME ALONE |
#4771 (0/446) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuk> i want to meet a 2 year old with no gag reflex |
#4769 (47/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you gay?
<Scofco> nope
<kyle> good
<Scofco> you're A FUCKING QUEER FAIRY WHO DESERVES TO DIE
<Scofco> either that, or a girl
<Scofco> but even girls don't get aroused by penises
<Scofco> at least not MY penis :( |
#4768 (149/378) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** [ric] is now known as reign
*** reign is now known as [ric]
<[ric]> heh... mental note... try /whois instead of /nick next time |
#4767 (6/218) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aRse> dudes.. i'm not eating asparagus again for a while.. i just pissed green |
#4765 (23/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<m00cow> i'm downloading mozilla rc1
<m00cow> i wonder what its like
<m00cow> i hope mozilla uses its firebreath on microsoft
<m00cow> then eats microsoft
<m00cow> then poos micro soft poopoos
<DCBastard> uh-huh
<DCBastard> how many cones have you smoked tonight? |
#4762 (286/453) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars.
<Toen> you can, if you go outside
<tatsumi> ...... go where? |
#4760 (-1/201) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<timmo> which sucks because
<timmo> sometimes you forget the thing behind the sn
<timmo> is a fucking ugly troll
<timmo> you start thinking youre talking to a person and shit |
#4759 (-1/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guilty> All she wanted was a good fuck
<Guilty> That will stop the tears
<Guilty> And if not, tears make decent lube |
#4758 (11/217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Navaash> SHIT-FUCKING ASSLICKING ELECTROPLATED BLACK JESUS CHRIST ON AN ELECTRIC MOPED
<mightyflo> times 7.6
<FlipTopBox> squared
<FlipTopBox> with a cherry on top.
<mightyflo> plus alpha!
<FlipTopBox> for matching service |
#4757 (-1/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Heavy petting zoo |
#4756 (172/364) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kyle> I'm trying to get this girl to go out with me but every pick up line i use sucks.
<kolby> next time you see her, ask her what the difference is between a pile of dead babies and a BMW
<kolby> then tell her that you don't have a BMW in your garage |
#4754 (-1/259) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<`tate`> you ever see palm's api, my god, its like they said "you know what, apple's api is good(ie we're insane), lets copy it" |
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