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(Apsu) My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks.
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<Plorkyeran> comcast sure is awesome
<Plorkyeran> it seems that the reason my internet connection has been down for the last two days is that they tried to give me a free upgrade to 105/20
<Plorkyeran> and instead disabled my connection
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Kitsu: Why would the localization.ltx contain calls to xml files that don't exist?
DekuLink: The xml files probably gave it a fake file path at the party last night.
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< m00nyb0y> and some people do too much work for little money if you ask me
< CarlosGuerrei> I agree
< CarlosGuerrei> I hire those people daily
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<Helix_Mouse> I want a website full of examples of retarded, nonsensical c++ code that runs and you have to guess what the output is
<Pi> that's called "stack overflow"
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<Nyz> I love standards
<Nyz> I try to have at least two for all occasions
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<l0de> I've done that before. I made a script that cycled through
<l0de> 8==D ( )
<l0de> while listening to Björk. But it was probably the lowest point in my life.
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I am so grateful for your blog article.Really thank you! Fantastic. kkedccggafbaddfbComment: I am so grateful for your blog article.Really thank you! Fantastic. kkedccggafbaddfb
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“A person speaks about his or her level of COMMON SENSE by showing the depth of reverence towards the kind of people whom he or she likes, but the width of his or her true intelligence is gauged correctly and only by one making in others life the real good difference.” ~Anuj SomanyComment: Common Sense
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<Shadell> Economists are very very awful buddhists
<Shadell> "All conditioned existence is suffering. Desire is the source of all suffering because it never ends."
<Shadell> "This is why we can create models of economic systems based on the fact that humanity will never stop wanting more shit."
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<surskitty> the pair-up system is way less silly than Moulder carrying around a horse in fe8
<surskitty> I love you, weirdly buff healer guy
<surskitty> and your ability to fucking carry cavalry
<Geight> Moulder did that through sheer force of not giving a fuckComment: From a discussion on Fire Emblem 13's mechanics.
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<Rich> what happened to the old [battery]?
<Dave> Was losing capacity like the Titanic taking on water.
<Rich> So it was gaining capacity and eventually drowned in capacity?
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<martin> "PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil, perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals."
<mking> So what does that make Java?
<zstevens> a DSL for converting XML to stack traces
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[11:11pm] Katuron: OOOOH
[11:11pm] Katuron: it's 11:11!
[11:11pm] MiracleBlue: Quick, make a wish!
[11:11pm] Katuron: uhm uhm uhm
[11:12pm] Katuron: ACE MY EXAMS!
[11:12pm] MiracleBlue: Too late
[11:12pm] Katuron: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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<Nativehomie> married onijin?
<~onijin> I have a fleshlight
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<thebananaking> I'm sick and my cat died :(
<thebananaking> kidney stone, blocked bladder, no symptoms until too late
<thebananaking> he was a terrible cat, had no idea how to cat
<thebananaking> but I'll miss the little fucker
<thebananaking> there was a communications stuffup at the vet, and I got a followup call the next day to see how he was doing
<thebananaking> I couldn't help myself and said "well, he's not doing much..."
<thebananaking> I don't think I've ever heard anyone blush before
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<Kyol> Oh good! My dog's found a chainsaw!
<me_tew> That's one hell of a retriever, Kyol.
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< er1c_> im curious to know about your knowledge of the tensile strength of a vagina though, vhost-. or maybe not
< craige> He was a large baby
< craige> We should leave it at that :p
< vhost-> dude, they can squeeze hard
< vhost-> a penis just kind of sits there, then it raises a little bit, but still just sort of stays there
< vhost-> you can't flex your balls
< er1c_> i um... saw my daughter come into this world. i was adamant about not looking but the fucking nurse kept telling me i needed to see the miracle. words fail me at describing that horror scene
< vhost-> ~(:D)~ OH HAI
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< nathan> GODDAMNIT
< nathan> my DB is being an anus to me
< tonyb486> ANUS DB?!
< tonyb486> with the anusdb, every user gets their own "anus," and are encouraged to say things like "just store it in my anus"
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<Haschel> Hmm. Wolfram Alpha can't calculate the dietary fiber in half the mass of the moon in Triscuits.
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<~LexPro> #foreveralone unable to join channel (channel is full)
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<maime> That means nothing to a card carrying makeup whore.
<TheEnigma> You carry a card that says "Makeup Whore" on it?
<maime> No but I like to call myself a card carrying makeup whore when the occassion arises.
<maime> Its difficult to explain.
<TheEnigma> Like right now, for instance.
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<+Becky_> when I was like 10 or something I went on the internet to like a HTML chatroom on yahoo
<+Becky_> some guy had the nickname "blink182fan"
<+Becky_> I said to him that the blink tag sucks because it's not supported by all browsers
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<Strife89> Mother of fuck, Sintel has a 4k render.
<Strife89> Place your bets now: will my best computer be able to play this video?
<Ayen> Is a terrible explosion a possibility? If so, I'd go for that.
<Strife89> Ayen: Probably won't happen literally, but I'm betting on framerates below 1 FPS
<Ayen> I wish programs would show you fractional framerates when under 1
<Strife89> I wish they never had to.
<Ayen> "Hah, you're rendering 1/8th of a frame per second"
<bildramer> I always found ms/f better than f/s
<Strife89> "You fail at hardware rendering FOREVER"
<Strife89> "Go get some new hardware, cheap bastard."
<Ayen> if I were programming something, I'd want to have the framerate counter display something like "Pitifully low" instead of >1
<Strife89> Ayen: For that, you might as well throw in a "umad?" or a trollface.
<Ayen> it'd be best if it was in some ridiculously small and simple program that shouldn't ever go below 100 fps or something.
<Strife89> glxgears, maybe
<Ayen> hah, the messages would rotate. "Are you running this on your Apple II?"
<Ayen> "Windows 95 is a bit out of date, by the way."
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Jello_Raptor converts RebeccaRGB to a more print frindly color system
=-= RebeccaRGB is now known as RebeccaCMYK
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