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#4899 (142/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> if i see something so fucking cute, like another rugrats movie or babe movie, im going on a spree
<sabbat> a killing spree i hope
<l0wkey> i was thinking along the lines of shopping spree, but suggestion noted |
#4896 (41/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> prostitution is illegal in the united states of america
<ryano> not in nevada
<clay> were you conceived in nevada |
#4895 (0/284) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spudge> if my mother was on right now i would kb her ass so quick |
#4892 (96/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lewZer> Man, translating 2 pages of non-spaced, non-punctuated, instructions for making lsd is awful rough on a 9th grade dropout |
#4886 (229/400) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chris--> now i have to tell the coach that i can't play because my wrist hurts
<chris--> and he asks me how i injuried it
<chris--> and i say swinging a bat
<chris--> and it sounds stupid.
<chris--> it has 'masturbation injury' written all over it |
#4882 (102/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> i am in a jam...it is my old roommates 21st birthday tonight, no school tomorrow, a few movies i want to see, Simpsons and X-Files...what to do?
<l0wkey> I KNOW...STAY ON IRC |
#4881 (90/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reuben> send me a picture of you.
<{Elmo}> no scanner
<reuben> get one.
<{Elmo}> no $$
<ryano> in other words reub, you probably dont want to see her |
#4880 (-1/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> do any of you wonder why pubic hair doesnt get as long as normal hair |
#4879 (123/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gee> i made $52 at busch gardens saturday
<iban> in a bathroom stall? |
#4878 (-1/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> usually if someone pisses me off i punch their girlfriend in the mouth and scram |
#4877 (127/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cade> zzz, you wanna kill yourself or something?
<zZz-> cade, I've attempted so many times and failed, it's not even funny..
<zZz-> Accually, it is kinda funny. |
#4875 (6/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pimp> im going to go play with my toys now
<RiP> that means hes going to play with himself right
<pimp> no, im going to go play with my X-Men action figures |
#4874 (170/363) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gee-> i stole a 5 dollar pen from officemax and it didnt work
<homieC> your dad stole a 5 dollar condom from a 7-11 and it didnt work |
#4872 (118/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nost> whered iban go
<langdon> home
<nost> this is his home |
#4871 (103/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reuben> my dad claims that he got his first piece of ass from a cow.
<reuben> i had a great upbringing |
#4869 (-1/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids
<l0wkey> from sitting on my butt all day ircing
<l0wkey> i should sue Khaled |
#4867 (61/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization
<langdon> my kid will be all caps. |
#4866 (9/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking officials in #lost we have a maximum of 1 offline friend each |
#4865 (196/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f? |
#4861 (38/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Merlin3> It was my grandmother's dying wish that I receive some dave matthews bootlegs... if you have any mp3ed (not from the 4 CDs) please msg me or just go and DCC it to me... thank you for your concern. with everyone's help, I think I will be able to make it through these difficult times. |
#4860 (128/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cheerio> i like computers better than chicks cuz they will willingly accept my 3.5" floppy |
#4858 (49/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Puff-working> I play the banjo..never learned fiddle..but I might someday.
<Puff-working> and I can make a harmonica sing.
<Unfor|Work> I play the CD player |
#4852 (74/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ryo-ohki> and it would be an understatement to say I AM FUCKING BAKED OUT OF MY MIND
<DCBastard> lol - what else is new?
<DCBastard> one day you should come into the channel and go "WOW - I AM TOTALLY FUCKING STRAIGHT" - we'd all be like "holy shit! that is amazing!" |
#4850 (116/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TittiesMcEarmuffs> ( . )^_^( . ) |
#4849 (-1/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<thinkmad> who made these stupid ass tutorials?
<thinkmad> one of them should be
<thinkmad> how to be fucking stupid |
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