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#5022 (56/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<theo-> ADSL.....is that some sort of learning difficulty?
#5020 (147/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop
<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her
#5017 (78/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!!
#5010 (-2/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOLPIT
<clay> I WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IN THE NIGHT AND SPROUT A BROTHER TO YOU
#4971 (12/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<joey`> clay...doy you know anything about networking
<clay> yes
<clay> the rj45 pee pee goes into the nic pee pee, joey
#4968 (-3/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm
<clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong
<clay> and i said dude
<clay> make some shit so i can irc with windows dude
#4954 (253/391) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`rip> when you go into a job interview
<`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are
<`rip> what do you say
<clay> you tell them that youre indecisive
<clay> and then stop talking
#4936 (-1/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MK_Ultra> trade my sister for fast appz/OS site
#4934 (-3/299) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonathans> statutory rape is the one thing id be okay with having on my record
#4932 (0/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jesus-> jesus saves, but good thing im jesus- , cause i cant do shit
#4926 (182/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matto> the keg is tapped
<matto> awaiting the guests
<`jon> and you're online
#4924 (208/358) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers.
<reuben> telling the same lines over and over and over again.
<reuben> anything witty is only witty once
<reuben> hey
<reuben> that would be a good bumper sticker
#4922 (0/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey
#4919 (-1/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CiXeL> if you have zillions of bbses in a billion ips using strong encryption all over, GAME OVER GOVT
#4918 (238/391) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter
#4917 (-2/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trench coats alone
#4916 (157/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic
#4914 (-1/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> and i raped your mother %your.age years ago
#4913 (-1/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Conjure> closed minded idiots
<Conjure> playing with feces owns
#4909 (141/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<langdon> *** Unable to resolve 255.255.255.255
<langdon> how do i get that IP?
<langdon> is that like.
<langdon> when the internet is full?
#4905 (13/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys
#4903 (0/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dabigC> he had a small dick didn't he
<{_INTRA_}> nope.. it was average i'd say
<l0wkey> so is 3" bad
<{_INTRA_}> yep
<{_INTRA_}> very
<l0wkey> i have long fingers though
<l0wkey> 12"
#4902 (184/344) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iban> in 5 years irc will be obsolite
<ryano> so will spelling
#4901 (-1/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<intuit> hmm maybe sumtime next week i will go outside
#4900 (-1/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tsal> my dick is so big it's got its own dick
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