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#5270 (149/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Procyan> is there like 1 person on earth that knows tcl/tk and is writing all of the apps?
<unSlider> procyan: no, there are a bunch of people who dont know tcl/tk but are writing apps for it anyway
#5269 (125/308) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS
#5267 (0/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@zexion> the ice age VCD sucks ass
<@zexion> the guy was jerking off while filimg the movie or something...
<@zexion> and some asshole kept gettng up for popcorn or something... I couldnt watch it after 10 minutes
<@zexion> gotta wait for the SVCD
<@^101> it brings the theater experince home zex
<@zexion> 101: always looking at the bright side of life eh? :)
#5263 (139/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DCBastard> wow - either fairlight and deviance have absolutely pathetic suppliers or morrowind has some good copy protection
<DCBastard> i think it's absolutely disgusting that you can BUY a game before downloading it
#5259 (347/478) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....
#5256 (145/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<crist0bal> rhino
<crist0bal> make me an op
<ryano> what are the ingredients
#5242 (-1/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonathans> the vas deferens is the path from the nuts to the weiner where your breakfast travels
#5193 (305/459) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mofo> s2pid virgin cola commercials.
<reuben> i bet it's harder to type "s2pid" than it is to type "stupid"
<mofo> s2pid looks cooler and sophisticated though, so :P
<reuben> it looks stupid
#5164 (18/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TcShBoY> where is the /etc/passwd located?
#5113 (157/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch your rulers
#5089 (207/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME
<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me
#5078 (44/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<joey``> ryan...what are you doing for new year's
<ryano> going on dalnet
#5074 (2/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker
<clay> yes
<clay> a social dicksucker
<clay> much like the social smoker
<clay> he puffs for his homies
<`rip> puffs on his homies
#5073 (43/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<langdon> win2k is tight.
<langdon> i added all my warez ftp sites to network neighborhood
#5072 (121/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonathans> i wonder if all women think like that
<reubenf> not all women think
#5069 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<langdon> i put my britney spears doll on my speaker.
<langdon> if i get real low to my desk.
<langdon> i can see up her skirt!
#5068 (175/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reub> i hate people that can't complete a fucking
#5054 (-3/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sifelaver> you know who you should ban?
<reuben> who
<sifelaver> DEEZ NUTS
#5048 (4/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> i used to be a freelance gynecologist
#5039 (0/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Myles> if ur piss comes out like vanilla pudding wat duz that mean
#5034 (227/415) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lith> im tellin ya.. im sitting on a land mine
<Lith> err
<Lith> gold mine
#5030 (102/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> i read the word "c'mon" in a comic book
<clay> so i went to my mom
<clay> and said
<clay> mom, what does c'mon mean, and i pronounced it like semen
#5028 (65/223) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<myles> i jus wanna go to court and b on the plantiff side for once
#5027 (11/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iban> uhoh
<iban> its 5am
<iban> about time for my morning wood
#5026 (42/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<myles> i wonder if i talk to my marijuana it will make it grow faster
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