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#5338 (270/457) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Carplos-Duck> You just killed 100 innocent civilians, how do you feel?
<Pedro> patriotic |
#5337 (143/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zeddicus> i like Dungeon Seige, but its not something that hooks me like a good FPS does, or a good RTS
<agentM> i like dating games
<Zeddicus> i dont
<Zeddicus> i always lose |
#5333 (11/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ophe|ia`> omg I will NEVER shit that fast again.....my anus is burning *sitting down carefully* |
#5332 (5/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kidpiglet> is there such a thing as putting a "hit" on a dog
<kidpiglet> if so let me know whos avalible to do a "hit"
<Ph4nt0m> marinate a steak in antifreeze
<kidpiglet> yeah with my luck my hubby would go and cook it for himself
<Ph4nt0m> would that be all bad? :) |
#5324 (13/287) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<highdrow> when you finally get to the end of all the spam
<highdrow> it's kind of dissapointing that there isn't more to delete
<highdrow> ;\ |
#5320 (168/327) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lucent-H> who wants pictures of high school cheerleaders that want to do me?
<moijkNrg> Lucent: I don't want to see any male cheerleaders |
#5317 (142/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cutter> you know whats a trip ? when one of your friends in high school has to do a speech to the class and does it on acid, gets confused and pisses his pants - that owned |
#5315 (127/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Knighted> JLsoft: when i was flying into toronto, there was a good deal of cloud coverage and visibility was low. so i looked out the window and immediately though "this is like an N64 game" |
#5314 (7/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<McMoo> i think i dislocated my esophagus
<josho-> fix it with everclear |
#5311 (53/293) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mutiny-> "large explosion in downtown jerusalem, two cats scared, houseplant shaken and dropped onto floor, israelis occupy palestinian owned areas, 12 palestinians dead in retalitory missle attacks" |
#5309 (70/229) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zexion> Jewdass: well thats what I do when I want to get totally wasted... get some GOOD pot and drink a LOT of GOOD vodka
<|Ogreboy|> <Zexion> we call those weekdays |
#5307 (29/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jewedass> atarax: Find yourself a nice 26 year old woman and pretend she's two 13 year olds |
#5304 (1696/2321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pdksh> jesus h christ
<pdksh> 'i got tired of that screensaver on that other computer so i turned it off'
<pdksh> my sister hard-shutdown my bsd box.
<pdksh> in the middle of a kernel compile.
<pdksh> not to mention that the little blinky light on the hub was annoying her
<pdksh> so she pulled out that wire too
<pdksh> ...
<pdksh> and she managed to rip a wire pair out of the wire.
<pdksh> yet she wants to be a cs major in college.
<dmaster-> I would beat her into a coma
<pdksh> dmaster-: im about to. either that or change her aim password so she jumps off a bridge.
<bob354> pdksh: haha a cs major?
<pdksh> bob354: yeah... 'i like to surf the internet and chat on aim to all my friends all the time so im good with computers and im good at that microsoft wordart. mom said i should go to computer school like you!' |
#5303 (115/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@atarax> DrConway: Some kid told me a couple days ago "They just came out with internet 7.0" |
#5302 (87/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@BitS> LordViper is serious about not playing multiplayer games, he even has sex by himself :/ |
#5301 (7282/11152) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded? |
#5300 (7765/11769) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other. |
#5298 (196/364) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<chinger> My real name is Thoma
<chinger> s
<LimberDink> Well hello there, Thoma
<LimberDink> s |
#5297 (6/318) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jstepka2> better than losing your virginity to a 17 yr old midget at 22 |
#5276 (16/214) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Wasnt there some option you changed last time when DCC kept cutting off?
<maff> yeah I reinstalled windows |
#5275 (75/223) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */ |
#5274 (54/211) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gnuspice> shit, you know you've been doing too much SQL when you're at a prompt and do SELECT * FROM /bin; |
#5273 (7705/12135) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is. |
#5272 (244/417) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?
<Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid |
#5271 (132/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* xL is thinking of a book on "100 useless applications of Cat-5 cables"
<xL> #1: A windows NT network |
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