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#5415 (189/358) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Necro-M> anyone here got jpeglib.h ?
<med-> had it when i was younger, i don't think you can catch it twice tho |
#5414 (-1/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cool__G> I can define 1/0
<illusionz> liar
<BeZoAR> thats like trying to define illusionz sexuality |
#5412 (151/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FireMoth> Tat: what were your grades like in the first semester?
<tatsumi\zzz\> Like, low.
<tatsumi\zzz\> I suppose the fact that I told my English teacher I had an erection one time didn't help.
<Ear> Yeah. You forgot to raise your hand. |
#5411 (321/461) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
<factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH. |
#5410 (54/242) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Praetor takes a piss right in the middle of the channel
* andy slashes Prae's penis off.
<andy> That takes better vision than you might think. |
#5409 (-1/267) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AK[coding]> females are the anti-c0de
<AK[coding]> Right now, it's like you're high on meth.
<AK[coding]> But in a few months...
<AK[coding]> You'll be fucking and fucking and NO lines will be showing up in your poor terminal. |
#5407 (153/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ron> I am from the land where we do not speak english, I am sorry for this minor setback |
#5406 (234/411) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Swish changes topic to '"I never pirated it....it was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow..."' |
#5404 (86/234) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JFelix> So they're fags but you still want them to suck your cock? You fag.
<Zoglog> what can I say
<Zoglog> beggers cant be choosers
<JFelix> Okay, you have a point.
<Zoglog> BUT THATS NOT THE POINT |
#5396 (87/209) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+SirLudicrus> type /who *.edu and you see why college students fail so much |
#5391 (1/259) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
tatsumio: itd be pretty neat to have a vagina somehwere on my body that I could have sex with
Oogy Boots: :O
tatsumio: and the vagina got the full orgasmic effects too
tatsumio: imagine.
Oogy Boots: and you thought I was a freak!
tatsumio: double orgasm
CyAteon: if it was on his arm or something would be really weird.
CyAteon: not only would you be having sex with your arm
CyAteon: but your arm would orgasm
Oogy Boots: LOL
CyAteon: unf unf unf unf ARGGGGGGHARARHGA <arm cramps up> |
#5389 (-1/386) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<noj> i hate when my wang pokes out the bottom of my jeans |
#5388 (53/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<infin-01> sorry, you don't qualify for 31337 status, only 31336 status. |
#5379 (95/222) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<`axion> dammit
<`axion> they fucked my hair up
<nakke> well
<nakke> now your hair suits the rest of you |
#5378 (0/320) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<offwYtE> noWay man, tha tis a wikked statement
<offwYtE> well i thought it was
<offwYtE> maybe not sure what it means now |
#5376 (101/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<]RE[-NarcDog> damn thats a hard on...
<]RE[-NarcDog> one* |
#5371 (120/298) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Focks> "Can I have a fag?" "You're a fag" "I mean a cigeratte, mate" "I'm not your mate, you fag!" |
#5370 (232/370) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<D1> some new LCDs came out recently.
<D1> which are suppost to be better than the old ones or something.
<McMoo> some new computers came out recently, too
<McMoo> amazingly enough, they're also supposed to be better than old ones. |
#5362 (111/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RvLeshrac> I wonder about stores that get shot up in movies.
<RvLeshrac> What do they say when it's all over with?
<RvLeshrac> "Hello, Mutual Insurance? Yes, I'd like to know if my policy covers gangland shootouts." |
#5359 (3/293) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CountZer0> but where is the recycle bin in dos? |
#5357 (21/238) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+shagman> man, my ice water tastes like shit this morning
<+SuperGayHomo> well don't get it out of the toilet bowl
<@shagman> I wonder if it's my ice cubes
<@shagman> I'm gonna try the ones from the other tray
<@shagman> ahhhhh, much better
<@SuperGayHomo> those ones came from the tank |
#5353 (45/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> k funny story tiem
<AlmtyBob> there's this guy at work
<AlmtyBob> and back in the days
<AlmtyBob> I would tell people to ask him how fast his dad can run
<AlmtyBob> and they would
<AlmtyBob> and he'd say, 'dude that's kinda fucked up, my dad lost his legs in a construction accident'
<AlmtyBob> and he's a total straight-faced mf, so it got the best reactions from people
<AlmtyBob> (it was a joke, his dad was fine)
<AlmtyBob> I got this new dealer to do it to him today, he's a supervisor
<AlmtyBob> I was talking to my friend later and I told him to go up to this chick and ask the same thing
<AlmtyBob> little did he know, her father was murdered a few years back
<AlmtyBob> joke's on him!
<AlmtyBob> well, you had to be there |
#5351 (-1/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<brad-> I wish excite personals were still easy to look through to bag on people with.
<brad-> And find hot dates.
<LkTruth1> brad- wants to find a mother suitable for his daughter.
<LkTruth1> Or a large man.
<brad-> A little girl suitable to make another. |
#5349 (9/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guilty> I dont kid around with my fat chicks
<Guilty> Theres one simple golden rule: No fat chicks.
<Guilty> Golden because thats the color of the Golden Arches, the perferred eating place of Fat Chicks |
#5345 (12/300) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ramen> When my penis grows in size at the site of a naked male, then I'll believe I'm gay. |
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