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#5475 (0/198) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kaleido> how hard is it to plug a fuckin modem into a router
<kaleido> "well i dont know what to do, man"
<kaleido> fuckin christ
<kaleido> where do we find these field engineers
<PunkScum> compton?
<kaleido> i was thinkin guinea
<kaleido> but compton might be right |
#5473 (86/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ExCon> ihave one wish b4 i goto army rho :)
<ExCon> op for 1 day :D
<[SuN]> im not that soft :P
<ExCon> what if i die and never come back ?;D
<[SuN]> ill make a bot called ExCon and give it ops
<ExCon> oh..i feel honored
<ExCon> :D
<[SuN]> ;) |
#5468 (257/440) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<casmill2> I swear to god i must be the only true optimist left on the planet. |
#5465 (-1/193) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
moose> my resume is SOILD, but I can't get clueless head hunters to even fucking return a call
<moose> "do you have a ccna?"
<moose> BITCH HAVE YOU READ MY RESUME
<moose> "we need somone who knows PGB in internet lans"
<moose> sigh |
#5464 (-2/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<abt32v> if you need a car to pull bitchez, plz recheck yer game |
#5463 (123/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Frizz0> anyone want a compaq proliant raid server 256M hardware raid p-pro200
<Frizz0> its about to get sold for drugs
<k5sss> payment in drugs, or payment in cash to buy drugs?
<Frizz0> either way is fine |
#5462 (95/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sinner_> i know someone who fucked a turkey once
<gjvc> i wake up early
<gjvc> check my email
<Murex> i dont see how i could actually fit my average cock into a chicken
<Sinner_> he was mad at his family
<gjvc> and see this shit
<Sinner_> and he fucked the thanksgiving turkey
<lazydog> bhahah
<gjvc> ahahahaha
<Murex> hahhahaa
<gjvc> lord |
#5460 (84/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sinner> how do you stop a cat from trying to fuck your other cats
<gjvc> get in there first |
#5454 (122/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«+ Ryutaro » has anyone ever dreamt that they were food that was being eaten?
«+ Ryutaro » I cant find anyone else thats had a dream
«+ Ryutaro » I was mashed potatoes once
«+ Ryutaro » I felt like little bits of me were being swallowed and stuff, it was weird
«+ Ryutaro » then a week later I was jello
«+ Ryutaro » but nobody ate me
«+ Ryutaro » I just stood around jiggling
«+ Ryutaro » this was when I did drugs, lol |
#5449 (4/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oogie> I wonder would oral sex would feel like from one of those african women with the big plate in their lower lip
<oogie> you could have a little tray to rest your nuts on on her lower lip |
#5447 (-2/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aussie> whats wrong with racial profiling?
<Jake> Absolutely nothing, as long as it's unbiased.
<The_Roach> That's a contradiction in terms.
<JD> I've never been profiled so, I would say nothing |
#5443 (149/318) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Goku> :O
<kepler> hold that face goku
*kepler unzips
*aegis runs away |
#5440 (128/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spooky> So I'm arguing with this guy about Starwars
<Spooky> which I hate
<Spooky> And he's like: " I hated episode 1 cause jar jar was stupid"
<Spooky> and I said that Jar jar was about as stupid as ewoks
<Spooky> and he got all idignant and said ewoks were cool
<Spooky> WTF IS WRONG WITH STAR WARS FANS |
#5438 (-1/223) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spooky> What agitates your grotesquely large noggin?
<Alexander> Human EXISTANCE
<Spooky> Righto...only that?
<Spooky> I accepted their powerful funk of stupid long ago...only not really.
<Spooky> I can't go to a mall when it's busy or I start shaking.
<Spooky> Shaking (read: Killing)
<Alexander> yeah I know that shaking/maiming feeling |
#5432 (74/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> i was kicking ass at scrabble
<DAL9000> and got dropped
<DAL9000> i really should spend my time much more constructively than pummeling lonely housewives and unemployed fatguys in scrabble |
#5431 (166/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FutabaAoi> i know none of you shower
<Jakov> I shower 40 times a day fool
<FutabaAoi> golden ones dont count |
#5427 (266/446) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee. with nails and broken glass. and call then 'depresso's |
#5426 (274/434) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. :)
<Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing
<Longi> err?
<Longi> THING
<Longi> someTHING! |
#5423 (8/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Ryco) Sex is bad mmmkay?
(Cody) oh yes ryco.. send that msg while i'm AWAY!.. sheesh.. ya know.. my mother gave me the wierdest look a minute ago! |
#5421 (36/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Lots42 has just finished perusing Ladyj.net and is now very frightened
<LJ-atwork> Lots: frightened?
<Lots42> LJ yes. Since you have the eyes and nose of my ex-girlfriend.
<LJ-atwork> in a jar |
#5420 (228/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Psifire> I got out of the shower and put my universal studios shirt on.
<Psifire> And something occured to me.
<Vykuzich> pants? |
#5419 (148/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MisterQ> I found a way you can call people for free while on the internet
<shilantra> oh really
<Republica> It's called "Your Neighbor's Phone" |
#5418 (-1/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Now I see that your Utopia is more of a Fruitopia |
#5417 (135/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Yusaku> "God dammit mom, why the fuck did you buy me an xbox?" "What, how can you tell?" "Well, that present under the Christmas tree is either a coffee table, or an xbox...I'm hoping it's a coffee table." |
#5416 (51/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrWoody> i do'nt belkivein drinkng |
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