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#5527 (143/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<slide-> hah, of course their site has popup ads
<eevar> get opera.. - never seen a popup i don't want
<slide-> iv never seen a popup i do want |
#5525 (0/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<illz> i just got a text message on my phone
<illz> "Im playing w/ my clit hehe.." |
#5523 (2433/5520) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file |
#5522 (7/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes
<lerk> especially doggie style
<fate-> slap em and ride the waves |
#5521 (106/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lord-Data> god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words |
#5520 (47/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Njits> phuk, I just realized I slept thru a dentists appointment :(
<automat0n> were you in the dentist's chair? |
#5519 (62/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scoob-e> i got in a fight with the lady at CVS cuz she wouldnt develop the picture of my cock |
#5515 (2/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> vanilla coke tastes like ass
<mov> i'd like to taste it.. |
#5514 (-1/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Lord-Data] damn. wish gdivx had brought me girls instead of fame and money |
#5511 (78/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Moses is now known as Cain
<Cain> oh no I killed my bro
<KeeperS> ...
<KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible
* KeeperS is moved to tears |
#5510 (83/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zaril> my x-gf left me sex-deprived, not my fault. :P
<Toen> yeah right.
<Toen> "she let me see her bra once"
<Toen> "...one of the ones in her dresser anyway"
<Toen> "it was unhooked! eheh! heh!" |
#5509 (128/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> rah
<ScumDog> this "waking up in the morning" stuff is interesting |
#5508 (260/507) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> fucking dicks
<[ric]> we have a huge flat screen LCD display in out presentation room
<[ric]> it's worth about £10,000
<[ric]> and now it has "It is safe to switch off your computer" burn into the screen
<roded> hehe
<nakkew> LOL
<Object> hehe
<nakkew> thank god it wasnt a pr0n site burnt into the screen
<nakkew> wouldnt look good for customers |
#5507 (12/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[OpsuPup ] haha, racing magnas, whatever will they think of next |
#5501 (124/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<maff> word to your mother.
<maff> especially on mothers day. |
#5500 (222/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hahn> Zara, have you ever killed anyone with a crowbar during a soccer riot?
<Zaratustra> Didn't have the chance.
<Hahn> That sounds like an excuse to me. |
#5495 (34/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<roded> i have one last thing i can try
*** roded has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) |
#5493 (56/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LuceNT> i don't download and install crap
<Mr2001> that's why you don't get the girls.
<LuceNT> because i don't fill my computer with garbage?
<Mr2001> you have to put up with crap. |
#5490 (126/300) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<theForger> it's kind of odd how a lot of planets in star trek have spaceships and transporters, and yet they still live in huts and clay houses |
#5489 (229/424) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out |
#5487 (155/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gjvc> that is beyond ghetto
<gjvc> that is where trailers go to die |
#5484 (8/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cain> YOU COULD NOT GET PLAY IF YOU WALKED INTO A WHOREHOUSE WITH YOUR DICK SANDWICHED BETWEEN A AMEX AND A PLATINUM VISA |
#5483 (119/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kkenn> Traffic lights
<kkenn> Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are also properly timed for 70 mph. |
#5482 (-1/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<foo> You got to think like a poet.
<cain> I think you're a cunt. |
#5479 (66/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sinner_> you tell me who you want killed, and ill tell you the girl i want the blowjob from |
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