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#5603 (70/230) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Khamosis> Man
<Khamosis> this is so awesome
<Khamosis> I'm playing Nethack right after I installed my GF4 |
#5599 (5/215) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<xmt> I have a Iframe but when i write text in it, and push ENTER to get a new line it makes like two lines why ?
<trimp> xmt: you're problems are severe
<trimp> I think we have a level 3 drilion
<xmt> trimp: ?
<trimp> well lets just say that people at level 2 are in a druling in a wheelchair and their keyboard is their voice.
<drlion> rofl
<xmt> could u help me with the problem or ?
<trimp> damnit xmt, I'm not a doctor!
<xmt> ok, why didn´t u say that at once
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#5598 (291/571) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades. |
#5597 (117/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Elfin> lkmwclldsldldldldldld,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,e
,e,e,e,,,,eee ,e,olwowowoowolsalslslsllslslslslslslllsllsllsllslls lsls
<Elfin> That was me playing keyboard drums.
<memo> Rock on.
<Elfin> You know it. |
#5596 (167/345) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Fugazi> Like I said before, I never repeat myself! |
#5595 (4/234) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@goose> does any one know a way of checking if some one is online without using msn or any over chat software
<@goose> ?
<+KawaiiUsagi> not unless you know their assigned ip addy
<@goose> nope
<@goose> BT change it every time you log on
<@goose> can you ping the phone number ? |
#5592 (40/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bytraper> you idiots!!!
<Synoptica> yeah i confess |
#5590 (149/325) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Joins: lick_me_man (sss@202.146.243.202)
<@splicer|work> lick_me_man: <-- one of the lesser known superheroes |
#5588 (170/319) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lusty_guy> any hot lady wanna role play
<+ladyfingerz> okay i'll be me and you be gone |
#5586 (101/265) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
| Lavalamp is (~lava@www.childrenpalace.edu.vn])
<@madog> vietnam sucks anyway
<Lavalamp> vn = vietnam?
<Lavalamp> maybe that's why it's so lagged
<@madog> *sigh*
<@Guilty> I figured Vietnam would have a wonderful network of fiber since all the holes were already dug |
#5585 (80/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sys> What's *really* not funny is the nasty metal-on-oh-so-sensitive-metal sound my hard drive makes when I try and access anything in the last 2 gig.... oh dear.... |
#5584 (310/582) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Villager> haven't you heard the phrase 'big is beautiful'?
<Alexander> i've heard the phrase 'fat is repulsive' |
#5580 (0/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<blitzoid> It's got a thousand people saying that you CANNOT live without a "ULTRA RARE FOIL CARD MTG SUPER GOLEM ORC MONSTER FLOWER" card. I don't even like MTG, and these fucks are saying that without these cards my colon will fuse shut and my eyes will melt and drain down my face. |
#5579 (118/278) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<|argh|> I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled KY Jelly. |
#5577 (-1/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MrMoves> Adam, you see driving a car, is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman, take it easy at first, get comfortable, then rag the arse off her until she dies, then trade her in for a new model |
#5548 (3/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CoMBo> man i got 12 hrs of sleep about to come in a couple minutes
<vermifuge> you sleep 12 hours everyday ?
<CoMBo> yeah give or take an hour
<vermifuge> i hope thats fucking canadian hours
<CoMBo> main reason why i didn't do good in my grade 13
<CoMBo> i think thats why i look so young, and skinny
<CoMBo> cuz i get so much rest
<|]resta> or it could be the HIV |
#5543 (212/382) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait |
#5542 (207/403) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ |
#5541 (121/255) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* icenine --train &
<j0ker> luck with your new job
<j0ker> :)
<icenine> not going to my job
<icenine> i'm going to go punch a recruiter in the face
<icenine> but close enough |
#5537 (2/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely exclusively on Semi for all their toilet-cleaning needs. |
#5536 (187/343) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Joins: meganpreg (patricia25@modemcable172.78-202-24.cap.mc.videotron.ca)
<meganpreg> hi all
<Ghaleon> hello
<geoffh> meganpreg on #chatzone #chat #netsex #mindspring #CheeseBurger #gameart #gamedev #FSEntertainment #india +#pakistan #xxx
<geoffh> hungry bored pregnant looking-for-sex-chat muslim woman (?) looking to develop interactive media in southern asia while troubleshooting problems with her ISP
<MachinShi> lol |
#5533 (80/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag over her head if nothing else
<djcrom> if anything you'd need like 15 condoms tho
<gobi> djcrom: or a full body condom
<djcrom> don't get herpes, get glad (tm) |
#5531 (69/181) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women
<Spooky> shitty
<Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low |
#5530 (-1/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Spooky> HOLY FUCK
<Spooky> Send her my way when your done
<Anton> will do
<Spooky> I'll knock the mascara off that
<Spooky> Two little black circles on the wall next to the bed |
#5528 (-2/262) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Yakface> that all, I need to send you some BD
<Blackdog> nah im weird, dont go for porn
<Blackdog> hands on only, me
<Yakface> me niether, except for the really hard euro stuff |
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