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#5699 (84/318) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Thrash|Zzz> YAY HARRY POTTER ON DVD
<Khross{killme}> O_O
<Khross{killme}> I WILL BE BACK SHORTLY
<Khross{killme}> Oh wait I'm heterosexual. |
#5694 (150/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis 150% overnight? Why didn't we think of that one!"
* delYsid has mortage, opportunity and penis in his score file.
<delYsid> thats pretty effective against spam
<Luke> aren't you worried about missing opportunities to mortgage your penis? |
#5693 (21/209) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<uglykaka> uhhh AF is making thongs for 6-10 yr olds
<shaan> thongs?
<pagan> ya i saw that on the news, pretty funny shit eh
<_neil> jeez
<uglykaka> thats just wrong
<_neil> that's just wrong
<shaan> shake your pre puebescent groove thing
<shaan> they should market it as a "training thong" |
#5691 (144/289) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Daidoji> speaking of old nes games, I recall carrying out clandestine operations in terms of game rentals
<Daidoji> for example, renting a copy of dragon warrior 4, and swapping the chip with urban champion.
<Daidoji> I bet there are 5 or 6 kids who think dragon warrior 4 is the worst vs fighting game ever made |
#5671 (10/233) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<KeeperS> is Jedi Knight 2 more sexy than me?
<Tsunamio> Yes
<Sivako|Morrowind> especially if you have the nude patch |
#5667 (2/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hendrix> Is it a bad thing when you wank so much cum nothing but air? |
#5665 (-1/223) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Spooky> CUNT
<Spooky> Variation on the game fuck (qv), where you have to say "cunt" and get louder and louder.
<Spooky> Use "fatty" near to fat people for a softer version
<Spooky> as it's not really offensive except to the fat person, and fat people can't really punch you because their fingers are like cushions. |
#5661 (66/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Plaid> Somebody just came out of the bathroom across the hall.... and this undeniable STENCH OF DEATH FOLLOWED THEM OUT. |
#5660 (140/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sys> I hate maths. What do you reckon they'll do if I fail it?
<0ut_Lore> you repeat it. fail it AGAIN, and you face the exclusion board. guess what they do? ;P
<Sys> Exclude you from having to do it a third time? :D |
#5658 (9/269) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
> i think my swapfile just expanded again.
> who put viagra on my win95?? |
#5652 (2/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JibbleWork> no amount of work would be able to get my clenched cheeks open |
#5648 (52/243) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Plaid> this song is much better with long hair |
#5647 (4/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Plaid> We got the "Share Minutes" plan. Call it family bondage. |
#5646 (10/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+stray> Somehow, i cant get behind a prophet named JOE SMITH
<+krispy> hahaha
<+krispy> i can't get behind any
<+stray> the catholic church spent many years getting behind ME (if you know what I mean *wink*) |
#5643 (6/315) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<anju> hell,not only do i not have brains. . . i have EXTRA BOOBS INSIDE MY HEAD instead |
#5638 (10/270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Krispy> you could double specialize
<Krispy> GYN/PROCTOLOGY
<Krispy> THEN YOU COULD DO THE SHOCKER
<Krispy> AND IT WOULD BE ALL LEGAL |
#5634 (-2/260) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JibbleWork> I'd rather jiz in the can than shit on the seat
<JibbleWork> holy god that came out wrong |
#5626 (4/259) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** jonathans changes topic to 'PLZ FWD ALL PACKAGES MARKED "GAY" TO PROPER DEPARTMENTS (IN REAR)' |
#5625 (6/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Veen> if someone said they were 50% gay, would that probably insinuate that they are bi?
<quatoria> It would insinuate they want you to blow them. |
#5621 (104/306) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Straylight> aw3some
<Straylight> oops
<Straylight> haha... i accidentally l33ted |
#5614 (75/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<quatoria> you shat on your daughter? disgusting pervert.
<Plaid> No, you freak. I puked on her. |
#5611 (71/279) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+straylight> Limp Bizket stole their music from black people... but black people were going to throw it away anyway. |
#5608 (4/234) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<deimos> too bad I didn't beat up quatoria
<deimos> I'm his puppet apparently
<deimos> since he has his hand up my ass all the time
<deimos> plz to be removing that btw |
#5606 (160/328) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<synja> WOOOOOOOOOO
<matts> woooooooooo what
<synja> im celebrating in advance for when one of you guys gives me an acct to an audio warez site that im about to ask access for |
#5604 (194/348) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<neo[soul]> people cant take jokes anymore
<neo[soul]> this lady at work brought her dog in
<neo[soul]> and i stared at it and said "yummy"
<neo[soul]> and she got scared and walked off
<neo[soul]> fucking idiot |
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