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#5757 (199/344) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bytraper> sheesh... I crashed the last company car I had :/
<bytraper> I pulled the sun visor down and a spider with 15 legs dropped from it
<girlie-> 15 legs.. lol
<Dark_un> thats almost 2 spiders |
#5755 (64/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@zartik> i just banned someone from #freebsdhelp
<@zartik> and he msg's me:
<@zartik> -06:46- [ hegemon ] So I have nobody to turn to and must go back to Windows.
<@madog> should be nice and unban him, thats evil to make him use windows =< |
#5751 (101/244) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[bytraper ] dammit where can I grab porn movies :(
[OpsuPup ] umm, try the internet
[OpsuPup ] i hear there's lots of porn on there
[Nemesite ] really?
[OpsuPup ] apparently
[Nemesite ] shit i would never have thought of that |
#5750 (144/310) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TeNcHi420> i went to this store to buy a pipe, and there was only one left, and hes all "its unbreakable" so i was like thats pretty cool, but then he starts bangin it on the tble, and im like ok stop, but he says, "no look, you can hit it how ever many times and it wont break.." on about the 7th or 8th smack on the table the thing shatters....i almost knoked his dumbass out |
#5748 (0/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sjelkjd> stop the room, please, i'd like to get off |
#5747 (-1/353) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Auger> i stayed in a hospital when i was in second grade and i peed my bed cause i couldn't get up and i was too scared to call someone in |
#5746 (1/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Udeth> my mother came in and demanded that I'd move shit off my floor, so she could wash my room tomorrow, because it smells rotten in here.
<Udeth> i can't smell shit.
<ToRMeNTeD> well if theres shit on the floor no wonder it smells rotten |
#5744 (-2/232) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bytraper> its because your gay syn
<Synoptica> and you are illiterate
<bytraper> maybe but it sure beats the hell out of being gay |
#5741 (3/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(nexxai) chali: can I flood your port? maybe brute force my worm through your backdoor....sniff some packets perhaps? |
#5740 (210/381) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<evenpar123> I think I'm losing it...
<Slant> evenpar123: Losing what?
<evenpar123> my ability to tell the difference between games and reality
<evenpar123> Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw a building that had sunlight reflecting off it...
<evenpar123> And I thought "Damn....these are some nice graphics..."
<evenpar123> It was horrible...
<evenpar123> ugh |
#5739 (1/315) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #freeciv
* Topic is '<nouja> when i'm tired i start to type "feeciv" <patrix> feeciv: cause civilizationought to make you more money!' |
#5737 (174/334) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Anton> mainly becauseone day I'll have a car and drive to every single girl who ever said I was cute
<Anton> so be warned and prepared
<angelic> will do.
<Anton> oh and by prepared I meant naked |
#5735 (214/348) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<robin24> any girls in here?
<cognac> does is really matter?
<cognac> the only thing you're gonna see are letters and numbers anyway |
#5732 (0/251) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TDragon`> MachinShi: COMMUNIST!
<PitDroid> we take everything you have, divide it equally amongst ourselves, and then return to you a portion of what you originally had
<gIbBeR> lol
<geoffh> taxes?
<PitDroid> taxes are dumb |
#5731 (-1/279) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dan-zzzz> got some drab races to go to
<Lord-Data> heh. that when it rains? |
#5729 (174/337) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lord-Data> god damn faggot game
<Lord-Data> why the fuck would i wanna pick up a corpse when im on 10% health, theres a minigun in front of me and im under fire
<Lord-Data> when i push use i wanna use the god damn gun, not fuck the damn corpse |
#5727 (150/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BloodAngel> I was just trying to find something in my pants pocket- but I didn't know what.
<BloodAngel> [don't start, don't _even_ start!]
<BloodAngel> And then I realized what I was looking for...
<BloodAngel> And proved I'm dumb. :)
<BloodAngel> 'cuz I was trying to find the 2-Litre of Mountain Dew that I set down. |
#5720 (8/261) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BICKLE> i'm going to build a realdoll that can IRC. that way she can come here and answer questions for you |
#5718 (58/280) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[OutLore ] OMFG
[Lord-Data] OutLore: OYFG! |
#5715 (74/213) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* NovaScorp just taped his old 15" monitor connected to his server sideways on a chair so he can IRC while in bed =-D |
#5712 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Krispy> i talk about poo a lot
<+gwenhyvar> Krispy: I had to poo really bad when the AT&T guy was installing our phone.. and I couldn't untill he was gone
<+Straylight> why not? installing a phone in the bathroom? |
#5710 (7/211) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Spellweav> no dishes? radical..I think I'm moving in :)
<Spellweav> best dish is the one you can carry with you..your ol' hand
<Freaksh0> the same can be applied to toilepaper
<Spellweav> well..no need to take everything to an extreme :)
<Spellweav> I actually meant it ;)
<Freaksh0> Spellweav , yeah, me too
<Spellweav> heh..ok..now I know what presents I should get you guys |
#5707 (37/261) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Straylight> Victoria's Secret is probably that she's a man.
<+gwenhyvar> I have a secret in my pants |
#5703 (80/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> VB is like fingerpainting.
<Epitaph> except it's not fun. |
#5701 (188/337) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ssptg> fuck i deleted msn again
<Straylight> good
<Straylight> did you get all of it? |
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