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#5856 (5/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<charon> <danybear:#bearcave> danybear is a six one, 210 lb, hairy leatherbear in Toronto, 50 years old, 6 uncut
<charon> whatever you do, don't join #bearcave asking for warez
<FishBulb_> charon: uncut means 0-day you tard |
#5853 (182/337) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Spooooky> Ever notice how straight guys, when making a "Hell, I'd fuck him" joke always say they'll do the fucking?
<Spooooky> They don't say "I'd take a shot in the eye from him"
<Spooooky> Like it's LESS gay to be the pitcher than the catcher |
#5836 (109/255) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<PhantomOfTheRouter> never got another call from them till they bought a new accounting package that needed Win95
<PhantomOfTheRouter> and Novell for the servers..
<PhantomOfTheRouter> went in to upgrade the machines..
<PhantomOfTheRouter> moved the first 2 workgroup servers to Novell 4.11
<PhantomOfTheRouter> couldn't find the third
<PhantomOfTheRouter> asked them where they moved it to...
<PhantomOfTheRouter> umm, moved ?
<PhantomOfTheRouter> yeah, where did you move WKG3SRV to ?
<PhantomOfTheRouter> ummm...
<PhantomOfTheRouter> we didn't change anything
<PhantomOfTheRouter> You had to have moved it when you remodelled the office! The wiring closet in the hall is gone...
<PhantomOfTheRouter> oh shit! |
#5823 (49/222) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mendel> now that I think of it, O'Reilly is to a system administrator
<mendel> as a shoulder length latex glove is to a vetinarian. |
#5819 (16/234) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Synoptica] Just when you thought porn spam couldn't stoop any lower...
[Synoptica] 'DOGFART SLUTS!' |
#5810 (34/222) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<A|exander> i bet aguilera would be as dirty as fuck
<DarthJesus> I dunno'
<DarthJesus> I think she'd be too self involved to want to do anything for you
<A|exander> not if i knocked her unconscious first. |
#5808 (42/247) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<GreetServ> [A|exander] l44t
<notrino> laat ?
<A|exander> yeah
<A|exander> its one better than l33t
<notrino> err..yeah better than
<notrino> l33t :D
<A|exander> you're getting it
<notrino> than , why not 99 ?
<A|exander> small steps man, small steps |
#5805 (53/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<evenpar123> I am so going to be moderated for that last comment...
<mightyflo> console wars are stupid. people that get involved with console wars are even stupidder
<evenpar123> Console wars? I was just giving some information, and making fun of the fact that his parents don't love each other anymore |
#5804 (138/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+mirkin> does anybody know if it is possible using ms access to create a report which shows the records of a table
<+mirkin> but shows 3 columns across the page
<+mirkin> i.e
<+mirkin> record 1 record 2 record 3
<+mirkin> record 4 record 5 record 6
<+GoodScrat> That is impossible
<+GoodScrat> Computers are not that far advanced yet |
#5793 (3/327) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<]SpIkE[> HELP ME!!! my 120 chipset monitor 17 inch with Gforce 4 doesn't support the internet! |
#5791 (0/362) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(skankman) apparently i have tasty jizz
(skankman) i heard paper crumpling in the hallway
(skankman) and i went to check it out
(skankman) and my dog was licking a piece of paper with my jizz on it |
#5786 (183/323) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<OneiWilly> i hate games that are always go get the red key
<OneiWilly> open the red door then get the blue key
<delay> yea
<Auger> yeah, i mean, what the fuck
<delay> thats why i didnt play resident evil
<delay> it was horrible like that
<OneiWilly> yea but there were zombies
<delay> I was like "damn i'd hate to live here and have to go to the bathroom"
* delay runs down the hall, grabs the blue gem, opens door one, runs back to get SHIELD EMBLEM makes it to the bathroom door... wets himself
<Auger> no you pee inside the emblem and it opens up a secret passage |
#5785 (-2/366) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<scar_> what was the fastest vehicle in ww2?
<Hatter> ?
<Hatter> Jet
<Hatter> ww2 saw the first jet engine
<scar_> no, silly
<scar_> a jew on a bicycle through berlin
<Hatter> :\ |
#5784 (39/225) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<onTheReal> evb = fagget?
<evb> onthereal: No, I'm just fabulous. |
#5782 (7/291) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<djm> irc's my anti-drug |
#5779 (0/328) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dk> im trying out tantric peeing |
#5778 (151/359) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<guest> u kno what rules
<guest> introducing girls to pot
<yesue> no lie
<guest> u smoke pot alone with a girl for the first time
<guest> there is a 250% chance of getting laid |
#5777 (15/239) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<prym> little did i know later in my life id come to terms with things like
31337, 69, and 187 |
#5775 (377/602) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS |
#5774 (111/300) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<p> sux when u have a problem so u eat a cup of pudding and then u still
have problem |
#5770 (7/225) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize.
<JDigital> Kazz has a 183948192 inch dick.
<dregan> Kazz - envy of every man, dog and skyscraper architect on the hemisphere. |
#5764 (125/297) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Grizzly_Addams> So? I just want your Mac address.
<AngryChicken> ...this is a PC ;-) |
#5763 (142/344) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Urganite> THERE ARE NO BAGELS BUT ONION, AND MOHAMMED IS HIS PROPHET
<Urganite> ...
<OneiWilly> you are worshipping a false bagel |
#5761 (96/232) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Anton> I can see myself reinstalling windows
<A|exander> wow, are you having an out of body experience? |
#5760 (53/327) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<razorjd1> But i know what's first person shoter better than any body here!!!!
<razorjd1> why ppl think that 14 years old boy can't understand in computers???
<razorjd1> what the fuck is ur prob, son tof the bitches???
<razorjd1> i play UT all day and u say that i don't know what's first person shoter is???
<razorjd1> i overclock since i was 10 so don't call me stupid, i understand in computers better than any one here.
<razorjd1> Beware, or else i will hack to ur computer...
<razorjd1> Fuck u all!!! |
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