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#6052 (154/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fo0bar> I once has a (poor attempt) at a pr0n site, and was working with iBill on a support issue, and this young woman on the other end asks for what the site is so she can test it and I say "uhh, www.pussy4less.com" -- didn't even phase her |
#6051 (-1/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AccordionGuy> k%: SELECT * FROM People WHERE People.AttractedTo = 'me' ORDER BY People.HooterDimensions DESC
<AccordionGuy> Now *that's* SQL. |
#6050 (0/277) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lud> who was he? someone you know or just someone you pumped into |
#6049 (186/327) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com
*** creepen12 was kicked by biohzrd (banned: (your 500 free hours will not be spent here./6.05.02)) |
#6043 (147/326) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Corndog24> the corndog got dumped tonight
<The_Freak> Don't worry Corn, you're still cousins, right? |
#6042 (53/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ichiro51> LOL I remember picking up this chick at a bar several years ago .. we went back to her place, she asks me if I minded if she "made herself at home" .. I said no, so she took her teeth out and blew me. |
#6039 (0/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I mean, come on, can you picture it? Jon pulling up in his bangin Taurus with the Jay-Z all the way up, rolling up to the Rutgers gay frat house and lysping "Hey boys, I brought the sausage!"...then when he was done, he'd say with crusted lips "Thanks for the tips!" |
#6033 (60/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DinoNeil> where the hell is Dan keeping himself these days?
<homeslice> In a jar under the sink.
<homeslice> He's saving it for marriage. |
#6027 (74/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bozo> !v
<bozo> *damn*
<fn> "if you were in emacs, you'd be editing by now." |
#6026 (20/206) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kim-> pat youve had your share of irc fucks
<ultrafunk> yeah like 3
<ultrafunk> 2 i never saw again
<thebigo> why, did you take them off /notify? |
#6019 (150/301) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kubba> it's ok to blow a deadline inventing a time machine, because you can
always go back and invent it on budget |
#6011 (242/416) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
<incarnate> " "
<cres> i dont get it |
#6007 (2/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Milp> i've licked astroglide out of all sorts of orafices.. its not tasteless |
#6006 (46/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kaje> my friend at camp brought his psx and gathered us all into his room to watch him beat it |
#6000 (0/182) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Milp> its the next hot thing
<bogueWRC> if your ass was the next hot thing, do you think I'd want to get in and drive it? |
#5999 (58/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bogue> you need a woman ;P
<bogue> or maybe a very feminine sheep |
#5995 (0/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fntc> Has jetchan exploded yet?
<JetSki> yes... thank goodness for duct tape
<Fntc> Wow I never thought of using duct tape for masturbation |
#5990 (196/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zer0man> i wish someone told me that having a girlfriend was going to be difficult
<zer0man> or if they told me that, I wish i listened |
#5988 (91/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rmalink> are you feeling any better?
<dep01> no... not really..
<rmalink> you know what it is? allergies...
<dep01> no, you know what it is? the crippling depression.. |
#5987 (92/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Foggie> i wish i could buy shares in hot women
<Foggie> then i could go to ashley judd and be like "you gotta sleep with me since i own 2% of you" |
#5986 (0/242) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<c> remember the 3 most important letters in u'r education isn't abc, but rather ftp |
#5985 (45/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Foggi> french are good for 2 things
<Foggi> art
<Foggi> and surrendering |
#5980 (113/272) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[10:11] <meiso> ok guys im loading up mozilla 0.9.1
<meiso> time how long before it crashes
[10:18] <meiso> ok mozilla just crashed |
#5971 (161/311) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pseudonym> I got my mom addicted to GTA3 by accident >< |
#5967 (168/350) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuk> you're an idiot
<Lucent-H> you have a job!
<Lucent-H> okay, now you tell another lie |
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