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#6185 (-1/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Arctil> cool...it works now
<Arctil> HolyFuck: did you flush your DNS cache or something?
<HolyFuck> Arctil: i disabled SlowDownTheFaggots in the httpd.conf file
#6180 (106/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<effAce> man that one stank
<mgriffin> No manual entry for that
<mgriffin> No manual entry for one
<mgriffin> No manual entry for stank
#6177 (-1/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kitty-> I WANT DSL!
<adm> dick sucking lips?
#6176 (89/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hostile> when i woke up i found pictures of Salma Hayek, A turkish guy's
page and my flip flop in my scanner
#6169 (86/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
รบรบรบ KoRn^Chik/#xnet is just sad
(houlie) why are you sad Korn
(houlie) its not harvest season yet
#6167 (8/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sabre> Anyone know what's going on X Files?
<AtmaWeapon> if anyone spoils anything I'm gonna kickban them.
<l0bster> Then, they get a tip, that some guy named AtmaWeapon's mom, was
some kinda funky werewolf. So they drove to her house with 3metric tons
of tranq, and shot her fat ass. Repeatedly, until she passed out. But
the slobber from her mouth floods the room and kills everyone.
#6159 (117/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Seph][roth> Mike doesn't like it when I ban whole countries.
<Seph][roth> Subnetmasks and ISPs are fine.
#6156 (177/358) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<demalavor> w00t!
<jdrolet> w00t!
<Zhuzhen> w00t!
<CecilPL> w00t!
<Valvados> w00t!
<demalavor> we need a new word
#6155 (132/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion bores me
<Mooglez> laterz bitchez
#6152 (126/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Total_Phreax0r> -LagServ- Your ping request will be considered and might be returned in January 2003
#6151 (96/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<demalavor> do you want larger firmer breasts?
<IceBurner> No, I prefer my broad, flat manboobs
#6150 (3/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Babydog> ew yeah butt hair is horrit
<Akira_S> yeah, so shaving down there's a must
<alisdair> that seems like a lot of work
<Eulogy_> like hell i am going to shave my ass
<Stifler> thats why they get their boyfriends to do it
<Eulogy_> if i can't see it, i ain't putting a razor near it
#6149 (86/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<{x3n0}> my amplifier just went *WHUMP*
<{x3n0}> and my speakers went *saUTENIaetiuBiudsiuZDXIUBGiuZZXT*
#6147 (108/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bpshuler> it all comes down to what your goal is. and once again, because people don't want to figure out on their own what they want, they allow marketers to dictate it to them, then act on it. frustrates me to no end
<Yawgatog> I want Super Mario World for Game Boy Advance. That'll rule!
#6146 (112/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats
<BDavis> i was in a wheelchair
#6142 (0/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Quick1> ok, testing my quit message
*** Quick1 (~Quick1@204.147.92.246) has left #fark
#6139 (3/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Clayton: man, i am so tired..but my bed is full of dog puke.
#6138 (5/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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<osx_newb> helo?
<Vulpyne> 250 Vulpyne
#6136 (125/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ambrness> DEVICE=eth0
<ambrness> BOOTPROTO=static
<ambrness> BOARDCAST=203.21.86.255
<ambrness> HAHAH... no wonder it had probs
<ambrness> curse having an admin who speaks english as a second language
#6134 (182/322) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lsd> my win2k box is being a bitch
<HrdwrBoB> that's the default setting
<HrdwrBoB> you have to edit the registry
#6133 (15/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BedBoB> ERR: scsi_wait_goat() no goat.
<lsd> i'm sure i don't remember having any goats near my old all-SCSI amiga
<Bruce> the mac II here doesnt need goats either
<BedBoB> they have inbuilt goats
<lsd> on-board goat controller
#6132 (141/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HrdwrBoB> un.. what's rl?
<un> isn't that what happens when you type brb?
<HrdwrBoB> no that's when I get food
#6131 (56/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nailer> Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiago's Luggage?
#6130 (114/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nail|away> Packaging systems are lame. Tarballs are lamer.
So is source. I install me software with personally magnetized
needles and a steady hand.
#6128 (160/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ambrgone> the way i figure it, if the hard drives go at 7200rpm on 12V, on
240V, they should go.... EVEN FASTER!!!!!
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