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#6127 (4/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fryboy> can't hardly wait, party of 5 etc
<ambr> i thought you were taking about serial cable compression there... parity of 5 |
#6126 (1/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* nailer/#lgl is a chocoholic. But for alchohol :) |
#6125 (125/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HrdwrBoB_> they are poo :)
<HrdwrBoB_> but hten
<HrdwrBoB_> they are not poo
<HrdwrBoB_> so they are poo and not poo AT THE SAME TIME!!
<Fryboy> quantum poo |
#6124 (4/196) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lsd> argh
<lsd> fucking cunty sql server
<lsd> apparently my Distrubution Agent is 'suspect'
<lsd> what? it's doing covert ops for the CIA? |
#6120 (6/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* nailer goes to the city to acquire stuff
<zeitgeist> lol
<zeitgeist> stuff huh
<ambr> $10 says he's acquiring bumsex |
#6119 (0/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<khalek> sif irc isn't just different sorts of complaining from different people |
#6116 (308/445) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kegpin> I gotta go.
<Krebstar> ok, get better soon, keg.
<puppyfish> aww... is keg sick?
<Krebstar> nope. I just think he could be better than he is. |
#6115 (59/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cheech> Ugh! Parents, who needs them?
<guailo> retards. |
#6107 (260/420) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<#seattle/weezel> This End-User License is an agreement between Microsoft Corporation (hereafter referred to as "Microsoft") and you, the end-user (hereafter referred to as "our bitch"). |
#6103 (63/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<#hack/|al|> if i wrote a perl program, i wouldnt go telling people about it |
#6098 (124/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<#seattle/ThisGirl> SONOFABITCH
<#seattle/ThisGirl> i hate it when ppl ask me if im male or female |
#6096 (14/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<#seattle/sisSoul> navy guys are fat ugly and squatty
<#seattle/yoplait> girls just like the title 'able seaman' |
#6088 (-1/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** oghost kicked prym from #hack ( children must be at least this tall to ride #hack ) |
#6085 (-1/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<#hack/t0c> [gothgrrl(obsessive@dynip06.efn.org)] im not coming.
<#hack/t0c> damn
<#hack/t0c> i have lame netsex skillz |
#6084 (16/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Kelly19_ (phelix@arena.cwnet.com) joined #hack at 14:12
[885420755] <#hack/Kelly19_> Hi, my name is Rachel. I'm gonne be a spam^H^H^H^Hporn model! wanna see my pictures? too bad! wanna click on cool banners? uhh. shit. i forgot my own webpage! TEEHEE!
<#hack/Kelly19_> ok sorry guys, no porn for you today! bye now!
*** Kelly19_ (phelix@arena.cwnet.com) left #hack at 14:12 |
#6070 (78/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid |
#6068 (238/392) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GaeMan> Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today.
<chirpet> I am always nice to CAgurl. I resent the implication.
<chirpet> I am nice to everyone.
<chirpet> Always.
<chirpet> So shut up.
<chirpet> pigfucker. |
#6062 (174/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<continuum> being disconnected from IRC is like having your head dunked in a bucket of cold water.. it's disorientating and you know things have happened but you don't know what |
#6060 (130/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Disciple> nice, local computer club uses kerberos for password based access to the clubroom instead of a key.
<Disciple> if you give the wrong password, the door doesn't open. Instead the screen says "Kerberos bites you, kerberos bites you. You die." |
#6058 (150/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guyver3> ive found, that dreaming that you get shot in the chest, twice, by an assassin that looks like Odo, in the back of car, and
feeling your heart slow down to almost nothing, leaves a really acidic taste in your mouth when you wake up
<a_0001> then don't dream that
<Guyver3> i didnt say that i disliked the acidic taste |
#6057 (11/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kingmob> lisa is being very resistant to this whole "dreadlock" thing
<kingmob> probably concerned about all the fly bitches i'll have |
#6056 (146/351) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guyver3> koolaid time
<Guyver3> what today
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi lemonade
<Guyver3> mountain berry blast
<Guyver3> or blood of the preacher's daughter?
<kingmob> the blood one. definitely. |
#6055 (226/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guyver3> you know what the best part of being me is?
<Guyver3> being me
* Guyver3 gleams with an unholy glow
<kingmob> now, see, that's the kind of attitude i like to hear
<kingmob> the world needs more arrogant bastards
<kingmob> i get lonely |
#6054 (178/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kingmob> someone broke into our apartment once
<kingmob> he didn't take anything
<kingmob> he left a ten dollar bill
<Guyver3> did he leave money?
<Guyver3> hahahaha
<kingmob> i am *so* not shitting
<kingmob> that ruined my whole week
<kingmob> plus, my dipshit roommate spent the ten bucks |
#6053 (78/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pupok> i need ritalin to make the perl bearable. |
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