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#6242 (0/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Bliss_> god hates me so he gave me a vagina |
#6239 (53/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BBKSleep> I got busy on thursday, it reminded me of why I don't get busy. |
#6236 (0/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BBKahuna> now I'm left with a barbie-sized crotch |
#6232 (165/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* bago wants cex;
<BreeBaby> hehe...you havent had it in so long you forgot how to spell it |
#6229 (130/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aXo> What an amazing weekend I had! I ate thirteen TV dinners, jacked off sixteen times and consumed one alcoholic beverage all without moving from this chair. I'm about to watch Godfather Part 3, then eat a bag of Doritos and pass out in a pool of my own saliva. |
#6228 (307/498) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TotAffen> On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm so drunk. |
#6225 (74/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish they'd be more eager to dominate me |
#6219 (28/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Twister> vim is great, but I honestly need an editor that can delete lines. |
#6217 (5/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<b[a]rt> hey guest1!
<Guest1> hi
<b[a]rt> what's up?
<Guest1> male |
#6215 (97/237) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[giR`] WTF am i supposed to do with all of these TV's!!!!
[zimm] ever heard of surround vision?
[zimm] daisy chain them or something |
#6214 (-1/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[btab] she's got style she's got grace, takes a cumshot to the face, she's a lady |
#6211 (222/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SaetheR:#916> why are stupid people my managers?
<phear:#916> because they make horrible employees |
#6210 (7/190) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<felix:#916> slap: FUCKING BROKEN ASS STONEAGE BUGGY WORTHLESS 3COMs.
<barkode:#916> felix: you left out "stackable" |
#6208 (228/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skrike:#916> Ill prolly just go into work next week and kill everyone
<pozer:#916> skrike: I do that all the time.
<pozer:#916> We're hiring, by the way! |
#6207 (0/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zhixel:#sgi> I'm not really one for long hair and women who aren't sleeping
with me, honestly.
<HomeySan:#sgi> but she's hog-tied on a VAX and holding a Grant Continuity
card in her teeth |
#6206 (75/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kadafi:#916> -----------------------------
<kadafi:#916> Welcome to ftp.idsoftware.com
<kadafi:#916> -----------------------------
<kadafi:#916> Connection from 12.246.148.57 logged
<kadafi:#916> You are user 201 of 200 available connections.
<kadafi:#916> IM USER 201 BEYOTCH |
#6205 (39/196) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you can sleep well
knowing it's probably running imap2, and we can all go IRC from it. |
#6204 (73/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<felix:#916> there is a DEAD FUCKING RAT in our server room
<felix:#916> it's like, ROTTING
<felix:#916> STUCK UNDER A CABINET AND NOBODY CAN GET TO IT
<felix:#916> 8 or 9" long, overall
<asphyxia:#916> damn packet kiddies |
#6200 (193/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<barkode:#916> playing tribes for last 5 hours
<Pesto:#916> wow, you're still at work?
<barkode:#916> yeah. |
#6198 (-1/305) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<signine:#916> is that the one with the old people that have huge mouths that blow people the fuck up? |
#6197 (79/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<barkode:#916> i'm a fan of real time irc.
<barkode:#916> not this playing-chess-via-postal-mail-to-uzbekistan irc strategy kubla has |
#6194 (-1/300) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<signine:#916> for a basketball team the kings sure have a lot of white guys. |
#6191 (10/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<felix:#916> i borked ditto
<felix:#916> it might just need a power cycle.
<p1nky:#916> I thought you had a masterswitch?
<felix:#916> yeah. ditto's not on the masterswitch, because it's a rock-solid machine.
<slap:#916> irony |
#6190 (126/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cyn> what the fuck do you need dual gf3's for
<n2deep> cause i want dual monitors
<cyn> how are you gunna fit two AGP cards in one box?
<n2deep> uhm
<n2deep> FUC
<n2deep> FUCK FUCKF |
#6187 (-1/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(hellp) yeah but i will fuck your hatch up with my zx 7r you fucker ne day
your fuck hatch will fuckin cry
(RicePWR) he prolly has an escort zx
(RicePWR) 7r = the number of Type R stickers he has |
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