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#6353 (7/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eurotik> MSN is fucked up
<Eurotik> I can't even get on IE |
#6351 (0/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Anal> I was doing a copy/paste
<Anal> but when I did my copy it must not of taken
<Anal> so when I pasted it pasted in my old command
<nothing`> uh oh. which was...?
<Anal> whihc was 'rm -rf /usr' !!!! |
#6330 (126/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
craig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off... can you guess why?
ted: uh... you've been possessed by vincent van gogh? |
#6326 (172/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[during the Olympics]
ted: everytime i load my yahoo it seems the US has three more medals
craig: Stop reloading then!!! Canada has to catch up |
#6322 (98/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn
craig: Actually, woman + visible woman is the perfect porn, but this is a close second. |
#6314 (56/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when Rob Halford came out of the closet?
<M0rph13> I was damnit :)
<GnarlyBob> He could be a stunt double for one of the Village People |
#6310 (7/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the Civil War started and ended.
<Bell_of_Ygg> deV, I can't remember when-I can only remember how, why and what.
<The_Freakazoid> That means bell can remember it in the ass, for love, with a phone. But not who did it or when it happened. |
#6308 (6/194) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target.
<GRAYwolf> We've got... Uhm... A bowling alley, out in Cambridge?
<The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your tornadoes.
<GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to completion...then the terrorists...they've already won.
<The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games. |
#6301 (0/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo
<rewben> it even w0rkz
<m0f73> @)!!!!!
<m0f73> theres no h in w00t |
#6300 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty
<stevil> fear my keyboard after i run my digits through my coiffure |
#6291 (0/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zi11z0rz> damn, the transsexual guy on silence of the lambs has nice abs |
#6282 (175/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tertyl> and i've bent a spoon with the power of my mind...though when the drugs wore off..it was back to normal... |
#6281 (70/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you being able to relax your anus |
#6277 (235/385) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer nerd. It just means you have a higher intelligence than a turnip |
#6274 (177/373) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could take it... tho i wasnt at all, he was just small |
#6270 (49/237) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pipedream> one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor
<pipedream> but it was a "statement" |
#6267 (95/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nhoj> dont dis on aol
<nhoj> they put the whole internet on a cd |
#6266 (153/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Masharoni> after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing |
#6259 (8/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KaMeN> I just realized the only reason I would go to narcotics anonymous would be to get hookups for drugs |
#6256 (-3/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HexRei> but i have had two shits and they frickin decimated me |
#6255 (94/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hd> i did not have sexual relations with that couch |
#6248 (4/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get to think "wow, I am really a lot hotter now" |
#6247 (79/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she gives head. |
#6246 (28/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Cerebus laughs evilly under appropriately spooky lighting as lightning strikes and thunder explodes outside around the High Tower of jadecore on top of Elitist Bastard Mountain in the Kingdom of Fuck. |
#6243 (117/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside...
<`Brianne> oops wrong channel |
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