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#6419 (6/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<extremist> strep?
<extremist> that thing where girls take their clothes off? |
#6418 (7/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?!
<suchness> WTF |
#6416 (3/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jason> What's NRE?
<Scott> NRE - New Relationship Energy!
<Scott> It's just like cocaine, only more expensive. |
#6409 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Pixelz learnt everything he knows by playing pool |
#6405 (91/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially acceptible
<wasabi> and that I had a minifridge under my desk |
#6403 (43/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping
<avi-> nice
<cygnus> i don't have shit for food
<avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos and it doesn't look tasty |
#6401 (151/311) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<risca> how do you spell world?
<risca> as in "the whole world"
<mixie> world |
#6400 (4/212) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk off enough to build up wrist strength and then get fucked up from using their keyboards |
#6398 (-1/320) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<James> well i was walking down the street the other day
<James> not paying attention to the 40 foot beast of a dong in my pants
<James> when it slipped out and was laying across a 6 lane highway
<James> thank god it was late out
<James> i pulled it back in right as a car drove by
<garorm> thank god, the car would have been totaled |
#6396 (122/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself. |
#6395 (-1/293) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<st0w> I was just a tad intoxicated, man
<botnation> you got a got shot at me with the ole dildo in the mouth trick
<botnation> thank god she washes that shit |
#6393 (113/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas
<NyseriA> its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia
<NyseriA> he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs
<NyseriA> and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he says...
<NyseriA> He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke
<NyseriA> and shouts
<Sureshot^> 'who fucking TKed me last round?' |
#6390 (110/255) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<octalpuss> that's right... i'm on my way back to being beautiful
<octalpuss> fuck brains =o)
<octalpuss> oh, and drinking adequate water really kicks ass
<octalpuss> the extra skin on my tummy that i thought i was going to need a
tummy tuck for is now 85% gone
<el_kab0ng> turn around, I think I found it |
#6389 (-1/347) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CitizenC> <k-statik> I love the smell of scat in the morning! <-- Shouldn't that be "taste"? |
#6387 (71/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<yabba> I fucked a homeless man today
<xsneakerx> was he cute?
<yabba> no.. but he had no shoes... and his feet were clean.
<yabba> I think he may have been jesus. |
#6385 (235/377) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<malp> this channel would be an argument for forced sterilization if there ever was a chance of any of you getting laid
<RunMe> malp: you keep talking as if you're NOT ON this channel |
#6377 (62/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<glasnost> i remember how DOS had no command for recursive removes
<glasnost> until they added deltree
<Logan> glasnost: deltree
<glasnost> thanks logan. |
#6371 (193/356) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3 seconds of your life.)
<GE> actually, it only took me about 1.5 seconds to read
<File13> if i only wasted 3 seconds of my life, i'd be happy. but according to the timer on mIRC, i have 2074 hours on this install so far. |
#6369 (34/210) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Monk> All I have to say... is I'm so messed that when I turned off the blacklight downstairs
<Monk> that I imagined I was defeating a agent of the negaverse sent by queen beryl who was using it to sap our lifeforce |
#6367 (126/320) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the society was, it could not function unless women were the "gatekeepers of sex"...
<Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private property."
<Dobbs> That shut her up. |
#6363 (15/382) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JelloMan> jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world...
<JelloMan> white and white, white and white, they are precious in his sight. |
#6361 (10/200) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tbp> I never trusted James Earl Jones after that Vader shit. |
#6360 (182/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Skream> Anyone got an IDE controller I can borrow?
<Skream> Mine just caught fire. |
#6357 (18/232) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<UrMomsUnt> U cant ban me .. I'm telnet irc
<paisley> Alrighty. |
#6354 (200/359) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback
<_Hawkeye_> Fastest way to the grave
<Mthbeylt> I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this isn't about the relative merits of riding horses without a saddle. |
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