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#6478 (23/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught and I needed backup, boy that was akward |
#6473 (300/442) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten a raise |
#6472 (41/201) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men" |
#6469 (-1/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with your tongue |
#6464 (113/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<chin|werk> msimn can kiss my fucking bloody ass
<chin|werk> outlook express is a little fucking drama queen
<chin|werk> "OOoOHHHH, YOU UPGRADED TO IE 6"
<chin|werk> "WELL IM NOT GONNA WORK ANYMORE" |
#6461 (92/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an hour |
#6460 (5964/10221) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<studdud> what the fuck is wtf |
#6459 (272/456) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual?
<klong> it's gay |
#6458 (139/311) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray?
<GodFu> because i like to watch |
#6455 (-1/321) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all 277 of us will run over a bunch of french people |
#6453 (150/311) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag
<MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets |
#6450 (-1/320) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has x-dccs with white poeple music |
#6445 (277/477) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop
<skrike> thats right r2 we're going to cloud city |
#6444 (214/408) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to
constantly rely on me for emotional support
<far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to jupiter |
#6443 (16/184) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<signine> "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!"
<far_call> "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it" |
#6442 (2/289) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<redhook> <--- 22
<redhook> and I got a 7 year old on my nuts, how pathetic
<redhook> s/7/17/
<redhook> that looked bad |
#6441 (462/981) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado |
#6438 (93/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren wav file, and play it when there's a server hack |
#6436 (-1/259) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tomed> hmm
<MrBawb> uh oh!
<MrBawb> tomed is thinking! |
#6434 (15/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ...
<sig11> heh?
<Cheetah> bitchx
<Cheetah> BitchX
<Cheetah> for fucks..
<Cheetah> (from .bash_history)
<Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into their shell? |
#6432 (10/242) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PI^2> my first puter was c-64
<PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D
<PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :)
<PI^2> that game was soo weird :D
<PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :) |
#6430 (177/327) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system
<TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories
<TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses |
#6426 (178/322) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots?
<Sprout> they are eating lunch
<BadlandZ> heh.. together?
<Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people? |
#6422 (67/213) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're here to save the whales" |
#6420 (154/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
--- [signoff!#windowmaker] NinjaCodr (wife getting naked) |
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