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#6520 (63/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<halos> here's the thing about fucking pamela anderson:
<halos> it's been done |
#6519 (387/526) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<monami> my boss is okay except for the following scenario that we have to play out four or five times a year :
<monami> Act I
<monami> BOSS: Do A.
<monami> ME: If we do A, B will occur.
<monami> BOSS: I don't care, do it anyways.
<monami> Act II
<monami> BOSS: OH MY GOD, B HAS HAPPENED.
<monami> ME: sigh |
#6518 (214/363) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door
<QJ> while you were wanking?
<knox> yep
<knox> it was worse than that
<QJ> she finished you off? |
#6516 (189/409) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bus> what can I help you with, xorg?
<xorg> well
<xorg> when uncle daddy touches my bathing suit
<xorg> i get all tingly
<xorg> but the bible says NO |
#6515 (-2/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Debbie_UK> anyway bet you dont even know what Britain is you bigot arsehole
<alex> what's britain???
<xorg> its about 3 fags north of France |
#6514 (97/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<monami> hm, these girls sure are fat
<QJ> where where?
<monami> can you look at pictures of fat naked girls wherever you are?
<QJ> yes
<QJ> it's in my contract |
#6512 (113/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xorg> you know how you hang up the phone after talking to an asshole
<xorg> and you say "Asshole"
<xorg> well
<xorg> in my brain, that has superimposed "goodbye"
<xorg> i talk to that many assholes |
#6511 (310/416) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<monami> this utility has a macro recording function but no loop command
<monami> so i record a macro, and then put a stapler on the keyboard to hold the button down
<monami> and go have coffee
<monami> i note that the stapler, on the whole, is a more efficient and productive employee than i am |
#6508 (-3/399) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my harddrive or in my memorys anymore try not thinking your a 22 year old mack with a good job and gf and accept who you are I am 6'8 and 245 I'm a black belt in ju jitsu unlike you lieing kiddies wanna spar come to me I'm bored now
[1:02pm] weeve «~Eden@ip68-10-94-135.rn.hr.cox.net» has Quit iRC (`docno==liar I love kiddies:) kthx) |
#6505 (63/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class
during an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud of himself [...] and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going
to get a real job?" |
#6501 (209/385) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people |
#6500 (100/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-^cell^- how fast is your processor?
«tylor» 56k |
#6498 (81/223) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm 47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin' |
#6493 (0/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($* |
#6492 (27/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance strangulation? |
#6491 (160/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens. Find out if your child is one of them at 11." |
#6490 (0/204) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ashen> fucking hell
<Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut
<Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant |
#6488 (4/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex |
#6486 (103/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman?
<AaronSw> not to have sex with him? |
#6485 (5/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat |
#6484 (57/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can
<luna> imagine it!
<roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall
<roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones. |
#6483 (67/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder
<dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye
<dj_ak> then i licked my eye
<splifs> women must love you |
#6482 (155/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee.
<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro? |
#6481 (-1/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite |
#6480 (256/425) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<axel026> i need help please
<^cell^> do you have an appointment?
<axel026> im french
<^cell^> i see... thats a terrible disorder |
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