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<null> glasnost: what version of the internet did you install?/
<glasnost> null: 5.0 |
#6954 (156/315) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<glasnost> i just talked to some girls on this hall.
<glasnost> they're like, female and stuff. |
#6951 (38/216) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<glasnost> i didn't have a life.
<glasnost> i had a BBS. |
#6949 (137/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dh> man irc is a waste of time...i should go play quake or something... |
#6948 (0/354) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<glasnost> 1040 ez e
<glasnost> peace to all my bruvas at the iRS |
#6945 (11/225) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<skynxnex> let's call it "Glasnosat's and Skynxnex's Rockingly good Web Broswer with a Cool name"
<skynxnex> or Gasrgwbwacn for short. |
#6942 (0/222) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dominitus> I meant what i said, you need a diagram giving you the proper strategy
<Mr_Fish> ON HOW TO MASTURBATE/
<Mr_Fish> ...
<[SA]mr_box> yes
<[SA]mr_box> lol
<Mr_Fish> i've already looked for instructions on the net. |
#6938 (34/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<eric> ...whered #goatsex go?
<PyroP> hell.
<eric> mommy, where do cheerleaders come from?
<PyroP> hell.
<eric> ...whats lleh backwards?
<LdySaphyre> cheerleader. |
#6935 (79/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rayena> Oh great.. I'm covered with salad again
<michael> Lesbian salad wrestling, on the next Jerry Springer |
#6934 (40/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CapnKev> Nothing's illegal when you're dead.
<Satrina> "dead girls don't say no" |
#6932 (0/198) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nelson> duh; try not to make getting blown the entire meaning of your existance |
#6930 (209/381) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<psichan> nipple rings remind me of giant castle doors
<psichan> whenever I see someone showing off nipple rings, I want to reach out and yank on them, screaming "SANCTUARY!" |
#6928 (219/387) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<piman> DAMMIT NETSCAPE!
<piman> DO NOT FREEZE WHEN MY MOTHER WALKS IN AND I AM LOOKING AT PORN! |
#6927 (48/254) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MenTaLguY> You know, the trouble with cocaine is that the "...but I didn't inhale" excuse doesn't work |
#6924 (13/293) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zed> I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER I LIKE TOAST AND JAM SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING AND THATS WHY I LIKE CRACK
<zed> IIIII LOVE CRACK
<zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY BACK
<zed> ALMOST AS MUCH AS IIIIIII LOVE EGGS
<zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY LEGS
<zed> BUT I DONT REALLY LOVE EGGS
<zed> WELL, I LOVE THEM, BUT IN THE WAY A MAN WOULD LOVE A FINE CUBAN CIGAR
<Nelson> zed; wtf song is that?
<zed> Nelson, IT'S EGG PROPAGANDA MUSIC |
#6923 (20/216) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<piman> Lindz: Does Ricky Martin scare you too?
<piman> Based on the way he dances, I think he's Steve Ballmer's long lost twin... |
#6922 (75/237) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<piman> RVD: Whereas the amount of people watching wrestling grows, oddly enough, at the same rate as the people who are 3rd generation welfare recipients. |
#6921 (49/240) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Satrina> and no, that's my friend Marissa The Nympho Elf :P
<Satrina> we put the Ho in Nympho |
#6920 (0/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[Viper]> im going to make http://www.darthvadersnakedwhiteass.com/ someday |
#6919 (125/303) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Uriel> crackhead is driving at 60 MPH and talking to the seats. A stoner is driving at 6 MPH and munching on the seats
<piman> How fast will they be going in 2 hours when they hit?
<pvx> 0 mph. Dammed elephant crossings.. |
#6918 (86/229) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aer> I don't like pamela anderson type breasts
<xf> Their remote controls are annoying and not well documented. |
#6914 (10/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks like snot that was soaked in cum, rolled around in encheladas, and put in a freezer for an hour. |
#6913 (0/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CorranHrn> tampons can be very deadly if you know how to use them... |
#6912 (90/252) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pvx> why do these psycho's always msg my bot?
<xf> Because that is what psychos do.
<MenTaLguY> more to the point, why do a majority of them seem to be from Brazil?
<xf> Because that is where psychos live. |
#6911 (48/199) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CapnKev> btw, chicks really dig a man with a palmpilot.
<goosedaemon> really?
<piman> Yeah. Do they politely excuse themselves rather than blatently run away? |
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