|
TodayLatestBestTopWorst1337Random<Prev1..466467468469470471472..596Next> |
#7038 (125/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<casss> divX runs slightly jittery on comp
<casss> is that cause of vid card?
<JtHMx> it's cuz you're gy
<sirg> but how does the codec know that?
<JtHMx> it's magic
<sirg> very cool!
* sirg is way impressed |
#7036 (0/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brellium> Hey where is everyone in Ao?
<Rattran> Stuck in a wall |
#7034 (-1/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kash> I'd donate sperm to the helpless supermodels
<Kash> THEY ARE STRAVING YOU KNOW
<Kash> ..STARVING
<Maugan> SPERM....Its whats for dinner |
#7033 (10/214) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?"
<Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for anything important?
<Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it?
<Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly! |
#7031 (178/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> HATE
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> PAIN
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> LOATHING
<Somebob> Can I have some?
<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> no. this is my own personal stock. |
#7030 (174/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills out, you should _____________?"
<Boog|Happy> "Sniff it?" |
#7028 (167/363) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving American in us all.
<The_Tick> Over and under shotgun. Three throwing knives. The ability to hide.
<Rain> yeah, seriously.
<Rain> The_tick - Huh?
<The_Tick> That's all you need.
<The_Tick> And it's cheeeep.
<Twinkcide> Rain: The bullets are embedded in cakes of propellant instead of casings. It was designed to overcome the problem of recoil pushing the barrel off target while firing in bursts
<Twinkcide> Has an insane ROF while in 3-round burst mode, and no recoil until the third round has left the barrel
<Pander> Tick: That won't kill a velociraptor.
<The_Tick> On the other hand, I'd sleep with that thing if I had one.
<Pander> I base all gun purchases on "Will this kill a velociraptor?" |
#7027 (-1/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization
<rb> weird
<JtHM> heh
<JtHM> Eminem_Vs_Al_Qaeda-BattleRap_12"-2002-RNS
<rb> hahahaha |
#7026 (86/214) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ori0n> why did you name yourself after a video file?
<zorack> hehe
<avi-> because i'm long hardcore and take forever to download |
#7025 (37/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skychic> how do you exit channels?
<anarch> use /quit
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<anarch> heheh
*** skychic has joined #lummies
<CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter
<CrashCat> try /quit #lummies
<skychic> cheers!
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: #lummies) |
#7023 (6/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre? |
#7022 (183/324) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of me to my friends mom |
#7021 (2/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house under the name Bob Jones |
#7018 (22/212) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Topic is 'God made drunks so ugly people could get laid.' Set by Ac3d
<Ac3d> man..i think im getting drunk |
#7017 (87/228) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse...
<Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net |
#7016 (-1/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ac3d> 6 files have frag fucking freakin faggin fucked up filname formats
<Ac3d> ok..say that 3 times fast..outloud ;) |
#7013 (105/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`Kd> iv finally mastered my keyboars |
#7010 (-1/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`Kd> theres another good spelling leason |
#7009 (0/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`Kd> in status..that ppl talking in there not knowing we see them or something? |
#7005 (39/210) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rikhei> I am *not* a pricktease
<K`shandra> oh - you follow through. Okay. ;-) |
#7004 (110/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking out the trash.
<@drini> kill him
<@drini> ok maybe not a good idea
<@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice
<@drini> as often |
#7001 (107/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LizziBabe> Kiri! I got something you just *gotta* have!
<Lazarus> Lizzi: Sex? |
#7000 (10/196) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky
<evenpar123> You'd need a pretty strong umbrella...
<Slant> evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help.
<evenpar123> Lead bubble?
<Slant> Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would be cool.
<evenpar123> Where would you get gas?
<Slant> You could use the rain.
<evenpar123> But, how would you use the internet?
<mightyflo> use aol |
#6998 (36/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday |
#6996 (14/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Javi> a gijoe game would suck
<Javi> cause nobody ever dies |
|
save page |
share: reddit
stumbleupon
digg
facebook
twitter
tumblr
<Prev1..466467468469470471472..596Next> |
|