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#6994 (103/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mgod> weights 300 or something
<mgod> she sez she has a thyroid problem
<bats> um i didn't know nabisco made thyroids |
#6992 (0/236) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mantid> outlander, it's a simple analog controller
<warptail> like my wang. |
#6990 (-1/365) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<turi_sama> i am so excited about this movie i am gonna karate kick my brother right in the face, while she is on top of a stair case so he will fall down a flight of stairs and hopefully break his hip!!!!!! |
#6987 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@vampyr> clearly Trent Reznor is a debian user |
#6986 (68/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable
<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in |
#6983 (90/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it
<Animix> oooooooooooh
<Animix> can I have your autograph |
#6982 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zoner> anyone know the content-type for a .exe
<ZXPKNOBB> It's content-type is "fun". |
#6980 (6/243) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<chococat44> you just cant keep a good man down
<greg> Conversly, you can't keep a bad man up. |
#6979 (-1/199) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas hang out
<shiva> we chill next to the lions
<shiva> with our gats
<shiva> lickin' our snow cones |
#6978 (1/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pkt> if i was giving some one cpr, and i heard my ups beeping, i would stop the cpr, and make sure my computer got plugged in somewhere else |
#6977 (52/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ZXPKNOBB> I should make a cereal, where it is potato chips.
<ZXPKNOBB> And you must eat it in water, not in milk.
<ZXPKNOBB> It'll be called Gross Flakes. |
#6976 (121/304) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* vampyr giggles in a sinister manner
<vampyr> hmm..that didn't come out right
* vampyr chortles in a sinister manner |
#6975 (48/219) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<vampyr> i didn't lose it in the sense of i can't find it
<vampyr> i lost it networkically |
#6970 (39/213) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back in high school
<RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting
<glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting. |
#6969 (0/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<glas_paper> my paper has the word count of the beast |
#6967 (180/362) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kate> you MALE. always wanting to talk about football instead of my menstrual cycle. |
#6965 (144/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<glasnost> kkf: we should get married, so you can be kkk.
<kkf> hmm... wow, another reason not to marry you :)
<glasnost> ouch, that backfired |
#6964 (0/270) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<lokia:#916> you obvioously havent been modeming long |
#6963 (9/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<felix:#slackware> ne1 isn't here. try AOL |
#6962 (75/211) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SlapAyoda:#916> felix, do these girls names end in jpg or gif?
<felix:#916> slap: names are insignificant |
#6961 (10/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix>
<junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude |
#6960 (116/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine! The side effects include mild coughing. |
#6959 (10/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<greg> I like bush, but i dont like Busch or Bush. |
#6958 (6/372) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ZXTPKNNOBBBSSCS> rosy palm pilots? |
#6956 (88/230) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<friction> hey hey.
<Turbovec> yo yo yo flapjack
<friction> i... don't know what that means.
<Turbovec> its raper talk, you're not supposed to understand dawg ;-)
<FlipTopBox> Turbovec: i believe you either mean "rapper" or "rapist". considering the context, i'm supposing the first. |
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