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#7094 (-1/337) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kyle|> I AM THE MOST STRONGER PROGRAMMING MEN IN THE WORLD!!!!! |
#7091 (80/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Madman> woohoo!
<Madman> made it thru the 3rd level!
<CrashCat> gratz
<CrashCat> before you know it you'll be done and saying 'this game sux, it's too short' and taking it back to the store |
#7090 (174/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrashCat> I could never place a personal ad. I would live on p0rn and irc before I got that far. oh wait |
#7089 (10/191) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kash> Biee, my modem cost me 8 bucks
<Bieeardo> Holy shit. That's... oy.
<Kash> IT IS A CURCUIT BOARD AND A BELL
<Kash> circuit
<Kash> lol
<Bieeardo> Oh, so it's a hard-coded version of EQ? |
#7088 (10/216) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Naivete> I wouldn't be surprised if xrg is down for good.
<Soul|gone> it has been 24 hours.
<Soul|gone> that is a pretty good indication that it went bye bye
<Naivete> that would make me rather sad.
<Naivete> not all that sad, mind you.
<Naivete> but still pretty sad.
<Damarr> Just sad enough to make you feel sad
<Naivete> exactly |
#7086 (6/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JanetBabe> love is the answer
<Weather> What was the question?
<DulRiff> what is 6 times 9?
<JanetBabe> how many angels can fuck on the head of a pin? |
#7083 (222/370) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<slog> Is Susan Sarandon too old to be considered "dooable"?
<Joe_> Yes.
<Kiler> I'd still do her
<Rain|Joker> She's borderline
<slog> that's 1 yes, 1 no, 1 maybe
<Pander> Desperation is the key factor.
<Kranrev> I'd say yes, but it would be creepy
<Lum_> Ben Franklin said of older women: "They know what they are doing, and they are eternally grateful".
<Lum_> in case you don't know your history Franklin was pretty much a slutpuppy |
#7079 (42/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DocWebstr> Okay... a couple of things before I very literally go pass out....
<Mycroft> If it's about Soylent Green, we already know. :) |
#7077 (122/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Einer> Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark dungeon. |
#7074 (98/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gegi> same reason people look down on you if you're into BDSM but prefer the man to be the dom
<Naivete> people look down on that?
<Naivete> why?
<Nicademus> cause the girl is tied to the floor duh
<Nicademus> kinda hard to look up at her |
#7073 (71/216) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joe_> I got arrested by a school poice officer.
<Joe_> Up until I was sitting in Juvi for a couple hours, I was being illegaly detained.
<Joe_> Heh.. last time I try to ditch school to take a shit.
<Joe_> From now on, I'm shitting in my locker. Let them find THAT the next time they do a random search.
<Joe_> I can see it now. A stare down. Me, with my pants down. The cop, nose covered, gun drawn. |
#7072 (142/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.
<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.
<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?
<Joe_> It could work.. |
#7070 (4/220) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joe_> The word "gun" has been replaced with "Poppinfresh Poke" in all of the history books. Didn't they cover that on the news?
<Joe_> Lemme get my book
<Joe_> The M-1A, the standar issue Poppinfresh Poke up until the Korean Thumbwrestle.
<Joe_> Then, at the advent of the Vietman Squardance, the new standard issue Poppinfresh Poke was a modified version of the old, named the M16a, or as the soldiers called it: "Hoo hoo!" |
#7069 (101/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anarch> i should put some pants on and go check my mail
<Burimpu> or you could do it without pants |
#7067 (-1/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Naivete> the Christian Culture Club scheduled Jesus Day
<Naivete> and the Gay Culture Club scheduled Gay Day on the same day
*** Naivete was kicked by Kash (...)
<Naivete> and harassed the christians. |
#7066 (154/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ein|sk00l> Goddammit.
<Ein|sk00l> Is it too much to ask for ONE hot shower a week?
<Staberinde> Yes
<Staberinde> But then I live in California
<Staberinde> Where its too much to ask for electricity at least once a week |
#7065 (235/384) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skatoni> will some one please help
<shev> ya?
<skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer
<shev> unplug your modem
<skatoni> how?
<shev> see those wires behind your computer?
<shev> rip'em all out
*** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni[ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection reset by peer) |
#7064 (14/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Staberinde> The worst of the bunch was this
* Staberinde points at his crotch
<Staberinde> "Ya know this thing isn't going to blow itself!"
<CrashCat> it will if you wire it with explosives
<Staberinde> Well yes, but that's only when the zombies are near |
#7057 (192/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lazarus> Anyone care to guess my sign?
<DocWebstr> "Keep Off"?
<Lazarus> Wrong Way.
<Beki> this end up? :)
<K`shandra> "Thank You - Come Again." ;-) |
#7056 (1/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dracleath> You know, its disturbing how much the frosting for dominos cinnamon sticks looks like semen |
#7053 (0/210) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anarch> do you get to beat your pets like in dungeon keeper?
<Twinkcide> You can beat them and throw things at them!
<anarch> sweet
* Twinkcide throws anarch into the side of a mountain |
#7050 (137/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Necron> man, can't even start an op war in here anymore.
<Necron> :(
*** Necron was kicked by Conskill (Conskill)
<Conskill> Op war won. |
#7048 (131/273) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LizziBayb> hey, narcissism ain't a bad thing. sometimes it's the only unconditional love you can get |
#7041 (-1/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Maugan> How did Mako get the 8 year old boy to cry twice?
<Mako> Maugan: I forget, how?
<Maugan> He wiped his bloody dick on its teddy bear
<Kash> He wiped the blood on
<Kash> fucker |
#7039 (202/338) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DocWebstr> *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*
<Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that bullshit; it's not good for you. |
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