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#7136 (176/325) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Rasputin found a student's share open on the network of 2.35 gigs of PR0n
<Rasputin> plus various movies and other crap
<Neep> Are you going to admin his ass or download it all?
<Rasputin> both, Neep. Both. :)
<Prior_Tuck> yes...but it could be illegal.
<Rasputin> What's illegal? I'm archving for possible er...administrative purposes |
#7134 (6/204) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Grant|BnW> Have you seen what happens if you give the mariners a sheep?
<CrashCat> lots of uses
<Grant|BnW> "A sheep. Lovely! Sheep have many uses, and the voyage is long."
<CrashCat> try giving them a woman
<Grant|BnW> What do they say?
<Grant|BnW> I'm trying to be nice now, so I don't want to if they'll rape or eat her.
<Grant|BnW> I wouldn't put anything past fucking accordian players. |
#7133 (8/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> eiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> we won't be leavin' til we get some pus-sy sooooooo
<CrashCat> i'm not complainin' but shut up or I'll beat your brain in |
#7132 (275/452) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Darkz> Can't get drunk, work soon
<Delusion> Your priorities disgust me. |
#7129 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kash> BW has eveyone catassing
<CrashCat> that's leopardassing to you
<Kranrev> tigerassing
<Rasputin> I'm monkeyassing! :)
<Mako> just one ass? it is of no use to me. |
#7128 (2/228) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Madman> Rodents Of Unusual Size....I don't think they exist
<CrashCat> rodents?
<CrashCat> size?
<Sbot> size is irrelevent. It's a question of methodology.
<Madman> haha
<CrashCat> ... |
#7127 (26/246) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Mezoth|work was kicked by Avie_work (the last guy that said, "I think you know what I want" to me ended up in the hospital. FOR SIX MONTHS.) |
#7126 (47/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
<Kash> LOOK AT ME
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
*** Kash was kicked by da_slog (ITS NOT VERY PHUN)
<CrashCat> MY FOOT IS ON YOUR BUM |
#7125 (78/242) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dracleath> Dual wielding great swords with monkey grip
<Staberinde> I have a monkeygrip
<Staberinde> they won't let me use it in public though |
#7124 (70/225) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Chum> I told them I was a 16 year old female that would put out if given a beta account.
<da_slog> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Kash> yea, i'm going to be female to |
#7123 (160/337) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all current MMOGs is?
<Mako> insufficient boobage
<Grant> That too. |
#7121 (0/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Spamizbad> minix is the baddass hardcore 16bit unix from the rough side of town |
#7120 (21/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AgentAce1> hmm
<AgentAce1> well that's interesting
<AgentAce1> actually...that's fuckin weird ass shit |
#7119 (194/356) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Philly_B> <--------->
<Philly_B> hmm...
<Philly_B> the set of all real numbers
(*michael) The set of all real numbers, now only $99.99! Order now and get a complimentary imaginary number commemorative plate free with your order. |
#7118 (35/237) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HowLeTT> if my back seat smells like pussy tomorrow, im going to be furious
<HowLeTT> seriously |
#7116 (19/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* *@michael decides that given two evils, x and y, where x=cherry jolly ranchers and y=apple jolly ranchers, y<x |
#7114 (-1/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jujubei> heh. i actually did try shaving it once. it leaves f0kking RED BUMPS |
#7113 (-1/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@AgentAce> and I'm gonna get a pair of those new female shoes
<@AgentAce> because they got soul
<@AgentAce> err sole |
#7111 (175/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PyroP> My sister has freinds over. They're banging the piano.
<piman> PyroP, Uh...
<aer> I see..
<PyroP> ^banging^banging on |
#7110 (52/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Spider124> Gay ass homo, as opposed to "Hetero Ass homo" |
#7109 (24/214) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@sno) Emacs can mow down forests too. But it mows down forests with the passing of its fat, bloated ass. |
#7108 (34/222) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(goosedaemon) someone define "talking out of [a] ass"
(Leper_Mess) goose; you know.. get a donkey, and speak without moving your lips so it looks like the donkey's talking. |
#7106 (137/269) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Deathwing) I get to see a concert tomorrow, so there
(Lanfear) what concert?
(Deathwing) some guy who plays guitar for commercials
(zed) Wow, some guy who plays guitar for commercials.
(Deathwing) zed, he's one of the most famous guitarist in the world, actually
(Deathwing) up there with Joe Satriani, among others
(Lanfear) that's why you call him 'some guy'? |
#7103 (160/323) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rain|BW> sbot jesus
<Sbot> Jesus Saves! But Gretzky Rebounds, He Shoots, He Scores!
<Rain|BW> tee-hee-hee
<CrashCat> jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable prizes at the ticket counter
<gegi> Jesus saves, the rest of you take 5d20 damage. |
#7098 (13/179) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Joe_> What is the idea behind Black % White?
<Kash> Joe, it's CAtz with better AI, and villagers
<Joe_> So, a gigapet with a surrounding town?
<Kash> yea
<Kash> pretty damn fun
<Joe_> They scrapped UO2 for pokemon. |
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