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#7175 (33/231) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will i cry??
<Mousey> it deoends if you drew a happy face or a sad face on it ross |
#7174 (171/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look meaner |
#7173 (3/248) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ice|P> blow jobs r better
<mk4> why because you get a load in the mouth
<nim-zero> a load in the mouth is worth two in the hand |
#7172 (3/231) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey..
<Mousey> well boggles
<Mousey> if she thinks im edible
<Mousey> she probably is fat
<Mousey> i have no fat on me
<Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet |
#7171 (112/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
::Sathane.. I am wlasys sober
::Sathane.. excpet when I dirnk |
#7167 (-1/237) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[7^11^Dropout]> i will put you in a wheelchair witha shpinning, half-twist, lebanese heel kick mate
<Mousey> if you were lebanese you would still be working at 7-11
<Mousey> lying cunt |
#7165 (77/297) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<^FiCtIoN^> get a tounge ring
<CheeseCookies> lol, coz there good on chicks :D
<Mousey> so is an apron |
#7163 (-1/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Descartes> A wanker is not a racial slur
<GORE> it is
<GORE> beleive me it is
<GORE> to me |
#7162 (0/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Latino-Heat> when i was in school, during free periods i'd sit in the library cos i couldnt go home and i'd look up stds in encyclopedias
<@Latino-Heat> cos i had rashes everywhere |
#7161 (139/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<KINGofEXTREME> i forgot cars come in manual man
<KINGofEXTREME> my friend starts changing gears
<KINGofEXTREME> im like what are you doing
<KINGofEXTREME> didnt know what was going on |
#7160 (169/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on
<Mousey> does he have to look desperate |
#7159 (0/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<b|aze> i wanked my dog once
<b|aze> haha
<b|aze> i was so pissed |
#7158 (0/232) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Chambered> my hair is halfway down my back
<tize> thats too long
<Chambered> but when your taking a shit and run out of paper, its alright |
#7157 (3/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DeF`> hehe... The Man in the Iron Mask made me cry... for real
<cuzzzin> debbie does dallas made me jack off |
#7156 (163/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<vas> my dad recons i dont look up porn
<vas> cuase i tell him it would come up on the bill if i do so |
#7155 (-2/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<KINGofEXTREME> alligators are male crocdiles |
#7153 (236/415) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bumr> maybe he makes mad love to the penguin
<dys> Perhaps Cathy wears a Tux the Penguin suit for him.
<dys> And then he "debugs her code" all night long.
<bumr> cunnilinux |
#7152 (158/325) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Fryboy> stormos sister aint that bad
<stormo> please don't talk about my sister like that
<ambrness> go back to insulting me and my taste, Fryboy .. safer ground
<stormo> she has more integrity than to go out with some loser who spends all his life on IRC
<Fryboy> ahahahah
-ambrness- thats why incest is out of the question for him |
#7148 (101/277) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<_Rojo_> I want to compile her kernel
<_Rojo_> christ
<_Rojo_> computer-geek foreplay |
#7145 (116/311) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<megaHAL> CHESS IS A FUN SPORT, WHEN PLAYED WITH SHOT GUNS. |
#7143 (179/317) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DanSTC> Delusion, will you have my baby?
<Delusion> Dan: Yes, if it's cooked well. |
#7141 (112/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Naivete> god, this shit is so much more efficient than windows
<Naivete> linux kernel=1 file
<Naivete> windows kernel=2/3 of your total ram, NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF THAT RAM THERE IS. |
#7139 (-1/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Neep> I'm still wondering what the exact definition of illegal pron is.
<Rasputin> children
<Sbot> children are VERY expensive |
#7138 (17/197) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a 30 gig HD full of pron. He requests a new Hard Drive. We suspected he was downloading. He refused to give us his PC, but we insisted to take it...to install the new drive. I took his ten times embedded folder and clicked delete. Put the harddrive in my PC and gave hi his PC back. I told him his cache was full. hes got plenty of room |
#7137 (117/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he had 6 gigs of "illegal" pron, as wel as 15 gigs of legal pron. I turned his PC to my boss..where my boss called the police.
<CrashCat> so did he have the pr0n put into two directories, 'legal' and 'illegal'? :P
<Prior_Tuck> yes he did actually
<Prior_Tuck> he had his word docs folder and his powerpoint folder |
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