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#7224 (301/457) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag *** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's, All welcome. Place for 500"
<Minko> grrrr
<Minko> You can all come, but I'm not gonna be there
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come"
<Minko> Stop it guys, I'm busy this weekend
<Minko> I've got big things planned
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come <Minko> I've got big things planned"
<Minko> Aaargh |
#7223 (1/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <wabbit> ok ... we dont choose what cum tastes like ... otherwise it would taste a WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT!!! |
#7222 (-1/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag *** Sorceror has quit IRC (7th Sphere v3.0 (c) 1997 7th Sphere Enterprises)
*** Sorceror (a@aquinas.stithian.jhb.school.za) has joined #quake2
*** drowbitch changes topic to 'IRCOps!! over here !! *point* *** Quits: Sorceror (7th Sphere v3.0 (c) 1997 7th Sphere Enterprises)'
*** drowbitch has quit IRC (Killed (Services (your script is banned here))) |
#7221 (139/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag *** mrBlond changes topic to "The QuakeFEST is....."
*** fern changes topic to "The QuakeFEST was yesterday !!"
<mrBlond> wow I must be REALLY lagged then |
#7220 (71/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag *** DarkElf changes topic to "Sundancer Kicked Hiro's butt at Pool!! :) that's Mr 'I have my own table at home' Gay Helicopter Pilot Hiro (in case you were wondering)"
<Hiro> *growl*
*** Hiro changes topic to "I lost ONE FUCKING GAME to her ok?"
*** DarkElf changes topic to "yes, but to a WOMAN ?"
<Hiro> she isnt a women
<Hiro> she is a beast from the pits of hell
<Hiro> a demon possessed her
<DarkElf> see - reading that bible thing may have helped you... and you laughed at the people in #alive
*** DarkElf changes topic to "Hiro converts to christianity"
<Hiro> de: even jesus would have lost that fucking game of pool
<Hiro> I need a gun, so I can shoot myself
<DarkElf> Hiro: why don't you just stab yoursefl in the eye with the pool cue.....
<DarkElf> hang on though, going on sunny's description of you skill you'll probably miss *grin |
#7219 (138/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Sundancer> DE: "The truth is out there" :)
<DarkElf> sunny: yeah, thank god it's out there and not in here with us |
#7216 (6/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt
<eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt
<eod> heh
<weis> cat t-shirt | sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt |
#7215 (59/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <geekster> mossibly
<geekster> that's most poccibly, but it went thru a horible translation from brain to fingers
<geekster> ARSE!! |
#7214 (74/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert. Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove |
#7206 (4/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me
<Xzibit-A> bunch of fucken users
<Bane> that's what i say
<Bane> i'm nothing but two holes and two hands to them
<Bane> *sob*
<Bane> just a cum receptacle |
#7201 (119/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <@WatchDragon> dude, i am like -- that close to having my boating licence
<@motardo> dude, you are like -- that close to having a mullet |
#7200 (111/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful!
<zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom.
<zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up falling in..
<barkode> barkode: JOSH, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE? zhix: I'M FINE. GO AWAY. barkode: I'LL GET HELP. zhix: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKER. LEAVE ME HERE. |
#7199 (-2/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for
<death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an hour and u were still going on talking to no1
<death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me |
#7198 (4/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you
<@Web> russian men get upset easily |
#7194 (141/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <nit`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this dick, I was shovin it in her while she was yellin dont quit
<NGN-_-> Then you realized you were dreamin that shit - in real life your a no-pussy gettin prick |
#7192 (151/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <gedamo> Some of our customers used to call their computer boxes the "brain" and it led tothem calling up saying things like "My brain isn'tworking" |
#7191 (-2/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag [@Eric^^] win [Eminem - Rap Attack - 16 - Eminem - Forget About Dre (Live From SNL Feat. Eminem).mp3] - (3m55s/192kbps) amp
[@nacitar] Rap Attack! OmG
• @nacitar gets rapped on by a crow |
#7190 (294/446) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <eff> the noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it. |
#7187 (62/212) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then picture work being the total opposite |
#7183 (38/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag (Jeopardy) hi I need someone to help me with compiling a small program
(dgc) Jeopardy: What is gcc? |
#7181 (-3/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag From R1....
> > What was with the zipper up the back of her pants? She gave me
> > insta-chub. That SH thing reminds me of singles bars, buying a chick
> > drinks all night, then she'd leave with someone else. Life is cruel like
> > that. And marriage.
>
> >From R2...
> Nothings cruel like marriage. OK maybe having Indians tear off your scalp
> and bury you in the hot sun and they let ants chew on your sunburn is
> almost as cruel, but Indians dont fuck your best friend while they do it. |
#7179 (63/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont fucking believe this shit |
#7178 (146/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know
<carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer |
#7177 (16/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Tyson> kegs rule
<Tyson> im gonna marry one
<Mousey> ill have an affair with it |
#7176 (0/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag ::@[S]eVeNdUs[T].. my dog is spasming in her sleep
::@StaticX.. maybe shes having a wet dream |
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