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#7276 (166/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
( Fuzzy     ) like flicking through his images dir
( Lev       ) oh i thought you said "licking"
( Lev       ) how peculiar
( Teddy     ) Lev: is there something on your mind?
( Teddy     ) you seem a little pre-occupied...
( Lev       ) wouldn't you lick to find out
#7275 (116/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Leviath] I have a funny tingle in my nose. At 3:30pm I ate some Kettle Chilli chips and went into this coughing/snorting fit and coughed a small piece of chilli chip up my nose and snorted it out. It burned like HELL and I in turn created a scene being the 27 year old crying gayboy with a bag of chips in one hand and some printer paper I used to blow my nose on in the other :(((
#7273 (107/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
( CraNDaWG  ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say
( CraNDaWG  ) that is the _gayest_ bullshit i have ever seen
( Lev       ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ bullshit
#7272 (-1/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
( Fuzzy     ) jBalls: go get all asian on them and start bargining
( jBalls    ) haha i lack that crucial gene
( jBalls    ) i cant bargain my way out of a cardboard box
( Lev       ) but you ddr like a motherfucker
#7270 (224/369) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
( Lev       ) i got to taste pre-mixed coca-cola concentrate from McDOnalds!
( Lev       ) BEFORE THE WATER!
( Lev       ) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#7269 (95/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game
(bern) what do i do if that happens?
(bern) bit busy darling, killing a sentry gun!
#7268 (0/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
( `46and2   ) i've learnt alot about getting a woman off... it's not that hard. i even convinced my friend to show me where the effing g spot is... i tried it on my g/f and all this clear shit came out
#7265 (11/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Daemon_> thak you for  replying   I dont know  what is daemon or who is daemon explain
<Daemon_> to me  who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are the one who  return the
<Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what daemon is..thak you
#7264 (127/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven.
<Tigrrr> i like food.
<edoc> I gas puppies in mine
<Tigrrr> mmmmmm puppies
#7263 (207/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|nqbuss> i have no problem deciding what to do. if i'm hungry, i eat. if i'm tired, i sleep, if i need to user the bathroom, i use the bathroom, if none of the above, i sit in front of the computer
#7259 (167/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jay> how do u spell nebour
<nc> neighbour
<nc> haha
<Jay> kthx
<Jay> how do u spell ritch
<nc> rich u moron
<DX> rofl
<Jay> well
<DX> u dum cunt jay
<Jay> so what if i cant spell
<Jay> i type it in spell check
<Jay> and im still so wrong it goes what the fuck no suggestions
<nc> MS never reckoned on Jay
#7255 (3/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hedge> yeah, loud music during sex really works. it's easy to keep the motion to a beat
<Kharnifex> mmmm yeah, but i'd have to get more fit to have sex again
<TRIPtych> «WinAmp» Now Playing: Funker Vogt - Word of Power (High Speed Mix)
<TRIPtych> id like to see u keep up to this hedge =p
<Kharnifex> *gets rectinol*
<TRIPtych> d00f d00f d00f
<Kharnifex> and the slapping noise of testical against ass
<Hedge> i think i saw the How To video of that
<Kharnifex> i just dloaded the pdf file
#7252 (0/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sylwia> I was considering plugging a smiley sometime =( just for the sake of sticking good E up my ass
#7250 (78/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<yunicus> god has so many stalkers
#7248 (0/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BBKahuna> shae, my ejaculation was increased by 300%!!!!
#7247 (2/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sylwia> I'm drawing black people
<sylwia> for a poster for my english class
<sylwia> I think I made tham too black
<sylwia> you can't really see their faces
#7245 (164/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mike_3486> i wonder if i could smother somebody using the CO2 from a Coke can
<Sock_Monkee> shrug
<Mike_3486> nobody knows...if i asked how to make a bong from a wiffle ball, some duct tape, and a rubber band i'd get 10 different answers
#7244 (167/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Grum_Trivia> shithead1 has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 & this MONTH: 34899
<Shithead1> I am fucking tired of trivia
<Grumman> imagine that
#7239 (227/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fo0bar> fuck, how do I contact the IRS?
<egon> cheat on your taxes... they'll contact you.
#7235 (181/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OneEyedJack> Someone tell me why everyone lists one of their hobbies as either "hanging out" or "partying"?
<Qtechie> I like to hang out while I party... but chicks are always grossed out by it, and guys tend to beat me up for it
#7231 (0/178) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dietz> Computers, the internet, it's just a large scale version of Knott's Berry Farm.
<dietz> Oh, and instead of Snoopy, there's porn. Yeah.
#7230 (10/188) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[ace_kevi] heh, i didn't know there was a programming language called
brainfuck.
[buz-] goes by "MIPS assembler" also
#7229 (127/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
asjk] !list
[asjk] anyone know a good open ftp?
[ck1] 127.0.0.1
[asjk] need a userid/pw
[ck1]anonymous
[bluerose] oh come on give him the good account
[ck1] :)
[bluerose] l: hax0r
[bluerose] p: 31337
[asjk] thx
#7227 (79/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Prophet_Tenebrae> i am to porn what pot noodle is to snacks.
<Wesley> an insult?
#7226 (13/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stray> you're a winner. i'm a winner. we're all winners here.
<KurtBatz> Everyone's a winner baby, that's the truth.  o/~
<Hawx> I have to go to fucking work tomorrow. I'm not a winner.
<Hawx> I'm just a breadwinner.
<Hawx> But who the fuck wants to work for bread?
<KurtBatz> Ethiopians.
<Hawx> True
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