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From R1....
> > What was with the zipper up the back of her pants? She gave me
> > insta-chub. That SH thing reminds me of singles bars, buying a chick
> > drinks all night, then she'd leave with someone else. Life is cruel like
> > that. And marriage.
>
> >From R2...
> Nothings cruel like marriage. OK maybe having Indians tear off your scalp
> and bury you in the hot sun and they let ants chew on your sunburn is
> almost as cruel, but Indians dont fuck your best friend while they do it. |