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#7601 (46/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Felix1> i just got 2070 on ski
<lud> I finished Minesweeper ... custom game, two mines I mean, out of 500 squares |
#7600 (152/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OpsuPup> i just got some imaginary donuts, and they are fucking nice
<Xta-C> i just had imaginary sex, and it was disappointing
<bytraper> i just got some imaginary sex, and it was fucking nice
* Lord-Data thinks byt and xta just imaginarily slept together |
#7598 (21/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Felix1> lud, as a 'gag' somebody set our air con on 44 degrees
<Felix1> brother is on the critical list, We lost Mum on the operating table, Dad never regained consiousness and our dogs corneas melted down her face |
#7591 (58/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys cry
<billa> you need to respect.
<billa> to scared youll break down
<JtHMx> no, too scared I'll waste a couple of hours of my life
<JtHMx> says the man on irc at 1am |
#7590 (75/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)}
*** ieyoh has joined #mpeg3c
<iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING BLOOD |
#7588 (5/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<human> beethoven and mozart should have had a kid
<human> then marry this kid to enya
<human> then have their children play with a roland xp-30
<human> then you'll get some nice tunes |
#7587 (-1/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** FAG has joined #us-opers
<FAG> I'm gay. How do I get my O:Line? |
#7586 (52/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Pete_> my abs have never looked so good in my life after losing these 10 pounds fast :D soon they'll turn to flab through lack of use though :(
<Avium> Pete you sound kind of gay
<Avium> no offense you sack of shit |
#7578 (9/228) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Covaro is now known as Cov-poopie
<Cov-poopie> got shit to do |
#7577 (0/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ling-Food> myst: I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller! |
#7576 (-1/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ricrob> my mom's got a nice ass man...my dad and me are butt men |
#7572 (-3/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arch0n> And no one really runs Solaris either...
<foop> like white people can tell the difference |
#7571 (218/388) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<foop> leif is having a party?
<ross_> yeah
<foop> does he know that he's having a party?
<Chieze> of course not
<ross_> he will when the donkeys and cocaine show up |
#7570 (-1/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<foop> shower --hot --wet & |
#7569 (-1/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<foop> i have explosive projectile weaponry in my pants |
#7568 (-2/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<foop> i've felt girl ejaculations
<sneak> i'm talking about apache |
#7565 (137/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rbgrn> I HAVE ONE GOD DAMN THING TO SAY
<rbgrn> The author put up $10,000 for anyone that could find any hole in qmail over the coarse of 2 years
<rbgrn> no one did.
<foop> because nobody cared |
#7564 (121/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<foop> Nov 4 06:28:56 xanax syslogd: select: Bad file descriptor
<foop> Nov 4 06:29:27 xanax last message repeated 707174 times
<foop> that ain't good |
#7559 (197/358) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
foop> computers need to burst into flames more often |
#7558 (88/214) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FlagshipX> damn... i don't want to take a shower... i want to sleep
<thine_cow|PHP|> Flag: then, sleep in the shower!
<FlagshipX> hmm
<thine_cow|PHP|> (i've done it... sure you're all wrinkly but damnnit, you're refreshed all over!) |
#7557 (1/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[NissanKin] I have my skyline for sale...
[NissanKin] $20k
[NissanKin] R30
[NissanKin] fastest in Oz
[Bayls] Actually the 1994 Holden Apollo is the fastest production car ever produced in the unierse.
[NissanKin] i have 323kw at the whels
[Bayls] Yeah? I have a digital thermometer. |
#7556 (16/202) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mosey> for some reason porn never shows up in my "my recent documents" quick launch
<mosey> i hate having to wait for explorer to come up |
#7555 (-1/195) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[anakin] man i love microsoft visio
[Bayls] yeah, and thanks for answering my question about it earlier. :)
[anakin] what question did you have?
[Bayls] how well does it sniff out your network and give you a diagram with Ipaddresses etc?
[Bayls] is it visio enterprise?
[anakin] not sure, i havent tried it yet
[anakin] na i only have professional
[Bayls] It should say it on the box. if it says "enterprise", it's the enterpr.... ooooh, there IS NO BOX, is there? :)
[anakin] does error checking etc too for ERD, data flow, structure charts, etc too
[Bayls] sensational!
[annie] you have NO idea what he just said, do you bayls? ;)
[anakin] even gives you an output box at the bottom telling you any errors as you go along ... like a compiler .. heh
[Bayls] yeah, he said it's got a spell checker or something in it. |
#7554 (-2/377) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[spoob] I could almost have sex with myself if it didn't keep horning up and stabbing myself through the tonsils |
#7553 (-2/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo. Either you're off adam, or your girlfriend talks in her sleep. Either way. Snoozes from me. |
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