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#7552 (-2/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up nicely. I wish I was black. I'd be able to wear silver wrap around glasses and people would assume I had a big dick instead of me having to show them all the time |
#7549 (165/387) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out |
#7547 (88/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his ashes in a coffee filter
[Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend |
#7545 (83/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :)
< annie > yeah
< Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight. |
#7544 (-1/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< telex > i love god
< Bayls > Telex - except in your case "god" is your anus, and you "worship" it with a broom handle. |
#7543 (-3/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< anakin > bayls: no, i want to know WHAT IT DOES so i know WHETHER OR NOT to remove it
< anakin > there's nothing more useful than to have an address bar on the bottom of ur screen at all times :)
< Bayls > anakin - Ah right. Well, use the Force or something. :) |
#7542 (-2/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Izazael > Why did they never make romantic warheads?
< Izazael > I guess no one likes the taste of semen.
< Izazael > What could be more romantic than the girls who gag on cum club at yahoo? |
#7541 (15/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< FuzzyKaos > oh oh guess what i got today!!??
< Zooz > Fuzzy - Herpes? :) |
#7540 (44/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my ass... it's starting to affect my typing |
#7539 (115/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the 'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter" |
#7536 (5/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BizaSmokedout> nah amng I can hold a inteligent convrsation if you want |
#7535 (10/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<orb06> something red and semi-opaque
<orb06> said it was "stool softener"
<orb06> Im like wtf
<orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am
<orb06> and left without it
<orb06> no pain no gain
<orb06> thats what I say |
#7533 (-1/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yunicus> i like fat black women filled with syrup |
#7532 (9/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for more |
#7530 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sortof> look, if i move mirc around real fast, its like a lightshow |
#7529 (-1/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yunicus> i could fuckin crack your head like a walnut with my clit |
#7527 (7/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<raelee> I wont take it in the ass until I am married. |
#7526 (90/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the planet, i'll spare you
<yunicus> yer a dear heart
<yunicus> really
<yunicus> please leave me with a bunch of stinky men |
#7525 (8/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sothis> theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year old woman shoving her cold, gloved, ky-jellied-up fingers up your vagina trying to touch your cervix |
#7524 (106/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yunicus> sometimes i can't deal with you people in text format |
#7523 (0/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<orbZ> the fuckin taliban took our only good search engine |
#7520 (10/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<g33kk0r3> anyone know what carpet bombing is?
<vaportrail> umm...taking a crap on a vagina? |
#7519 (85/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Matt]> the only thing about mullholland drive that didn't confuse me entirely was the lesbian sex scenes
<[Matt]> other than that, i was lost |
#7518 (0/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cerebus> death is the ++ at the end of life |
#7517 (2/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rawkus> fuckin women.
<rawkus> i call for booty and get a lecture on racism
<rawkus> wtf? |
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