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#7515 (144/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LadyLegs> i'm anal about what goes into my body
#7513 (25/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eth0_tulip> once, i stabbed a guy in LA, for not closing both eyes at the same time when he blinked
#7511 (21/215) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<orb2k> raves are just an excuse
<jovana> for what?
<orb2k> for grinding my teeth and petting everything
#7509 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SkyCriesX> tumors don't cuddle
#7508 (-1/375) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cerebus> ravers don't go to heaven or hell, they go to plurgatory  :(
#7503 (77/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djfisty> i woke up with samuel l jackson's hairstyle from 'unbreakable'
#7502 (-5/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<miss_tekky_stylez> yeah
<miss_tekky_stylez> asian shits are dope..
<miss_tekky_stylez> like take for instance
<miss_tekky_stylez> when a big log hits the water
<miss_tekky_stylez> it doesn't make the "bloop" noise..
<miss_tekky_stylez> it goes... "You break you buy!"
<miss_tekky_stylez> or "You have dishonord my family!"
#7501 (0/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY
#7499 (172/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<paat> I AM FEELING SOMETHING THAT NO EMOTICON CAN DESCRIBE
#7498 (-2/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sort> so would someone on dxm be called detarded?
#7497 (1/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mild7> its always real nice when you step out of bed and step into wetness
#7496 (123/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aura> oh my god
<Aura> i just passed one of thos adult diaper commercials
<Aura> they are trying to make it look sexy
<Aura> they showed this sexy leg with polished nails
<Aura> going into a diaper
<SkyCriesX> thats canada for you
#7495 (-2/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SkyCriesX> i drooled into my friends eyeball once by mistake while experiencing a strong nitrous hit
#7494 (0/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chrizto> I had too much of this hot sauce last night called "scorned woman"
#7493 (375/525) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cerebus> being bi-polar must suck
<Kender> well yes and no
#7490 (17/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sortof> i slept on a glowstick wrong
#7486 (100/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hopi> let's talk about my need for once
<hopi> er wrong window
#7485 (5/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chrizto> show me a chick worth worrying about after you're not the one fucking them anymore and I'll show you the value of the imaginary number i
#7484 (3/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chrizto> this unix shit is never going to catch on at this rate.
#7483 (12/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chrizto> 6 irc channels, 7 mailing lists, and not a damn thing is going on
#7481 (-3/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^bat-sai> woohoo
<^bat-sai> mum is going away for a couple of weeks in a month or so
<^bat-sai> nudity will ensue at my place ;p
<D_Web> can we make a giant sign that says "Nude-E-Mart"?
<D_Web> that's they way, uh-huh uh-huh I like it
#7479 (117/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rlorenzon> ...and that's when i knew she was the one
<wolfnip> how did you know that?
<rlorenzon> because...i lost all my friends.
#7478 (66/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Demon5] ;p
[far_call] what's that symbol supposed to mean?  "I have a scar on my cheek and I'm a mouth breather"?
#7477 (180/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* terra begins dousing people in gasoline
<hngkong> Terra, why kill us?
<terra> Shush
<terra> it's perfume
#7476 (186/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* rax humps Arwen`
<Arwen`> rax: down boy!
* rax humps lower
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