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#7475 (11/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<w3nis> this bread smells weird
<w3nis> but tastes fine
<Guilty> Much like a penis |
#7473 (151/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@straylight> ARGH
<@straylight> how can the AIM name "shotbybothsides" be taken? WHO THE FUCK WOULD TAKE THAT?
<@straylight> ...
<@straylight> other than me? |
#7469 (110/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gage> i drank a beer in the shower today
<christ> dude, you drank a beer in the shower?
<gage> i sho did
<gage> cold beer + hot shower = good
<christ> dude, this is what state OPs is in, we don't have time to drink a
beer like normal people anymore |
#7467 (34/186) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tris> all the tech contact email is signed "MFN Corporate Communications" now
<tris> maybe they are the ones running the routers
<neruaL> that would imply that a) they were running and b) someone had control
over it |
#7466 (124/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gage> i found a 4x scsi cdrom on the street just now
<gage> i love how often i find hardware on the street
<gage> this was from a mac that looked like it had been beaten with a
sledgehammer |
#7464 (-4/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Poltergeist21> I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!!
<Poltergeist21> Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1
<Charlesowns> Dude, i said that ten years ago! |
#7463 (2/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tris> why did someone stick an altoid in your cd player?
<furyoujin> tris, we were having phun and he got a lil overexcited |
#7461 (11/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Poltergeist21>I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!!
<Poltergeist21>Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1
<Charlesowns>Dude, i said that ten years ago! |
#7459 (170/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<trimp> indd: go smell your mom's panties
<indd> i cant, she threw them at aerosmith. |
#7458 (9/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<loathe> CF 5 is way way better
<dev0n> way way better than what? a hand job from your mom? |
#7457 (0/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mp> wanna invest in some mp love coupons?
<dev0n> mp: no. i think my mutual fund will perform better :) |
#7456 (0/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Ahmed is now known as ahmed_TOP_GUN
<ahmed_TOP_GUN> oh, hmm, i put in the wrong movie ---
ahmed_TOP_GUN is now known as ahmed_THOMAS_CROWN_AFFAIR |
#7455 (0/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scire> Yeah well I haven't been IRCing much lately
<E-vangelist> Scire: finally figured out you could masturbate with your other hand, eh? |
#7454 (1/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rwxr-xr-x> i used to have a g/f who turned out to be world writable
<rwxr-xr-x> ridable |
#7453 (95/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kefka_> Rap is for people who need to be influenced by a culture of uneducated fools who have primary goals of "ballin" and becoming fly by having a dope ride. |
#7452 (113/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #-[TF]-
*** Topic is '*** Denmark has quit Worldcup (Read error: Connection reset by England)' |
#7450 (114/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Bojangle> splurge: This one time, my friend called the cops for getting a threatning phone call. SO the cops come over to just see what my friend is like, to judge if he was BSing or not
<@Bojangle> So they come over, and start chatting my friend up, they go, "What do you do?" and he's like, "I'm a computer consultant
<@Bojangle> "Oh yeah, what are ya' working on?" and he's like, "Oh, some webserver"
<@Bojangle> So then these two cops start talking about how he should use another server, and how the server he's using sucks, and how he should set up a database for certain things, lmao
<@splurge> HAHAHA
<@Bojangle> And my friend's like, "What are you, cops or computer programmers?" and he's like, "Oh, I just like to play around in my spare time"
<@Bojangle> It was like something outta Seinfeld
<@splurge> id skullfuck them and leave their corpses in the backyard
<@Bojangle> Me too |
#7449 (0/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iec|brb> k why are my shoes wet?
<Lucid`> iec - cuz i missed yer cheek.... |
#7444 (247/401) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.
<Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.
<Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.
* volsung_ perks up.
<Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'
* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
<volsung_> :)
<Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.
<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
<Paradox> I'm not sure.
<volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches. |
#7443 (169/355) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`]{rAzY]`> My penis is so big that when black men look at it, they say "Hey man, you got a big penis"
<dubdope> krazy... why do you have black men looking at your penis?
<dubdope> plus krazy.. how do they know what your penis looks like when they have you bent over? |
#7442 (167/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<F|uke> I like to have sex with Enya playing in the background
<F|uke> Enya doesnt mind it either.,....she just sits, watches and plays |
#7439 (-1/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Alpino> why dont the little ray of sunshine come ova here
<PuffTheMagickBongPipe> ova.. something Alpino's sperm will NEVER see |
#7437 (-1/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Loc-Dog> which is probably a good indication that he likes gaynal sex
<SantaClaws> i'll stick with the bitches part, thanks
<Loc-Dog> SantaClaws: sweet! ahmed's ass was getting loose anyway
<Loc-Dog> a: you no longer have to play the bitches part.... SantaClaws volunteered
*** SantaClaws curses not thinking before he speaks |
#7436 (95/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DangerousBeauty> do u seeing me giving two fucks?
<Phuser> i see you giving everyone fucks |
#7435 (197/405) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Owyn> I can't double click on a folder to open it.
<Owyn> THat's not a good thing.
<Phuser> keep the chat running man JUST KEEP THE CHAT RUNNING!
*** Owyn has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Phuser> damn
* Phuser throws his hands in the air
<Phuser> WHY GOD, WHY?! |
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