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#7433 (42/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham will once again shut down.
<Undine> Because of the fracas of the last match, twats climbing onto bus roofs as they waited in traffic.
<Undine> The routes around the major bars will be shut.
* Hawx imagines Birmingham "shutting down"...
<Hawx> Like Christmas lights going off...
<Hawx> "It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham" |
#7432 (205/367) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Orz> How old are you jennjenn?
<Orz> 12 right?
<jennjenn> 12??
<Orz> Yeah, comes after 13.
<Orz> Idiot. |
#7431 (243/434) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** MathAngel has left #vancouver
<Phuser> math angel?
<bv3> wtf is a math angel
<Phuser> that is the worst nick i've ever seen
*** Phuser is now known as SocialStudiesWizard
<SocialStudiesWizard> i damn thee |
#7429 (3/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@a> i should get "butt plug" tattooed on my cock |
#7428 (117/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phuser> my fan club has a member
<Phuser> my member has a fan club |
#7427 (153/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xetlain> 376 lines of code so far I think
<xetlain> and that took me like 3 hours, lots of yelling, two packets of cigs, 4 liters of coke, and three wanks to get done. |
#7426 (109/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[
<glasnost> err
<glasnost> =]
<glasnost> fucking sad cyclops instead of happy 2-eyes |
#7425 (102/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<UllerSkewl> metric system is better anyways
<stx-suicidal> werd
<stx-suicidal> inches are gay
<puto> your just mad cause you dont have many of them nick |
#7424 (-1/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<abs-topknot> hey guys
<abs-topknot> what is a clit? |
#7423 (-1/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vada> is it bad when you are at work and someone that is being rude says something to you and you all of a sudden see YOU FRAGGED SOANDSO about their head? |
#7422 (191/343) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|VenoMtv|> my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday
<|VenoMtv|> he said, happy 22 birthday, and i replied, dad, i'm 23
<|VenoMtv|> and he said, but i thought u started to drink last year
<|VenoMtv|> i said, no, i started in high school =x |
#7421 (5/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WargasM> i like chocolate
<WargasM> it makes me think of boobies
<WargasM> i wonder if you could make a woman lactate chocolate milk, if the DNA was just right |
#7420 (98/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<firebrand> damn, i cannot spell today
<A|exander> you just did.
<firebrand> fuck you ;) |
#7419 (185/351) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D
<elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING
<butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d
<butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird spelling. |
#7418 (166/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[KoG]^Deeshay> I'll beat you when I get a modem that isnt controlled by a rat in a wheel |
#7412 (93/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex', jesus cries and floods a town in a third-world country" |
#7408 (46/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Radz has quit IRC (Quit: Pure | Bitches | No, Fuck You)
* KeeperS tries to make sense of Radz's quit message |
#7395 (0/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@BondAway> i better get to work
<@IceWizard> heh
<@BondAway> i need someone o administer me an hourly dose of cocaine at work, but i dont know any secretaries, and i dont know if my boss would buy 'its sinus medicine
<@BondAway> and then drive me home |
#7392 (223/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dane> i picked ryk up one night when he was completely trashed
<Dane> and he was looking like spewing
<Dane> so i reminded him of my car spew rule
<Tippytoes> which is?
<Dane> "if you hurl you pay me $150 and you have to clean it up"
<KKKBitch> heh
<Dane> and he looked in his pocket
<Dane> and goes
<Dane> "I can cover that"
<Dane> "lets go get curry" |
#7391 (129/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kaff> the biker from the Village People died.
<Kaff> he died of lung cancer.
<Kaff> which just proves that getting a coq up the date will kill you in mysterious ways.
<Dane> kaff: no. you just misunderstood when the report said that he'd had too many fags.
<Kaff> haha |
#7386 (0/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Markus_> I can't wait until I get something to fiddle with in my hands... |
#7384 (3/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz P2 with 32 megs SDRAM and a 4.3 gig IDE harddrive
<Kythorn> thats like the same as a ferrari with no seats and a v2
<Malicious> Kyth: One that has a tendancy to overheat, mind you *P |
#7383 (5/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pho> the only fun Ive had with linux was formatting it |
#7376 (175/329) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<herman> its easy as abxc |
#7375 (52/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a woman
* Philgone strokes his cabbage patch doll
<Philgone> toasty warm
<BFG> is her name cynthia veronica picklesbury?
<Philgone> no.. roland |
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