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#7718 (293/419) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up
<[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?"
<[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book." |
#7717 (177/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cosmok> what is programming anymore, copy paste copy paste
<cosmok> copy, reorganize, paste, rework, paste
<kez> you missed a bit off the end
<cosmok> ?
<kez> </html> |
#7714 (-1/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kez> Jaykul, nice, er, bottom
<kez> er, I mean
<kez> easter? |
#7713 (148/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TonyD> you hatiater
<DamianMor> What on earth is a hatiater?
<TonyD> it's a word I just made up
<TonyD> someone who radiates hate |
#7712 (-2/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[-tOrn-]> Know a good resource editor?
<Jaykul> E-mail the authors.
<[-tOrn-]> hmm
<[-tOrn-]> That's a good resource editor ;)
<Jaykul> ResHack
* [-tOrn-] never thought of that one..
<[-tOrn-]> yeah, have that. |
#7711 (153/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps
<sc1> jesus this sucks
<asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me on that one.
<asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video compression rates. |
#7710 (0/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IlpaTYPER> would this have anything to do with banning Class316? heh
<Fakester> no
<Fakester> he should be banned at all times
<Fakester> IMO
<DN|PISSED> he should be klined from planet earth |
#7709 (99/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Logomancr> although I don't know how reliable plasma screens are
<Logomancr> I wonder if I punched a whole in it when running if "plasma" would leak out, in a very star trek moment
<Logomancr> ;P
<Logomancr> "hello fire department, I have a plasma leak in my reactor coils"
<lev|> "on screen"
<Logomancr> "no no, I'm talking about my TV"
<renholde_> maybe if we modify the deflector dish
<Logomancr> that would be so l33t |
#7707 (-1/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ShrikeX> YEAH
<ShrikeX> DNS IS BACK
<Damascus`> and it's better than ever. |
#7706 (50/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
archon > man, that was fun
archon > hooray for hack tools and logs
z0e > lumberjack blowjob? |
#7705 (-1/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* fingle sets mode +owned Maels
* Maels sets mode -satisfaction fing's missus |
#7703 (178/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Multus> Indeed. And, fear not, a sense of humor be not required for my employ, though a sense of direction helps, or perhaps a Yahoo! Map, for finding my land can be a chore in itself.
<Jolieve> (( Multus... you have been warned about the out of genre commentary... please cease and desist now, this is your final warning. ))
<Multus> Er...
<Multus> Forgive, I did not mean Yahoo! Maps. What madness do I speak? I, um, believe they are called Huzzah! Maps in this land. Yes? |
#7701 (269/422) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me
<bobthecow> oi someone op me
<Felix1> bob type alt-f4
<Ludwigvan> hehe
*** bobthecow has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!
<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA
<Astro}> oh my god ...
<Felix1> :D
<Felix1> oops :p
*** bobthecow has joined #buttermenthol
<bobthecow> err
<Ludwigvan> ahahahahahhahaha ---> bob
<Astroy}> hahaha you idiot bob
<Felix1> sorry bob :D
<bobthecow> my dad was looking over my shoulder and even he laughed |
#7699 (144/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrShah> anyone know what them things are called that will let me fit a hd into a 5 1/2 inch bay?
<_8ight> yeah. screws. |
#7693 (109/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phuser> fuck me.
<FadeJade> Why
<Phuser> i have no good reason |
#7692 (123/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic
<Rawr> Where have you been sticking them?
<evilmarq> up my arse
<Rawr> Your arse smells of garlic?
<evilmarq> yes
<Rawr> Why?
<evilmarq> i put garlic up my ass |
#7691 (41/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez
<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap
<OutLore> indeed
<OutLore> howd you guess?
<OutLore> i mean nothing.
<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude
<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking
* OutLore blushes |
#7689 (132/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phuser> Someone asked me if I knew what time it was today
<Phuser> I said, Yes, but not right now. |
#7683 (19/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spyder-> AOL also sucks
*** Carnevil_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Carnevil_[ACA7C955.ipt.aol.com]) |
#7682 (1/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<landen:#math> It was started by Carl Sagan. For astronomers there is not a lot of difference between 10^9 and 10^12.
<asphyxia:#math> yeah, only three zeros |
#7681 (-2/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* harbor21 explains to the channel subtle cheating.. an example from my life:
once went to my boyfriends house and we had sex... and he peed on me... and then the next time he came to my house i had sex with him but wouldn't pee on him(worried about my carpet)
* harbor21 is a suble cheater |
#7679 (93/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[BoB]spencer> LOL who has seen the capture the sperm game?
<Sharp|DoD> i play it every day with my sock
<Sharp|DoD> woops |
#7676 (0/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<motardo> i iron my curvy wang |
#7675 (14/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@WoNkS> omg it came up already
<@motardo> your wang? |
#7672 (-2/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@blodyholy> do you know the importance of mixing caramel and honey and whipping creme together and heating it up in the microwave for 2 minutes and pouring it on your cat? |
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