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#7670 (-4/324) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(SC__AT): 79. What's a disk of gas orbiting a star of black hole called?
(_uaioe): motardo's fart |
#7669 (0/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<su3050> just because you take it up the ass once in a while doesn't make you gay |
#7666 (81/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rustblade> I gotta add some new cooling if I'm going to accomodate this new scsi 3 drive
<Rustblade> oh shit
<Rustblade> you know what I realized
<Rustblade> I need a fucking scsi 3 controler
<Rustblade> I didn't think of that |
#7661 (-1/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Paran0id> Sectus: my A key is broken... |
#7659 (164/352) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xwred1> hmm... do you recommend I replace windows me? I have lots of friends, I can wares lunix for free. thats what hackers use, isn't it?
<TheOnyx> You want to warez linux?
<xwred1> you have to, I hear that unix stuff is expensive. windows me came with my gateway, I tried to ask them for lunix but they told me not to get it because it was buggy and stuff |
#7658 (183/375) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xwred1> my friend on aim is annoying me I want to hack them
<xwred1> I just want to get in and format his drive
<xwred1> I asked him for his address ip and he said its 127.0.0.1
<TheOnyx> heh
<TheOnyx> Do you know what 127.0.0.1 is?
<xwred1> its an address
<xwred1> loopback, or something, right?
<xwred1> it loops to him, then back to me
<xwred1> thats how I can hax0r him |
#7654 (0/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Dominion: Ill just throw it away and move on like the spoilt child that I am
Dominion: I mean, look at how I use my new pc
Dominion: I havent carressed it since the first day
Dominion: I havent complimented it on the perfect sheen of its aluminium |
#7652 (0/224) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Clampy waits for the next line of home consoles which will vacuum, slice, dice, IRC, download porn, play games, play DVDs, play hopscotch, and play music CDs all in one package.
<{{[o|O]}}> That would be Microsoft Home. |
#7651 (5/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Squirrel> and if I'm looking at porn and I jizz all over the RPC's keyboard, is that on-topic? |
#7645 (2/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@netzdamon> ok had her over here last nite
<@netzdamon> right after dinner and my ass hole has been bugging me
<@netzdamon> and we were going at it a little while later
<@netzdamon> dumb beach went down and fucking licked a big glob of preperation h
<@netzdamon> i started laughing so hard i almost pissed myself
<@netzdamon> Preperation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment:
<@netzdamon> Goverment Warning: Do not let gf or wife eat your ass with this ointment packed in it. May cause pucking/divorce. |
#7639 (52/225) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Deth> dont drink open soda cans that are a week old
<o|ooo|o|> not only was it flat, but it had a layer of dust |
#7638 (57/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<com4> PMMe: they're talking about archers retardo
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> i know!
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> and im not a retard com
<com4> i didn't say that
<com4> i said you were retardo.. protector of the weak.. and stupid .. and humper of legs |
#7636 (123/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Hah|> A lot of you are way too attached to RO. If the servers go down permanently, I wonder how all of you guys would react.
<Dekar> I'm not that attached.
<Dekar> I mean sure, I love the game.. but if It went down, I would move on.
<com4> hah: i'd kill everyone.. in this room .. if the game went down.. and then i'd eat some yogurt
<com4> cuz you know yogurt tastes good. the fruit on the bottom stuff.. rocks.. and then i'd kill people |
#7635 (2/224) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zophar>I think you're taking their feelings in the wrong way. Some people just happen to like the game. Obviosuly you don't care that much, and thats cool. But it's your opinion, and some people would like to really play this game the way its meant to be played, full final product, without all the insane amount of cheating in it. O_o;
<Galigmus_Ruune> who cares
<Galigmus_Ruune> cheaters make the game more lifelike
* com4 goes back to warcraft 3 so he can cheat and kill faster than those stupid orcs |
#7630 (271/401) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<XxChesterxX> who here uses a dildough
<Solidus> only when i'm making some dilbread |
#7627 (198/352) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
* ToRMeNTeD comes on brazil
<Ratty`> ergh
<Ratty`> it's all sticky
<ToRMeNTeD> you told me to |
#7623 (48/200) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Beesta> it's clearly time to go home
<Beesta> I just wrote "getCumming" insted of "getCommunications"
<Beesta> *shudder* |
#7620 (78/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shadok> CNN: Germany seals Nazi slave labor compensation deal
<shadok> i think they should just invite all the remaining survivors to free
"compensation camps" |
#7619 (108/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mander_> if east timor can be a nation..
<mander_> is there really any reason my bathroom can't be? |
#7612 (-1/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alien> someone in norway is probably like "what de fuck? bork bork!" |
#7610 (5/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shadok> bo gritz shot himself and only inflicted a flesh wound
<shadok> the quality of american fascism has declined notably in recent times
<shadok> i blame flouride |
#7609 (15/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xorg> If I say "Eject" and you say "What?", you'll be talking to yourself. |
#7607 (50/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_p> my lack of morals has absolutely nothing to do with my loins.
<_p> it just so happens that many immoral acts that are genuinely worth doing involve my dick. |
#7606 (118/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oof> so did you get together with your family for easter?
<_p> no, my family hates god. |
#7604 (235/415) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CellY> so yesterday the gay mailman who wears daisy dukes says to me
<CellY> "You get alot of packages, you must have discoverd ebay"
<CellY> I say no I discoverd state wide drug distribution rings
<pagan> LOL
<CellY> he just siad have a nice day |
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