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#7779 (30/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Booger> http, nntp, ftp. these are all non-cohesive with end-to-end viewing of good titty pics
<Booger> the new standard:
<u238|duhasst> hehe
<Booger> NTTP: Nice Titty Transfer Protocol |
#7778 (-3/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eastwood[i]> get wasted ..come back and get some
<Booger> mmm, some |
#7776 (3/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<u238|duhasst> right now if you put me in a round room and told me to piss in a corner.. my blader would explode |
#7775 (94/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<n> the only thing that gets him away from eq is beer
<Doza> at least he hasn't totally sold out
<n> what we need is a helmet we can strap onto him... with tubes that go down his thoat... and you hook it up to the puter... and it dispenses beer every time he gets a frag
<n> then he'll play q3 |
#7774 (17/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chaowork> dont singe the wenis
<faustwork> yeah, nude bacon cooking is tricky
<chaowork> i hear thats gonna be in the next olympics
<faustwork> you should see how i flip it over |
#7772 (110/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ph^pr0phet> i got kicked in the balls earlier in the summer
<chaowork> ouch
<Booger> hah
<chaowork> by a chick?
<Booger> try to NOT do that
<ph^pr0phet> yea
<ph^pr0phet> heh
<Booger> or wear a nutcup
<chaowork> u need to learn to stand sideways when u hit on em |
#7770 (-1/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc?
<Hexis> hold ALT and type "fxfire"
<Destruct> ?
*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
<booger> type /server fxfire instead
<booger> that might work better
*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: ) |
#7769 (156/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme manner
<n> lol
<booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole
<booger> thats gotta hurt
<pat> nair?
<booger> what if she gets nair up her ass?
<pat> e-mail her and find out
<n> uhm
<n> thats a he
<booger> OMG |
#7767 (229/411) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas
<faustwork> i cant stand going shopping for em tho
<faustwork> i feel like a goon
<faustwork> maybe its because i rub them all on my face |
#7766 (6/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** booger is now known as BROADCAST
* BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz |
#7765 (52/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge
<n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20
<faz__> well its fun, they deserve it
<anathema> yeah
<Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank
<faz__> haha
<anathema> haha
<koko> bahaha
<Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it
<faz__> sam sells 6 copies
<n> oh yeah?
<n> well in that case
<n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon |
#7764 (133/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell you if the upgrade will work
<faz> my q3key says P00R 4773MP7 |
#7762 (1/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4..
<n> hah
<chao[i]> ha
<chao[i]> are u kidding
<TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc..
<TFA|Swoop> bored out of my fucking skull
<chao[i]> lets quake swoop
<chao[i]> yeah
<chao[i]> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao[i]
<TFA|Swoop> Ok
<TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server. |
#7761 (0/219) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day
<faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?! |
#7760 (164/348) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HeXonXonX> I'm beginning to think the Playboy channel isn't based on reality. I don't see my neighbors running through sprinklers naked or inviting me over for orgies. |
#7758 (28/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage. those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with no place to go, usually
<mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth
<mogismog> makes for a good time in bed |
#7755 (91/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<psIRE> I had sex once, very tiring
<Mulder> lol
<Snipe> yeh me too.... oh wait no that was the time i installed linux |
#7751 (104/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<X3M`Dodo> |TazHoliO| : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins? |
#7749 (93/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ViViD> Dude I'm still getting 20ms pings!
<RTT> err thats normal
<ViViD> Yeah but I just doubled my upload bandwidth!
<RTT> Yes?
<ViViD> Well why hasn't my ping halfed?
<RTT> Dude doubling your upload bandwidth wont affect your ping
<ViViD> Shutup you geek |
#7748 (98/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "{" named.conf.newer | wc -l
< nutbar> 19314
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "}" named.conf.newer | wc -l
< nutbar> 19313
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind]
< nutbar> great
* nutbar fumes
< nutbar> one fucking missing } |
#7745 (20/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<miche> I can juggle 2 balls at once! :) |
#7734 (4/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DaemoN_> NOOOOO!!! MY PENIS IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!! |
#7724 (-1/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChRIs_84> what up people...i just got ps2 today, i wanna know how to make games...is itthe same way as dc games?
<Turing1> yuo hook up your PS 2 to a Car Battery with jumper cables, then pop in thegame turn the unit on and you'll have the game play evperience of your life...or death |
#7723 (-1/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KidHype> i like my pr0n like i like my video games...no story line needed, just cut to the fucking chase
<KidHype> but i've been jax0ring since you where in diapers ;) |
#7719 (-1/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* c6 is going to start a radio station
<c6> although the kits are mighty expensive
<Jaykul> lol
<Jaykul> you even have a license?
<[-tOrn-]> Jaykul: hell no
<[-tOrn-]> ;)
<c6> do i ever have a license for anything but driving? |
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