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#7817 (-1/267) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Musashi> wait what the heck this isnt pong, it's two PMSing stick figures screwin around |
#7816 (-2/340) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Theme-4-a-Jakal> we oughta tie allison down and get her addicted to heroin so she'll become a prostitute |
#7814 (268/433) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[atticus]> My parents think I'm nuts. I sit on my computer most evenings laughing at the monitor. :)
<[atticus]> Then I turn it on and come here. :) |
#7813 (4/225) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)- pager -(off)-
* TPEGrunge is back: from -(be back in 12 years)- gone -(626wks 1day 6secs)- |
#7812 (285/441) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Allen> what about Hall?
<CactusJac> he died
<Mikey316> he was arrested
<Allen> make up your mind..
<CactusJac> He was arrested for dying. |
#7810 (-2/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[SCSI]Zuph> i found it on some japanese site
<[SCSI]Zuph> maybe it will be in japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> japanese writting looks cool
<[SCSI]anon> doubt it
<[SCSI]Zuph> i'm thinking about going to babel fish, and translating "Cute japanese girlfriend wanted" then put that on a shirt
<[SCSI]Zuph> and no one will no what it means
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> but they won't respond
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their cute, and a girl |
#7809 (0/236) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** ChanServ sets mode: +nto ChanServ
<surfnazi> /msg chanserv addop #channel adminpass nick (or hostmask)
<]MC[-Penumbriate> thanks for setting it up
<surfnazi> np
*** surfnazi has left #clanmc
<]MC[-Penumbriate> ok whats adminpass?
<]MC[-Impletudable> whats the password?
<]MC[-Valipulent> what's the pass |
#7806 (-1/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Eukanuba> what time is it in the usa atm ?
<BludClot> 8:40 - 12:40
<FireFox12> wrong
<FireFox12> its 5:45 in california
<BludClot> oh, I wasn't sure which way the timezones went :P |
#7804 (170/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Affe> haha my mom just got an email from adultcheck that was supposed to go to my stepdad
<Ouroboros> Busted!
<Affe> she's like "adultcheck? i hate all this spam" and she clicks on it to delete it, and up comes the preview "dear william (my stepdad), on such and such a date you ordered...."
<Affe> haha
<Affe> she's all like "asshole" |
#7802 (0/254) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<coma> wank carefully and do not destroy your penis :)
<xetlain> wise words.
<coma> for men with divine penises like us, yes |
#7801 (217/362) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(PJ) grrr
(PJ) a car alarm is going off
(PJ) OH FOR GOD SHAKES SOMEONE SHOOT THE DAMN CAR
(PJ) fuck
(PJ) its our car |
#7800 (96/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(PJ|) someone released a reencoding of it
(PJ|) with alot better quality
(Lan|Work) How do you re-encode something and get better quality? |
#7797 (46/277) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> wtf
<Linguica> wait a minute
<Linguica> <Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> no it wouldnt |
#7796 (173/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Daki> thanks i know
<Azalyn> aww
<Azalyn> *smack*
<Azalyn> your so cute when you get smacked
<Azalyn> *smack*smack*
<Azalyn> awwwww!!!!
<Azalyn> *smack*smack*smack!*smack!!-crack* err, oh shit.. o.o i think i killed him >.<
*** Daki (gg@sc-66-74-86-145.socal.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Azalyn> O_O |
#7795 (-1/354) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Xiph3r> LIKE HOW CAN YOU TYPE FAG NUGGET CLIT-SAQ WARRIORS OF DOOM-FAGS WITHOUGH LAUGHING YOUR CLIT-SAQ OFF |
#7794 (187/382) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RighteousSuicide> I was running around today like a retard
<RighteousSuicide> and I hear a BANG
<RighteousSuicide> i couldn't figure out what it was
<RighteousSuicide> then I noticed I had run into a dumpster |
#7792 (3/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<veroniq> i want to learn how to make cyber-sex
<Poiny> good for you veroniq
<veroniq> could someone show me how_
<veroniq> ?
<Poiny> not me
<Poiny> im celibate to cyber sex
<CK-away> yeah I boycott cybersex, it hurt me too much |
#7790 (108/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zyrowan> when I have a fiance
<zyrowan> I'm going to get "Will you marry me?" tatooed on the back of my balls
<zyrowan> and talk her into a rim job
<zyrowan> it'll be soo romantic |
#7788 (94/216) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<\slash> masturbation is like tekken 2: after a while your hand begins to FUCKING hurt, but you keep on going because you're enjoying yourself too much. |
#7787 (111/267) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Avie_work> a word of advice for you guys
<@Avie_work> unless you want to ruin a woman's orgasm, do NOT shout this just as she is ascending the heavenly mountain: "GO SPEED, GO!" |
#7786 (2/181) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<nakedpretzel> The pr()n industry uses interlaced .gif's to toy with my fragile emotions... |
#7783 (109/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<u238|duhasst> pdf's suck for reading on the toilet |
#7782 (269/404) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<faustwork> she looks good
<chaommm> is she hot?
<faustwork> id bang her
<chaommm> that doesnt mean shit
<faustwork> id bang her with no beer
<chaommm> WOAH |
#7781 (118/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<n2d2> i didnt put bon jovi in the playlist
<n2d2> oh my god
<chaobacca> 11:36:54
<chaobacca> Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine
<n2d2> my bon jovi mp3s have become self-aware |
#7780 (155/376) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DarthN> so.. ana... did she touch your... "railgun"?
<ana_class> dude
<ana_class> seriously stfu
<faustwork> lol
<faustwork> did you shoot plasma?
<DarthN> HAHAHAHA
<DarthN> ROFL
<chaoworky> haha
<DarthN> omg hahaha
<ana_class> are you all in second grade still?
<chaoworky> i think he fisted her with his gauntlet
<DarthN> omg |
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