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#8350 (28/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chubbzilla|UC> AVATARS
<Chubbzilla|UC> OMG NO
<Chubbzilla|UC> THEY WILL USE UP MY UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH
<Boko> ok
<Boko> i'll turn them off then |
#8349 (191/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hito> This girl at school asked me a really wierd question today.
<Hito> "What's the best ecperience you've ever had while masturbating? Explain why. After, tell me what the worst experience you've had masturbating is, and explain why."
<Jin|Cool> I got that once as an essay question on my SAT.
<Jin|Cool> Mostly why I got a 1200. |
#8347 (6/348) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation |
#8343 (152/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Valvados (~Draco@12.21.190.1957) is now known as Valv|Nekkid
<Valv|Nekkid> My roommate is giving me the strangest look. |
#8339 (164/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hitokoei> Last year, I was at my friends and we were playing truth or dare in Boys vs. Girls style, and the girls dared all of us to jack of right there in front of them.
<Hitokoei> And even worse than that, we did it...
<Hitokoei> For $30 each.
<Hitokoei> I got made fun of though...they said I jacked off funny. |
#8336 (172/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sanji> I eat people.
<Sanji> I'm a humanitarian |
#8335 (80/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gorilla> all the other kids got cool sutff like "Air!" "Earth!" "Fire!" and the poor little Indian kid kinda sheepishly whimpered at the end "....heart...."
<neored13> They should've given him Metal.
<GKSetzer> he could be like a glam rocker
<Zephy> oh yeah. then he'd have been gary glitter.
<Zephy> "AIR" "FIRE" EARTH" "PAEDOPHILE" |
#8330 (130/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day.
<spacetwin> how was it!
<AgntBukk> I beat up some chick.
<AgntBukk> and then I kicked her repeatedly in the head until she died.
<spacetwin> haha
<AgntBukk> so, all in all, I was happy with the experience. |
#8329 (113/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<a> i wish i had some vr goggles or something
<Loc-Dog> a: for porn?
<a> so nobody could tell i was playing games
<a> games being interactive porn
<Loc-Dog> a: they'd be able to tell when you pulled out the "joystick" to manuever your "character" in the "first person shooter"
<a> Loc-Dog: i use the keyboard. |
#8327 (213/387) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
knobsthebear: How the hell did Korea find time between StarCraft and Diablo II to make it this far into the World Cup? |
#8324 (-1/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phettachu> cherry coke - letters at the end = herry cok LOL LOL LOL
LOL
<Phettachu> GET IT HERRY COK?!? HAIRY COCK?!?!
<Phettachu> LOL
<Phettachu> maybe only gays get it |
#8323 (1/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dt--> womb- im a big proponent of enviroment conditioning the youth
<wombrood> dt: 'environment,' for future reference
<djthrush> also, believing that something is true does not make you a
'proponent'
<djthrush> 'proponent' is closer in meaning to 'advocate'
<dt--> im aware of its meaning
<dt--> but thanks webster
<djthrush> i don't think you are! since you used it wrong and all
<dt--> how did i use it wrong?
<djthrush> i just explained it to you
<djthrush> are you some sort of illiterate fag?
<djthrush> are you a homeless boozer who just wandered into an internet
cafe? what?
<djthrush> i mean, really |
#8322 (150/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ac> just messaged this girl I use to know back home with "Welcome back hottie"
<ac> The response was "This is katie's mother"
<ac> ...
<ac> not a good thing |
#8320 (287/471) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<K-Ecchi> SABER DATED A GUY
<Saber> YOU HAVE NO PROOF
<K-Ecchi> YOU TOLD ME
<Saber> I HAVE NO PROOF EITHER |
#8317 (211/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cov\\sick> Solitarie almost never crashes. They should employ the person who wrote it to head the WinNT team. |
#8315 (93/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Offline> i still cant bleave people dont know what a fudgepacker is
<Log> I do, Zack
<Log> my friend's fiancee is a fudgepacker :o
<`Zerp> they work at candy factoryies right log
<Log> HE PACKS FUDGE AT THE COLORADO FUDGE THINGY
* Offline pounds his head on his desk |
#8311 (173/358) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Anderlan raises a cheek off the chair
<Anderlan> farting is offensive, but raising a cheek in preparation is even more so
<gears> it's a good way to show people "I am not interested in what you have to say. Leave my cubicle at your soonest convenience." |
#8310 (102/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kat-write> disturb me and suffer castration
<Doppelganger> that almost sounded interesting till I remembered what that meant |
#8309 (103/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xunil96> because i have a metric ass-ton of perl to write
<Dr_V> would a metric ass have 10 cheeks? |
#8307 (105/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Saber> ow damnit
<Saber> HA
<Saber> That'll teach you
<Saber> damn gummy bears
<c_thur> Saber: i can relate...i think |
#8305 (332/466) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Saber> just when I manage to convince myself I'm a superior being, I walk into a door |
#8300 (240/425) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kat-moffobsessing> why do dongs always gain length when played live?
<kat-moffobsessing> SONGS! |
#8297 (51/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BadAndy> leechers wanna stop leeching for a bit?
<frankster|kickme> that's like asking them to stop breathing for a bit |
#8296 (165/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Under the fence: if your mom were a farm animal, she'd be a sloth
Hobbes659: a sloth isn't a farm animal
Under the fence: damn it, theres gotta be a sloth farm somewhere around here |
#8294 (2/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you
<deepcut> but as it is, he's too afraid of his own latent homosexuality to dare
<tytyt> there are support group for that
<deepcut> tytyt: I was referring to you |
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