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#8395 (33/205) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<glossolalia> oh well, the way I see it, the chances of me being smacked in the head by a meteor or accidentally being killed in a gang war are pretty slim, especially with my new-found love of drinking JD while chatting on IRC |
#8394 (160/313) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<crazymaninvan> boobs on the life channel!
<Spamalope> What species? |
#8391 (86/236) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Anarchos> my penis is 6.5" long, so my long distance relationship must be no more than 5" away. |
#8385 (164/307) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MiakaYuki> Chillicha- you'd be better off finding a nice girl to ride, wouldn't you?
<chillicha> i am a girl
<MiakaYuki> Exactly. |
#8379 (143/332) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<johnnY> ???????//////
<johnnY> ?????///////////////////////////////////////////////////
<johnnY> ?//////////////////////////////////////////////
<johnnY> ????//////////////////////////////////////////
<johnnY> ????????????/////////////////////////////////
<johnnY> ?????/////////////////////////////
<johnnY> \///\/\/\///\\\//\/\/\///\\\/\/\\\//\//\\/\///\\\/\/\/
*** Sn00kie has joined #pk
<johnnY> \/\////\\///\\///\\\///\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\\///\\//
<pKfoster- ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<johnnY> dude
<johnnY> it was my cat
<johnnY> ...
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> dude thats my cat
<pKfoster-ibx> sorry i went to take a piss
<pKfoster-ibx> the cat comes in and types SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> i cant help it.. sorry dude |
#8376 (184/363) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rach|Dressing > i just had the yummiest shower
<Rach|Dressing > it was nice and hot
<Fentom > ....damn it people prove that your hands ARE ON THE KEYBOARD after that comment |
#8375 (93/259) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AsylumXKP> Yeah no advertising. (This message was brought to by ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL ALL THE TIME!) |
#8374 (20/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Valvados> Words cannot express just how much Joe Hisaishi ownz me
<Vicious> how about "Joe Hisaishi is gay" ?
<Valvados> YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU THUNDERING MORON
<Vicious> MAKE ME YOU BLATHERING DOLT |
#8373 (143/343) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<leena> has anyone heard of the lord of the rings
<Serge_of_Aruni> NO, WHAT IS THAT?
<Serge_of_Aruni> IS THAT SOME CARNIVAL GAME?
<Serge_of_Aruni> WITH BOTTLES AND HOOPS? |
#8372 (3/218) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hito> Golden showers, fecal, fisting, bondage, S&M, cock-pumping, beastiality, dead people, babies, women, children, men, stuffed animals, trees, etc.
<Chubbzilla> ¤¦Hito¦¤ nice weekend planned |
#8371 (85/274) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jin|ForSale> I HAVE NO USE FOR MONEY
<Jin|ForSale> (unless it is a lot) |
#8370 (-1/253) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Shuichi> "YEAH, IRAQ IS NOT LETTING US HAVE ITS OIL. WE WERE FUCKTARDS FOR RELYING ON OIL CONTROLLED BY THEM WHEN WE WERE talKING PUBLICALLY ABOUT FUCKING THEM OVER, NOW IT IS TIME TO FUCK OVER ALASKAN BEAUTY BY TURNING IT INTO TEXAS NORTH. YOU ALL LOVE ME, I AM A BAD WITTLE BOY. signed, Dubya." |
#8369 (205/349) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Shuichi> but i'm an optimist
<Slick_Wil> so glass half full then?
<Shuichi> are you implying i have a drinking problem Slick_Wil? |
#8368 (85/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Valvados pulls out a random Indiana joke
<Valvados> HEY
<Valvados> Why doesn't Kentucky slide into Tennessee?
<Valvados> BECAUSE INDIANA SUCKS |
#8367 (3/289) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AsylumXKP> WTF?
<AsylumXKP> http://www.goats.cx is no longer the most mentioned URL in this channel |
#8364 (127/297) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dn> i'm not sure i could ever endure a d&d session, i'd fall asleep
<Valvados> Not if its a DnD orgy
<Valvados> WHOOHOO, I ROLLED A NATURAL 20! THE PALADIN HAS TO TAKE OFF HIS LOINCLOTH |
#8363 (167/348) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JinBOT2000> beware
<JinBOT2000> or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION
<JinBOT2000> <")3
<JinBOT2000> A CHICKEN
<JinBOT2000> IN ASCII
<JinBOT2000> Dare you test me, boy? |
#8362 (154/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TTX> How do I change my name in here?...
<Naoki> type /nick yournick
*** TTX is now known as yournick |
#8361 (-3/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Quits: The_Rinoa (Local kill by Wilko (one big fat chanwhore sitting on #ffonline, one big fat chanwhore sitting on #ffonline, and if the big fat chanwhore, was accidentally anally brutalised by a /kill, there'd be 0 fat chanwhores sitting on #ffonline. BOOYA!)) |
#8359 (140/309) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tantalus|RO> No one can resist hot monkey sex
<Tovart> Except hot monkey females with a headache. |
#8357 (64/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Allen_Schezar> Poptarts is kinda like Popstars but with much more punch, flavor and, oh yeah, sex appeal and intelligence :D |
#8356 (14/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nev|Away> When did I pick on you, you ugly little horrible turd?
<Nev|Away> Give me your lunch money. |
#8354 (-2/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Neris|triggermehappy> Well, if you count the number of times ive been cyber-uNFed , half the population of ffo would be in jail =P
<Locke> Telling you to fuck off doesn't count as uNFing. |
#8353 (12/219) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Seren> I've seen so many penises, but I swear, the minute some guy you don't know takes his pants off in a classroom environment and is all happy about it ... you almost shit yourself.
<melusine> Happy happy? O_o As in "Teacher, my still life is moving!" happy? O_o |
#8351 (16/322) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LULU-LION> yea i finsd hy school and im going to choleg dome ass |
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