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#8448 (133/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MMouse> finding me a CIO or CTO position is harder
<undrewb> heh
<jamesn> *laugh*
<jamesn> your going for upper management jobs?
<MMouse> of course ;)
<jamesn> you cant even get a bill paid on time:)
<MMouse> that actually makes me more suited for upper management |
#8447 (37/203) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ryk> one of my favourite pastimes spotting boobjob scars.
<Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush. |
#8446 (-2/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tippytoes> jamesm: if you want to experience what labour is kinda like, try pulling your nuts up over the top of your head
<Tippytoes> and stapling one to each of your ears
<jamesn> feh
<jamesn> chicks are wusses
<Tippytoes> yeah that'd be it dear
<SmilieZ> beleive me.. you chicks can have it all to yourselves (Aint stupid)
<jamesn> Ive shat things bigger than the dood
<jamesn> and ya dont hear me bitch about it |
#8443 (160/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sisko> did you castrate jason for hiding the pron?
<Kaff> no. that would defeat the purpose.
<sisko> suppose so.
<Kaff> i just shook my fist a lot and said "grr"
<sisko> haha. and I suppose he was utterly intimidated
<Kaff> like a good husband, he's suitably scared of me.
<Kaff> he's seen me naked. |
#8441 (164/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Doc> ok... kitchens clean, bathrooms clean
<Doc> thats the two easiest to clean rooms of the house done...
<cactoid> is that because you always eat out and you never shower? |
#8440 (10/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Excession> I'm getting seven figures. "FUCK ALL" |
#8438 (114/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cactoid> my god, the new lara croft has enormous gonzagas
<cactoid> i wonder if she goes for overweight australian it professionals |
#8437 (-1/261) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Medrawt> I almost always get laid when I've given up looking for a root. Fact.
<Medrawt> I think girls can smell desperation
<drewb> no, they can smell your cheap aftershave
<drewb> when you stop wearing the shit aftershave, they can tolerate you
<Medrawt> No they can't, I wear none
<thrase> If you weren't such an arrogant git drewb, you'd probably pass as funny
* Medrawt relies on pheremones
<drewb> if you werent such a fuck up thrase, youd probably pass as human |
#8434 (-1/244) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ag3ntOrangE> I like that one song by Alice Deejay...
<Ag3ntOrangE> except for the part that goes: "Do you think your better off alone?" |
#8431 (191/329) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DjShoryu> one time my friend got so drunk he thought legos were candy
<buttonsDIE> you mean like he ate them?
<DjShoryu> no, hes an artist
<DjShoryu> he built an apple , then ate it |
#8428 (0/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** overloaded has quit IRC (Quit: i'm outta here like a dyke fleeing dick.) |
#8427 (-1/279) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nex> Damn it I feel ill since I told that window cleaner bloke I didnt want to buy any cleaning fluid
<Nex> I bet he was a gypo and now I am cursed |
#8425 (121/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RaedonWolf> the shortest day of the year is the 8th of december, the longest day is xmas with your relatives |
#8424 (95/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[Phoenix]> My keyboard is gay?
<Howdy> yes, but thats no reason to feel uncomfortable.. a gay keyboard can touch your digits and it not be sexual |
#8423 (50/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SuperGayAllah> ok, who is the hairiest girl in here?
<Phuser> you are dude |
#8417 (0/283) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ChuffyCow> Norman Virus Defense -- a fat geek sits on your computer, and spills donuts and coke on your computer, "disinfecting it" |
#8413 (108/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ohio_ohio2> so what is the world coming to?
<X-Chaos-X> orgasms. |
#8412 (-1/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Twisty> Fkn ETG banned me for 24 hours :/
<Twisty> TOok me forever to get back on :(
*** Twisty has quit IRC (Killed (AdminServ (Insecure Connection (Type Insecure HTTP Bounce - Port 3128) - for help to get your security fixed plz go here: http://help.enterthegame.com/services/security.htm))) |
#8410 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
«@Aquavette2k1» whats it take for a man to get some nude hot teacher porn |
#8409 (79/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mindlace> i ate a pig that had probably been tortured its entire life before finally being put out of its misery in a festering pile of its screaming kin.
<space> i mean, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it |
#8405 (3/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Prison_Shank_Blues> i found a fuckin tampax in a public pool |
#8404 (-2/298) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Falkonn> okay...now make the logical connection to this----> <Deciheximal> No household is complete without Jesus... He's on call to beat the wife when the husband is away. |
#8402 (92/248) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jebs> haha i thought the dude on this ad said 'MORE OF THE WORLDS MOST TERRIFYING MULLETS'
<jebs> but he said moments |
#8397 (104/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<iora> i steal no hearts.
<iora> brains are more valuable on the black market. |
#8396 (57/229) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kipozo> motardo: Lindows is installing from my D:\ but it's looking under my A:\.... looks like windows too much already |
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