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#8253 (199/338) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hamsters> is there any tips that i can pass my writen test?
<shagman> hamsters, learn english |
#8252 (111/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HomerHendelBergenHeinzel> ur so mean :L
<q> is that the frowning face of a stroke victim? |
#8251 (75/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment???
<shagman> fart jokes rock
<shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example
* shagman farts on IEatChildren |
#8250 (107/291) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife is hot, hang on while i have a wank |
#8249 (23/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has joined #suicide
<IllIIIllI> any slut attention whores here need a man to make themselves feel important let me know i can be that guy if you aren't ugly/fat
* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has left #suicide |
#8248 (254/419) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EK> What if the war in Afghanistan was fought with midgets!
<Jei> With midgets as infantry, or as ammunition? |
#8246 (-1/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ookey> now, I wonder what would be said if I said that all guys are bi.
<JtHMx> *shrug* find out
<BathTub> I think jthm is getting confused with 'all men want chicks to be bi'
<JtHMx> see, bath is clearly just gay, rather than bi |
#8245 (59/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
cabbagehead227: so I came out of the closet today
cabbagehead227: I was looking for my bowling ball, but all I found was a bunch of queers |
#8244 (232/410) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`Trivia`> kq1.169. Swans are the only birds with?
<`Trivia`> 1st Hint: ******* Question Value : 4 Points
*** Joins: StupidFsh
<oregvphf> attitude
<JtHMx> Penises
<oregvphf> ;)
<`Trivia`> YES, JtHMx!!! got the answer -> Penises <- in 11.697 secs, and gets 4 Points
<`Trivia`> JtHMx has won 2 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 10 & this MONTH: 10
<JtHMx> what?!?!
<oregvphf> HAHAHA
<JtHMx> I WAS FUCKING JOKING
<JtHMx> TAKE THE POINTS OFF ME
* oregvphf falls over |
#8243 (-1/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`docno> trance get a job
<TranceStar> jah-bbb?
<TranceStar> whats that? |
#8242 (135/270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<justin> we found a burger king with internet access
<\slash> "free with any purchase"
<\slash> they make it sound like it's a fucking paper bag or something
<justin> haha
<\slash> "two large fries." "would you like some internet with those?" |
#8241 (3/269) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Spellweav> how much of your time to you spend hoing?
<Freaksh0> you mean fucking or pimping other chicks ?
<Spellweav> no..chicks in general
<Spellweav> how much in vitro time for your experimental probe
<Spellweav> on the whole |
#8239 (0/224) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DrShipman> i fuckin hate workin sundays man!!!
<DrShipman> every asshole and his dog is out on a sunday
<Jester> 'sup, spoilt for choice? :P |
#8238 (21/197) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* sabeel (~blackHoru@62.61.192.142) has joined #winprog
* delete[] sets mode: +v sabeel
<+sabeel> is google working ...?
<+O_6> !google sabeel is retarded
<+logiclrd> O_6: http://www.prairienet.org/cpt/archives/2000/oct00/0006.html
<+O_6> ^^
...
<+sabeel> !google O_6 is also retarded
<+logiclrd> sabeel: Sorry, the server did not return expected response headers. This probably means that there were no matches to your query.
<@violus> huhuh
<+O_6> sabeel, touche, retard
<@violus> owned. |
#8236 (171/352) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Reaver_Reload> theres over 500 retards at my college
<Reaver_Reload> its like david vs goliath, except golaith is a retard
<Folken> So you kill retards with rocks?
<Reaver_Reload> Yes.
<Reaver_Reload> Yes we do. |
#8235 (-2/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> pmp: what's funny is that azn dudes are like 4' tall and look like ewoks
<D\TOX> it's just funny to see a band of these azns dressed like candy ravers walking around the mall speaking god only knows what language "yap yap ching chang"
<D\TOX> and then drive their integras back to the forests of Endor and worship C3PO |
#8234 (0/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ez> I'm having an orgy tonight
<Ez> Right decided to invite left and her friend pillow |
#8228 (52/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<alexei^se> I need a new hd
<alexei^se> 10gb hd yah yah!
<xK|servo> ya i have a 20 just got a 40
<xK|servo> mfr at office max was like hey pal need some extra space for all them mpeg files
<xK|servo> i was like shit you got me man
<xK|servo> hes like hey dont worry we all do |
#8227 (100/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Adee is now known as Elvis
<Elvis> Ah huh huh..
<Electric> Here, have a cheeseburger :)
<Electric> Now go take some drugs and sit on the toilet...
*** Elvis has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Electric> It worked! |
#8226 (108/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@T-56): anyone up for some drunken baseball fun next weekend?
(+de-v1): baseball?
(+de-v1): k before i just THOUGHT you were gay
(+de-v1): now i know for sure
(+de-v1): :P
(@T-56): steph: ok, scratch baseball, how about water polo
(+de-v1): you just want to be in a pool with 20 guys in speedos are trying to grab balls |
#8223 (172/386) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<below> i'm going to kill my roommate.
<Aven> Kill kill kill
<below> he's going to die for this one
<Aven> Wait, I'M YOUR ROOMMATE!
<below> you are?
<below> wtf?!
<below> how many fingers am i holding up?
<Aven> 2
<Aven> But I don't think ones a... oh god.
<below> yes.
* Aven stabs himself in the eye with a pen. |
#8222 (251/452) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<okoshun> The cat's have the right idea..lying on the cool tiles in the dark.
<max> That
<max> Of course they have the right idea. Cat's are perfect.
<max> Or so they like to believe :)
<okoshun> The *are* perfect. ;)
<max> Then explain why the hell the cat fell off my desk yesterday?
<max> You know how I have a corner desk?
<okoshun> A gravitational flaw.
<max> he was lying on his back, and rolled over to stand up
<max> And managed to put his front paw in the empty space in the corner between the two segments
<max> So he put his weight on it to get up, and fell down
<okoshun> max: He did that on purpose.
<max> It was funny as hell.
<okoshun> max: He knew you needed a laugh.
<max> he looked mortified. He left shortly after.
<okoshun> You're just projecting your feelings onto the cat. ;) |
#8221 (24/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<spicyham> guess i will go to library to use encyclepedia tomorrow ... all my dictionary doesn't have the meaning of leet |
#8218 (105/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DotSPF> just got myself a shitload more lesbo porn
<killck> good?
<DotSPF> damn they have so much more fun when we're not around |
#8217 (284/450) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<noskill> I was banned from my junior highs network for having every printer in the school print 5000 pages of "FEED ME PAPER!" simultaneously |
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