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#8134 (122/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Starlet is now known as StarBBS
<Jerub> BBS?
<Jerub> as in dialup?
<Jerub> whats the number?
<Jerub> is it subscription?
<Jerub> got a large file section?
<Jerub> is it on fidonet?
<StarBBS> bbs as in be back soon |
#8130 (113/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Beryllium probably should go back to coding PHP
<Beryllium> I hope my site doesn't have any wide-open gaping back doors ...
<Beryllium> ... you know, like www.goatse.cx ...
* Beryllium runs VERY FAR AWAY
<spacefem> Beryllium: awe, that's fun though...
<Beryllium> spacefem: Which part?
<spacefem> making unsuspecting people go to goatse.cx!
<Beryllium> I did that for my GF once ...
<Beryllium> (Ex-gf ;-) |
#8127 (133/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Szyslak> HAHAHAHA those wacky spanish: "Our download server can only support 300 simultaneous discharges" |
#8126 (0/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Avatar> teenyboppers rule
*** Avatar was kicked by ChanOP ([Sphinx45] britney says hi)
<Tamgerine> Martin, I've seen you car-dance to Britney ... case closed.
<Sphinx45> i can like britney and not be a teenybopper! |
#8125 (246/398) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Avatar> who are you
<harold> oh fuck off avatar. i see you've found another channel to ban n00bs in :)
<Avatar> oh good, we've met |
#8124 (73/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<korben> i have a very rich and satisfying sex/personal life!
<Iceman> self satisifying? :P
<korben> hell no
<korben> its a very varied sex life
<korben> sometimes i swap hands |
#8123 (137/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arturo-pain-afk> what makes you think it is?
* Sphinx45 points to the door.
<Sphinx45> the sign says so!
<arturo-pain-afk> what sign?
<arturo-pain-afk> theres no sign
* Nelyx adjusts the "Number of Days without having to deal with an Idiot!" sign, so that it now reads 0 |
#8120 (127/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DisposableHero> is semen conductive?
<Iceman> DisposableHero: yes
<DisposableHero> (Iceman): fuck |
#8119 (40/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arturo> so i shouldn't knock watching gay sex in a fish tank till ive tried it? |
#8118 (241/406) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[20:52] <MrSnuffles> hello
<MrSnuffles> anyone?
<MrSnuffles> talk to me
<MrSnuffles> ;(
<Bug> hello MrSnuffles
<MrSnuffles> no, not you |
#8116 (115/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<egypt> bejeweled is hypnotic.
<zebra> omg bejeweled is like crack.
<egypt> i'm convinced this is an attempt at world domination.
<egypt> i can't stop playing this.
<egypt> MUST.. GET... JEWELS... INTO LINES OF THREEEEEEE.
<egypt> NO MOVES LEFT? BASTARDS!
<Allan> What's bejeweled?
<egypt> its like, tetris for the mentally challenged.
<zebra> omg I HATE that noise it makes when you lose.
<egypt> omg i KNOW
<egypt> it makes me feel like such a FAILURE
<zebra> it makes the baby jesus cry.
<egypt> "you have no friends. please find a disease and crawl into bed with it, thanks."
<zebra> That *GAME* makes me feel like a failure.
* zebra falls over laughing |
#8113 (181/337) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<q> well, not really. i don't like wearing clothes because i really just rather be baked.
<q> and by baked, and mean, naked.
<q> and by "and mean", i mean "i mean" |
#8112 (71/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Palindrome80> (oh. my. god. josh just showed me pornographic harry potter fan fiction.)
<thedreya> (I REFUSE to read the porno harry potter fanfic. I stick to gay A-team fanfic) |
#8111 (56/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@IS2> play it again, dugy
<@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo da da de da dooo
<@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo daaaaa da daaa
<@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo da da de da dooo
<@IS2> ahhh, what a classic
* IS2 saves it to his mp3 collection
<@Dugy> :( |
#8106 (220/358) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<flee> for some reason it never occurred to me until now how odd it is for elmer fudd to be singing about his "spear and magic helmet" while bugs cross-dresses.
<6> I know, it makes so much sense until the cross dressing
<midi> you can say that about lots of things. |
#8105 (0/203) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<frail> there are places that should never be scraped
<frail> "get your hand out of my pants and use an emory board you son of a bitch!
<flee> ok, if you want an emory board on your genitals, sure.
<adric> i think id prefer nails to an emory board..
<adric> granted id want them to be short, clean and smooth..
<flee> I like my men short, clean and smooth.
<adric> damn i have the short and clean down.. but i think im all corners..
<flee> not that type of smooth
<flee> smooth like a razor blade you don't notice in the shotglass of gin
<bob> shaven, not stirred |
#8104 (-3/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mrfy> "If you're a technology early adopter, but you're not in the first wave of 'bleeding edge' users, then you're on the scabby edge (where the bleeding edge has crusted over, but it's still raw)."
<Rascal> this is why johnny come latelies get picked on |
#8102 (1731/2399) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch) |
#8101 (196/375) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Paeyl> why did i just have a sudden image of a penis with tentacles at the tip
<alayna> cthulhuitis
<Paeyl> is there an antibiotic for that?
<Paeyl> "doc, i have a problem." "what?" "it's my.. penis.. it .. " "yes?" "it can.. write its own name."
<geo> That's not a problem, son...that's a potential career. |
#8100 (305/476) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<meta> blegh
<meta> the internet is bad
<meta> bad bad bad
<meta> I tried to talk to a woman
<meta> but she sent me nude pics instead
<meta> I didn't want them
<meta> but I took them out of courtesy |
#8094 (271/534) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Perforator\zzz> my grandma was going thru my room today for some ungodly reason and found some of my gf's clothes she "accidently" left here.
<Perforator\zzz> i'm all, "i like to wear black panties, DAMNIT" |
#8093 (158/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hazim> APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD
<LR|seksiwidow-> why the hell not?
<Hazim> i dunno.. they thought i wouldn't return them on time? |
#8092 (151/338) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<in|cheef> you know cd's that clean your cd player
<in|cheef> can you d/l one? |
#8089 (106/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nelyx> i usually have 1G free on it, and i recently put 500Mb of movies there, and theres still 1G free!!
<Jerub> scandisk fixes space reporitng issues
<Iceman> scandisk is the tool of satan
<Nelyx> yes it is
<Nelyx> "I dont like the way those files are arranged in this directory." *Delete* |
#8087 (96/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aussiedog> guess what?? i actually get a cd in my eye just now
<Iceman> how?
<Aussiedog> i am chewing a cd
<Aussiedog> and iput it in my hand and it flicked into my eye
<Iceman> Aussiedog: you know cd tops are toxic? :P
<Aussiedog> HOLY SHIT
<Aussiedog> ok i spat is otu
<Aussiedog> how toxic?
<Aussiedog> coz my mouth is burning a little |
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