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#8215 (150/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DotSPF> man, my mate is a complete div.
<DotSPF> he asked for my help coz he'd forgotten his hotmail password - I go round to see if he's put in a secret question so I can resurrect his account.
<DotSPF> what a prick
<DotSPF> his secret question was 'what is my password'
<DotSPF> i'm gonna go out and see if I can find him a cheap iMac |
#8213 (11/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gamma8> well i hope you enjoy it then!
<c0c0nutz> thanks G8, I hope so too cause honestly.. I rather be on bed right now
* gamma8 feels like an important summit of industrialised nations
<gamma8> that's the sort of thing that gives you a nice warm and fuzzy feeling inside... :) |
#8211 (38/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<IMP-Scott> Transferred: rzr-wc3.017 15,000,000 bytes in 1.60 (9,143.84 KB/Sec)
<IMP-Scott> my local Box
<IMP-Scott> whooohoooo
<IMP-Scott> 100Mbit
<JtHM> WOW! YOU MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS !
<IMP-Scott> errrr?
<dt|BadAss> lol |
#8210 (114/260) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<vino> when we first got our chickens
<vino> we got all these differant ones
<vino> and some of them fighted
<vino> and no jokes
<vino> one of them
<vino> bashed the fuck out of another one
<vino> and did a victory dance
<nim-zero> serious man
<nim-zero> go to narcotics anonymous |
#8209 (274/418) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?
<JtHM> |<----------------------------->|
<JtHM> (not to scale) |
#8205 (1/228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<vas-assignment> i dare anyone to watch the excorcist and ay midnight and take a walk around the blok
<KINGofEXTREME> its not even scary man
<vas-assignment> bullshit
<vas-assignment> everyone tells me its scary
<KINGofEXTREME> the first hour is arabs digging in a desert
<KINGofEXTREME> that shit scared teh fuck out of me |
#8202 (155/298) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<baietas> hey ppl.. quick question.. just downloaded every KDE3.0.1 RPM for my distro (mandrake) but when i try to install it it asks for some other files taht i dont have.. what do i do?
<Epesh> get those files |
#8200 (54/214) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Synoptica> dismantled my comp; cleaned everything, hopefully that will fix these fkn freezes
<Synoptica> did last time =/
[Quit ] Synoptica has quit irc. (Ping timeout)
[Join ] Syn-Away has joined #Aussie-Warez (~fdimensio@p409-tnt2.mel.ihug.com.au)
<Syn-Away> @&*@##! |
#8197 (166/346) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<er0s> you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life, and that's when i thought i was wrong but was actually right. |
#8192 (-1/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Joe_> gheybot, life?
<gheyBot> life is all about lounging in front of the fireplace w/ a wyse terminal |
#8189 (69/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Joe_> how do you downgrade to IE5.5?
<Soulflame> fdisk |
#8187 (59/223) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CrashCat> downloading lineage: 10 hours. patching lineage: 3 hours. uninstalling lineage: priceless. |
#8170 (153/281) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Damarr> Theres a topic on my TV newsgroup entitled "I can't get it up". Do I dare enter?
<Naivete> NO
<r0gue> go for it
<Damarr> Phew, he was talking about a satellite dish |
#8169 (0/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Red gets on the phone, "$90 for a strap on and I get no balls! I ordered the model with balls, and I received the one without balls! I want a refund and balls~"
Simplicity> They're actually attachments...
Simplicity> Sold seperately...ya know...
Natasha> What MIME type? |
#8165 (141/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants.
*** Kash was kicked by Kiler (let the gerbil out) |
#8159 (89/263) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Naivete> HE HAS NO FEELINGS
<Naivete> HE IS JUST A GIANT ROBOT WITH A PULSING 8" COCK
<Sky> TRANSFORMER PORN!!! NOW WE"RE TALKING! |
#8154 (33/207) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Savant> heh you guys read halfrobo's post on lums boards?
<Kiler> I like his posts backing liet up on her "DAOC IS SEXIST CAUSE THE WOMEN SIT LIKE WOMEN AND IT"S A STEREOTYPE!!!"
<CrashCat> daoc is sexist because you can fist zombies!
<Kiler> that's not sexist...both sexes can do the zombie fisting
<CrashCat> oh yeah |
#8153 (116/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Naivete> hey joe, if you suck at UO pvp, SAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
<Kiler> rofl
*** Joe_ is now known as Imkillingyou
*** Imkillingyou is now known as nexttimeiseeyou |
#8150 (133/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Vertinox> idiocy is relative
<Vertinox> in fact your an idiot next to some one else
<Vertinox> everyone has some one superior
<Vertinox> in some way
<Joe_> What about the guy who is the best?
<Joe_> Who is his superior?
<PyroRaven> That would be me |
#8149 (79/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Vertinox> >< jesus you eleetists
<Vertinox> i curse joe and anarch to die of prostate cancer at the age of 64
<Vertinox> you just remember that
<Soulflame> hehe
<Soulflame> DIE
<Exile> why not make it next year? curse them to die at age 14
*** Exile was kicked by Joe_ (I'm 17, jAckass.) |
#8148 (91/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kiler> Watching Jerry Springer makes me so glad I'm not poor white trash
*** Kiler was kicked by Joe_ (What? You're rich white trash now?) |
#8144 (4/200) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Naivete> damnit whenever I see the word 'mount' in linux documentation I think UNF
<Vertinox> "...Take hard drive, lube it with proper amounts of kY..." |
#8143 (-1/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bieeardo> GURPS!
<Bieeardo> It's not just for bodily noise jokes, anymore! |
#8136 (82/223) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Iceman> [TnT PING reply]: 1min 7secs
<TnT> ?
<TnT> Shiet
* TnT stops downloading Pron |
#8135 (268/392) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Starlet> <--- law student. future lawyer.
<Jerub> <-- computer programmer. future defendant. |
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