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#8293 (3/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sarahlee> got hooked on those stupid video chatrooms
<deepcut> the kind where you see old guys jacking off into a sock and stuff ? :\ |
#8291 (159/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<darkness> anyone heard about the new startrek movie yet?
<freddy66> YAH INCHERECTION IS SUPPOSTED TO BE GOOD I SAW IT LAST WEEK AND ENJOYED IT
<darkness> ...did he just say what I think he said?
<questie> I believe he just admitted to being russian, but I'm not quite sure... |
#8290 (309/460) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vegeta> I would go to the end of the earth for you
<Girl> Yes, but would you stay there? |
#8289 (92/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vegeta> I would go through anything for you
<Vegeta> Lets start with your bank account |
#8287 (176/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs)
*** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus
<Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =\ |
#8285 (310/445) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea, but then real people started using it. Things got real ugly from there. |
#8284 (16/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
marmor: Mutru: i am trying to compile an an simple example .. that works fine, but all i get when i run the program is a window that is all black ..
Aprogas: is your monitor on ? |
#8283 (156/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Silent|Study> These Christian rock ads on tv are so pathetic
<Silent|Study> Its like they assume people are going to suddenly think "OMG! JESUS! I never knew! |
#8282 (217/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> i thought you did music?
<baygledawg> oh i wish
<baygledawg> that would be my second dream job
<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> what's your first? professional sperm producer?
<baygledawg> ok, writing music would be my third dream job |
#8278 (35/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away
<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out. |
#8277 (96/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Moose_): what's your language of choice ?
(rich): english? |
#8273 (0/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(caraKATT): great, i found ready whip in the fridge and I wanted to put it in my coffee, but I think my roomate huffed it, cause it won't foam |
#8271 (209/384) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Haggis has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes I try to masturbate long words into a conversation. Even if I dont know what they mean.) |
#8269 (166/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xTaVx> im bored
<EvilChatOp> you're aways bored
<EvilChatOp> go masterbate or somethign
<xTaVx> brb |
#8268 (17/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Grinderwald> my dick is hard
<moo|cow> always a bowl of wisdom grinder
<Grinderwald> :D |
#8266 (71/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Kimbot tries to think like a hentai anime girl...
<Slant> Kimbot: Come up with anything?
<Kimbot> Damn. I just realized that I'm going to get sexafied by the next person that sees me. Again. And I hate my life. Why couldn't I be in some magical girl cartoon, where they stick to panty shots! |
#8265 (111/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* The_Paco went to the GE appliance store today, crouch-walked up to one of the large black super-fridges, ran my hand over it while humming the theme to 2001, stood up, and smacked my bud... they threw us out shortly thereafter. |
#8264 (200/373) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* fo0bar has silverware now
<jk> is that a new kind of heatsink?
<jk> :D
<fo0bar> no, it's a metal-based bio-nutritional transport system
<jk> the thing... you use to... dig... food.
<jwz> it's more of a food shim.
<fo0bar> appearantly the technology has been around for awhile, but I haven't been able to afford the genuine metal equipment... I've had to use the plastic replicas
<fo0bar> though proper transport systems are appearantly a requirement when an xx chromosome pair is introduced into xy's atmosphere |
#8262 (120/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jeer> I have to move to mississippi soon..I wish I had a sister or cousin there.
<jeer> who am I going to date? |
#8260 (45/223) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JBB> I'm looking for a laptop that I can just use on the net. Something below $300.
<BondOO7> You'd have better luck shoving your cock into a telephone jack for the internet. |
#8259 (3/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<akumapan> yous ound like poopoo
<andy> You type like poop.
<andy> and your mother was suspicious that it took her nine whole months to take a crap, so she named it just in case. |
#8257 (122/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into sucking his cock
<+Julie42> HOLY SHIT! Good. Because here I was thinking I had to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his cock. |
#8256 (11/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BounceWithMe> Shagman... 8==o suck it.
<@shagman> BounceWithMe... ())========D choke on it. |
#8255 (100/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shagman> k, keep words like cock and fuck out of here
* Runnigan fucks shagman with his cock |
#8254 (-2/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hamsters> i'm trying to get me self one at downtown BUT they got those stickers on the glasses and said that i need to be 19 older
<shagman> only for tobacco
<shagman> not pipes and papers and crap
* Owyn blinks
<Owyn> Shag: smaller sentences
<Owyn> You'll break his brain. |
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